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#198392 - 10/26/06 02:10 AM
Smelly Monkey: Suicide Thread
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
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Im a bad person, I mock the dreams and hopes of innocent, once naive young girls who made a little mistake when they were young by having sex on film with strangers but are trying to do right as they grow, but I never allow them that chance, my cynical threads about certain girls have derailed the dreams of at least 2 that i know of, for that I can't live with myself, ive also crossed many a line, ive also brought hurt to the innocent wallice and rayne families, to those people I can never put into words just how sorry I am, I just hope the fact my heart will beat no more will allow you to pick up the pieces to your lives and allow you to live on as pain free as humanly possible. To gen padova, Ive said some truly horrible things to you, with maybe only 40% being true, and jrv, the attacks ive made against your mother have made me sick to my stomach, I was wrong to do that, im sure shes a very nice lady with good morals and fine fibre. Da burg, maybe you have had the worst, although most of my attacks have been at your personality there have been a few to do with you lack of leg muscles and weaker leg bones and perhaps even a crooked spine, thats a personal joke between you and god and I have no right to step into that.
Ive given this a lot of though and consulted with a few close friends and some not so close friends and they agreed that the best and most honest way to show just how sorry I am is to kill myself. I will be hanging myself at midday monday, i have a few things i need to sort out before then so I don't leave my young family in the crapper ala john doe as im not lucky enough to have a good friend like randy spears to help pick up the pieces once im gone. I wish you all the best love monkey
Julian John Pieterson aka smelly monkey 1977-2006
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#198394 - 10/26/06 08:22 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/06/06
Posts: 250
Loc: traveling side show
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if you need some help here http://www.a1b2c3.com/suilodge/they have lots of tips on how to do it! good luck!
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#198395 - 10/26/06 08:28 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/03
Posts: 7408
Loc: JM Productions
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Does this have anything to do with what you did in Cuba?  Re: . From: smelly monkey Quote: can i stay with you?my goverment whats me in jail and im far to sexy to spend even one day in there. It could be dangerous, I think they are sending me to kill castro, I'll find out when I get there though.
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#198396 - 10/26/06 08:47 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
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fuck, i'm three years older than monkey? now i'm gonna kill myself.
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#198397 - 10/26/06 08:59 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 05/18/06
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oh yeah, and if you fuck up the suicide and end up in the loony bin, say hi to taryn thomas for me! 
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"I'm going to spend the rest of the weekend deep frying the fuck out of anything that gets in my way."
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#198398 - 10/26/06 09:58 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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Not good enough...hanging yourself is fraught with potential difficulties, and is not traumatic enough. Simply "offing" yourself using some rope, a tree limb and a cardboard sign around your neck which reads "Yes, I'm really trying to kill myself....Dont Touch me until my lips turn a deep shade of Navy Blue..." will not provide me with adequate, maximum therapeutic healing benefit (and I KNOW it wont satisfy Gen Padova's thirst for Blood and revenge.) Apart from the Tree limb breaking before you go brain dead, this could turn into another one of your pathetic attempts of indulging your habit of Auto-erotic Masturbatory Asphyxiation....you may start out with the intention of killing yourself, but instead the selfish sociopath inside you takes over, your secret shameful lust for Gen Padova kicks in, and you simply end up going through an elaborate process to jerk off, making a mockery of your whole atonement effort. Allow me to help: Use my brand new Glock 17 I just received, to take yourself out with a bang and TRULY atone for all your bullshit. We can stage it so that it looks like you stole the gun and blew your brains out before I realized what was happening. Seriously...I'd be honored and inspired if you used my gun to kill yourself, the healing could really begin... SM >>>   <<< Da Burg
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#198399 - 10/26/06 02:57 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 07/30/06
Posts: 1712
Loc: at the end of the longest line
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Speaking of suicidal posters on here, anybody have any idea where Windsock is? He hasn't posted anything in about 4 days. Highly unusual. Should we send someone out to check on him?
