Not good enough...hanging yourself is fraught with potential difficulties, and is not traumatic enough. Simply "offing" yourself using some rope, a tree limb and a cardboard sign around your neck which reads "Yes, I'm really trying to kill myself....Dont Touch me until my lips turn a deep shade of Navy Blue..." will not provide me with adequate, maximum therapeutic healing benefit (and I KNOW it wont satisfy Gen Padova's thirst for Blood and revenge.)

Apart from the Tree limb breaking before you go brain dead, this could turn into another one of your pathetic attempts of indulging your habit of Auto-erotic Masturbatory Asphyxiation....you may start out with the intention of killing yourself, but instead the selfish sociopath inside you takes over, your secret shameful lust for Gen Padova kicks in, and you simply end up going through an elaborate process to jerk off, making a mockery of your whole atonement effort.

Allow me to help: Use my brand new Glock 17 I just received, to take yourself out with a bang and TRULY atone for all your bullshit. We can stage it so that it looks like you stole the gun and blew your brains out before I realized what was happening. Seriously...I'd be honored and inspired if you used my gun to kill yourself, the healing could really begin...

SM >>> <<< Da Burg