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#198392 - 10/26/06 02:10 AM Smelly Monkey: Suicide Thread
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
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Im a bad person, I mock the dreams and hopes of innocent, once naive young girls who made a little mistake when they were young by having sex on film with strangers but are trying to do right as they grow, but I never allow them that chance, my cynical threads about certain girls have derailed the dreams of at least 2 that i know of, for that I can't live with myself, ive also crossed many a line, ive also brought hurt to the innocent wallice and rayne families, to those people I can never put into words just how sorry I am, I just hope the fact my heart will beat no more will allow you to pick up the pieces to your lives and allow you to live on as pain free as humanly possible. To gen padova, Ive said some truly horrible things to you, with maybe only 40% being true, and jrv, the attacks ive made against your mother have made me sick to my stomach, I was wrong to do that, im sure shes a very nice lady with good morals and fine fibre. Da burg, maybe you have had the worst, although most of my attacks have been at your personality there have been a few to do with you lack of leg muscles and weaker leg bones and perhaps even a crooked spine, thats a personal joke between you and god and I have no right to step into that.


Ive given this a lot of though and consulted with a few close friends and some not so close friends and they agreed that the best and most honest way to show just how sorry I am is to kill myself. I will be hanging myself at midday monday, i have a few things i need to sort out before then so I don't leave my young family in the crapper ala john doe as im not lucky enough to have a good friend like randy spears to help pick up the pieces once im gone. I wish you all the best love monkey



Julian John Pieterson aka smelly monkey 1977-2006
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#198393 - 10/26/06 02:23 AM Re: Smelly Monkey: Suicide Thread
Monstar Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
i thought your name was frank?
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#198394 - 10/26/06 08:22 AM Re: Smelly Monkey: Suicide Thread
jojo Offline
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Registered: 04/06/06
Posts: 250
Loc: traveling side show
if you need some help here

http://www.a1b2c3.com/suilodge/

they have lots of tips on how to do it!

good luck!
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#198395 - 10/26/06 08:28 AM Re: Smelly Monkey: Suicide Thread
Jeff Steward Offline
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Registered: 04/14/03
Posts: 7408
Loc: JM Productions
Does this have anything to do with what you did in Cuba?

Re: .
From: smelly monkey

Quote:
can i stay with you?my goverment whats me in jail and im far to sexy to spend even one day in there.




It could be dangerous, I think they are sending me to kill castro, I'll find out when I get there though.
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#198396 - 10/26/06 08:47 AM Re: Smelly Monkey: Suicide Thread
Gigi Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
fuck, i'm three years older than monkey? now i'm gonna kill myself.
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#198397 - 10/26/06 08:59 AM Re: Smelly Monkey: Suicide Thread
Gigi Offline
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Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
oh yeah, and if you fuck up the suicide and end up in the loony bin, say hi to taryn thomas for me!
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#198398 - 10/26/06 09:58 AM Re: Smelly Monkey: Suicide Thread
Da Burglar Offline
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Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
Not good enough...hanging yourself is fraught with potential difficulties, and is not traumatic enough. Simply "offing" yourself using some rope, a tree limb and a cardboard sign around your neck which reads "Yes, I'm really trying to kill myself....Dont Touch me until my lips turn a deep shade of Navy Blue..." will not provide me with adequate, maximum therapeutic healing benefit (and I KNOW it wont satisfy Gen Padova's thirst for Blood and revenge.)

Apart from the Tree limb breaking before you go brain dead, this could turn into another one of your pathetic attempts of indulging your habit of Auto-erotic Masturbatory Asphyxiation....you may start out with the intention of killing yourself, but instead the selfish sociopath inside you takes over, your secret shameful lust for Gen Padova kicks in, and you simply end up going through an elaborate process to jerk off, making a mockery of your whole atonement effort.

Allow me to help: Use my brand new Glock 17 I just received, to take yourself out with a bang and TRULY atone for all your bullshit. We can stage it so that it looks like you stole the gun and blew your brains out before I realized what was happening. Seriously...I'd be honored and inspired if you used my gun to kill yourself, the healing could really begin...

SM >>> <<< Da Burg
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#198399 - 10/26/06 02:57 PM Re: Smelly Monkey: Suicide Thread
MoronBoy Offline
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 07/30/06
Posts: 1712
Loc: at the end of the longest line
Speaking of suicidal posters on here, anybody have any idea where Windsock is? He hasn't posted anything in about 4 days. Highly unusual. Should we send someone out to check on him?
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#198400 - 10/26/06 02:57 PM Re: Smelly Monkey: Suicide Thread
DoronD Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 02/12/04
Posts: 176
F Smelly Monkey and F Jackie


Edited by DoronD (10/26/06 03:00 PM)

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#198401 - 10/26/06 03:13 PM Re: Smelly Monkey: Suicide Thread
TMonty Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 09/05/06
Posts: 769
Quote:

Speaking of suicidal posters on here, anybody have any idea where Windsock is? He hasn't posted anything in about 4 days. Highly unusual. Should we send someone out to check on him?



He mentioned in the Pornoween thread that he intended to dress as a sexual predator for Halloween. My guess: He's taken some days off to prepare for this character using the Method Acting style technique.


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#198402 - 10/26/06 03:48 PM Re: Smelly Monkey: Suicide Thread
LouCypher Offline
@
Porn Jesus

Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
For Fucks Sake Monkey...
If you're going on vacation,just say so you organ grinding
primate.

To Da Burglar

If you're not shootin a Glock 20.You aren't shootin lil guy.
The tough guy act doesn't work for you.heh

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#198403 - 10/26/06 04:42 PM Re: Smelly Monkey: Suicide Thread
Sergio T. Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 07/20/03
Posts: 5256
Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy
Quote:

F Smelly Monkey and F Jackie



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#198404 - 10/26/06 04:51 PM Re: Smelly Monkey: Suicide Thread
LouCypher Offline
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Porn Jesus

Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
In the event that the Fetid Anthrapoid actually does go through with his 14 yr old emo girl suicide...I claim the cage as mine.I'll use Tony Malices connections to interview porn whores,the ones he cant get I'll invite up to Vermont for all the free "snow" and "bumps" they can handle.haha
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#198405 - 10/26/06 04:56 PM Re: Smelly Monkey: Suicide Thread
pariah Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 05/05/04
Posts: 446
Loc: Los Angeles
Quote:


To Da Burglar

If you're not shootin a Glock 20.You aren't shootin lil guy.
The tough guy act doesn't work for you.heh






The 10mm is a nice gun. Rounds can be a pain to find.
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#198406 - 10/26/06 04:57 PM Re: Smelly Monkey: Suicide Thread
Y-T Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 05/29/06
Posts: 364
Loc: Promoting black on black viole...
Quote:

Speaking of suicidal posters on here, anybody have any idea where Windsock is? He hasn't posted anything in about 4 days. Highly unusual. Should we send someone out to check on him?




Windsock update: http://www.kirotv.com/news/10116161/detail.html

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#198407 - 10/26/06 05:22 PM Re: Smelly Monkey: Suicide Thread
LouCypher Offline
@
Porn Jesus

Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
Quote:

Quote:


To Da Burglar

If you're not shootin a Glock 20.You aren't shootin lil guy.
The tough guy act doesn't work for you.heh






The 10mm is a nice gun. Rounds can be a pain to find.




Nice Pariah..very nice...Would you believe I have A 15 round clip full of Black Talons?


Edited by LouCypher (10/26/06 05:38 PM)
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#198408 - 10/26/06 09:19 PM Re: Smelly Monkey: Suicide Thread
Hyde Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 02/02/06
Posts: 911
Loc: cobra on my left, leopard on m...




Quote:

In the event that the Fetid Anthrapoid actually does go through with his 14 yr old emo girl suicide...I claim the cage as mine.I'll use Tony Malices connections to interview porn whores,the ones he cant get I'll invite up to Vermont for all the free "snow" and "bumps" they can handle.haha




I shudder at the thought of another Vermonter on this board. My presence alone brings more than enough shame to the Green Mountain State. But just to put my mind at ease... please tell me this isn't Dan Kunin? I expected so much more from you after High School.
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#198409 - 10/26/06 09:59 PM Re: Smelly Monkey: Suicide Thread
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
Quote:

i thought your name was frank?





Im trying to be a good person in my last few days , I mean the old me would've said something like "monstar its when you make posts like these it makes it easier for me to believe the white man was able to trade your people 3 turkeys for america" But im not going to say that now im trying to be a better person, my friends call me frank, its a nickname.


Quote:

if you need some help here

http://www.a1b2c3.com/suilodge/

they have lots of tips on how to do it!

good luck!




Thanks jojo, but im pretty sure I know how im going to go.

Quote:

Does this have anything to do with what you did in Cuba?

Re: .
From: smelly monkey

Quote:
can i stay with you?my goverment whats me in jail and im far to sexy to spend even one day in there.




It could be dangerous, I think they are sending me to kill castro, I'll find out when I get there though.





Thanks Jeff, you have no put my entire family in danger, this place could be crawling with cuban spies, take smartt for example.

Quote:

oh yeah, and if you fuck up the suicide and end up in the loony bin, say hi to taryn thomas for me!





Believe me I'll be doing it right.

Quote:

Not good enough...hanging yourself is fraught with potential difficulties, and is not traumatic enough. Simply "offing" yourself using some rope, a tree limb and a cardboard sign around your neck which reads "Yes, I'm really trying to kill myself....Dont Touch me until my lips turn a deep shade of Navy Blue..." will not provide me with adequate, maximum therapeutic healing benefit (and I KNOW it wont satisfy Gen Padova's thirst for Blood and revenge.)

Apart from the Tree limb breaking before you go brain dead, this could turn into another one of your pathetic attempts of indulging your habit of Auto-erotic Masturbatory Asphyxiation....you may start out with the intention of killing yourself, but instead the selfish sociopath inside you takes over, your secret shameful lust for Gen Padova kicks in, and you simply end up going through an elaborate process to jerk off, making a mockery of your whole atonement effort.

Allow me to help: Use my brand new Glock 17 I just received, to take yourself out with a bang and TRULY atone for all your bullshit. We can stage it so that it looks like you stole the gun and blew your brains out before I realized what was happening. Seriously...I'd be honored and inspired if you used my gun to kill yourself, the healing could really begin...





its Ok da burg, I deserve this from you, Ive been cruel in pointing out that you are a factory defect from god's company and that was wrong of me, I don't know what else I can do to take back the hurt ive caused you, perhaps we can meet up for a coffee before monday to iron a few things out, what do you say?.

Quote:

F Smelly Monkey and F Jackie





Doron you are one person im not sorry towards, I believe you have ruined many young girls lives, you drove gen skye back to drugs and into the arms of an abusive boyfriend, I hope you choke to death on your baby food dinner or fall victim to a serial killer fan of the movie seven.

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#198410 - 10/30/06 11:02 AM Re: Smelly Monkey: Suicide Thread
GUAPO Offline
Pervert

Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 2204
nigga is you dead?

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#198411 - 10/30/06 01:28 PM Re: Smelly Monkey: Suicide Thread
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
Quote:

nigga is you dead?




No, a second before i was going to kick the chair out god spoke to me, ive accepted jesus into my heart, I still wanted a second opinion though and a lovely lady named susan at the other end of the phone talked to me on behalf of the suicide hotline and assured me that I had a lot to offer the world, im doing a lot better now, thanks for your concern though guapo.
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#198412 - 10/31/06 08:30 AM Re: Smelly Monkey: Suicide Thread
Jeff Steward Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/03
Posts: 7408
Loc: JM Productions
Quote:

Quote:

nigga is you dead?




No, a second before i was going to kick the chair out god spoke to me, ive accepted jesus into my heart, I still wanted a second opinion though and a lovely lady named susan at the other end of the phone talked to me on behalf of the suicide hotline and assured me that I had a lot to offer the world, im doing a lot better now, thanks for your concern though guapo.




Susan?As in "my name is Susan and im chick" Susan?
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#198413 - 10/31/06 08:35 AM Re: Smelly Monkey: Suicide Thread
GUAPO Offline
Pervert

Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 2204
Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

nigga is you dead?




No, a second before i was going to kick the chair out god spoke to me, ive accepted jesus into my heart, I still wanted a second opinion though and a lovely lady named susan at the other end of the phone talked to me on behalf of the suicide hotline and assured me that I had a lot to offer the world, im doing a lot better now, thanks for your concern though guapo.




Susan?As in "my name is Susan and im chick" Susan?




yet another muthafucka that cant man up and live up to his words. Like monkey, jeffrey a whore. A straight attention whore!

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#198414 - 10/31/06 04:22 PM Re: Smelly Monkey: Suicide Thread
LouCypher Offline
@
Porn Jesus

Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified

Quote:


I shudder at the thought of another Vermonter on this board. My presence alone brings more than enough shame to the Green Mountain State. But just to put my mind at ease... please tell me this isn't Dan Kunin? I expected so much more from you after High School.




Heh...
We representin now Billy...RutVegas in the house!!!!
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#198415 - 10/31/06 05:32 PM Re: Smelly Monkey: Suicide Thread
DoronD Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 02/12/04
Posts: 176
monkey, our wars are legendary. I would compare them to the Sabu and Taz ECW wars. However, I curse you and all you stand for. No matter what computer you hide behind you're still a punk bitch. you're a rusty nail.That's gangsta talk for a hasbeen. Riiiiiiiiiight?


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#198416 - 10/31/06 06:07 PM Re: Smelly Monkey: Suicide Thread
ChickenMaster Offline
Demon Spawn

Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
Quote:

monkey, our wars are legendary. I would compare them to the Sabu and Taz ECW wars. However, I curse you and all you stand for. No matter what computer you hide behind you're still a punk bitch. you're a rusty nail.That's gangsta talk for a hasbeen. Riiiiiiiiiight?







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#198417 - 10/31/06 06:11 PM Re: Smelly Monkey: Suicide Thread
DoronD Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 02/12/04
Posts: 176
That picture inspires me to get back to that weight. I'm in Artie Lange range now

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#198418 - 10/31/06 06:12 PM Re: Smelly Monkey: Suicide Thread
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
Quote:

monkey, our wars are legendary. I would compare them to the Sabu and Taz ECW wars. However, I curse you and all you stand for. No matter what computer you hide behind you're still a punk bitch. you're a rusty nail.That's gangsta talk for a hasbeen. Riiiiiiiiiight?







Its funny to be insulted by someone with a 2 inch baby cock and needs canned foods to help boost his flickering career. How are your folks doing these days?


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#198419 - 10/31/06 08:19 PM Re: Smelly Monkey: Suicide Thread
ChickenMaster Offline
Demon Spawn

Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
Quote:



Its funny to be insulted by someone with a 2 inch baby cock







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#198420 - 10/31/06 09:33 PM Re: Smelly Monkey: Suicide Thread
Holly Randall Offline
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 05/06/05
Posts: 1946
Loc: Outer Space
Quote:

Quote:



Its funny to be insulted by someone with a 2 inch baby cock










I love the finger grazing of the cock, like there isn't enough to use an entire hand to make a grab.
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#198421 - 10/31/06 09:58 PM Re: Smelly Monkey: Suicide Thread
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
Quote:

Quote:



Its funny to be insulted by someone with a 2 inch baby cock











Shortly after that picture cody lane went mental and starting pretending she liked when her uncle used to fuck her and jessi summers found god after a near death od on her mother's friends sofa. Why do whores nearly die or hit rock bottom after they come into contact with doran d?.

Quote:

I love the finger grazing of the cock, like there isn't enough to use an entire hand to make a grab.




If he asked would you consider going on a date with doron?.
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