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#198401 - 10/26/06 03:13 PM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 09/05/06
Posts: 769
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Speaking of suicidal posters on here, anybody have any idea where Windsock is? He hasn't posted anything in about 4 days. Highly unusual. Should we send someone out to check on him?
He mentioned in the Pornoween thread that he intended to dress as a sexual predator for Halloween. My guess: He's taken some days off to prepare for this character using the Method Acting style technique.
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#198402 - 10/26/06 03:48 PM
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Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
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For Fucks Sake Monkey...
If you're going on vacation,just say so you organ grinding
primate.
To Da Burglar
If you're not shootin a Glock 20.You aren't shootin lil guy.
The tough guy act doesn't work for you.heh
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#198403 - 10/26/06 04:42 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/20/03
Posts: 5256
Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy
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#198404 - 10/26/06 04:51 PM
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Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
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In the event that the Fetid Anthrapoid actually does go through with his 14 yr old emo girl suicide...I claim the cage as mine.I'll use Tony Malices connections to interview porn whores,the ones he cant get I'll invite up to Vermont for all the free "snow" and "bumps" they can handle.haha
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#198406 - 10/26/06 04:57 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 05/29/06
Posts: 364
Loc: Promoting black on black viole...
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Speaking of suicidal posters on here, anybody have any idea where Windsock is? He hasn't posted anything in about 4 days. Highly unusual. Should we send someone out to check on him?
Windsock update: http://www.kirotv.com/news/10116161/detail.html
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#198409 - 10/26/06 09:59 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
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i thought your name was frank? 
Im trying to be a good person in my last few days , I mean the old me would've said something like "monstar its when you make posts like these it makes it easier for me to believe the white man was able to trade your people 3 turkeys for america" But im not going to say that now im trying to be a better person, my friends call me frank, its a nickname.
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if you need some help here
http://www.a1b2c3.com/suilodge/
they have lots of tips on how to do it!
good luck!
Thanks jojo, but im pretty sure I know how im going to go.
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Does this have anything to do with what you did in Cuba?
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From: smelly monkey
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can i stay with you?my goverment whats me in jail and im far to sexy to spend even one day in there.
It could be dangerous, I think they are sending me to kill castro, I'll find out when I get there though.
Thanks Jeff, you have no put my entire family in danger, this place could be crawling with cuban spies, take smartt for example. 
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oh yeah, and if you fuck up the suicide and end up in the loony bin, say hi to taryn thomas for me!
Believe me I'll be doing it right.
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Not good enough...hanging yourself is fraught with potential difficulties, and is not traumatic enough. Simply "offing" yourself using some rope, a tree limb and a cardboard sign around your neck which reads "Yes, I'm really trying to kill myself....Dont Touch me until my lips turn a deep shade of Navy Blue..." will not provide me with adequate, maximum therapeutic healing benefit (and I KNOW it wont satisfy Gen Padova's thirst for Blood and revenge.)
Apart from the Tree limb breaking before you go brain dead, this could turn into another one of your pathetic attempts of indulging your habit of Auto-erotic Masturbatory Asphyxiation....you may start out with the intention of killing yourself, but instead the selfish sociopath inside you takes over, your secret shameful lust for Gen Padova kicks in, and you simply end up going through an elaborate process to jerk off, making a mockery of your whole atonement effort.
Allow me to help: Use my brand new Glock 17 I just received, to take yourself out with a bang and TRULY atone for all your bullshit. We can stage it so that it looks like you stole the gun and blew your brains out before I realized what was happening. Seriously...I'd be honored and inspired if you used my gun to kill yourself, the healing could really begin...
its Ok da burg, I deserve this from you, Ive been cruel in pointing out that you are a factory defect from god's company and that was wrong of me, I don't know what else I can do to take back the hurt ive caused you, perhaps we can meet up for a coffee before monday to iron a few things out, what do you say?.
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F Smelly Monkey and F Jackie
Doron you are one person im not sorry towards, I believe you have ruined many young girls lives, you drove gen skye back to drugs and into the arms of an abusive boyfriend, I hope you choke to death on your baby food dinner or fall victim to a serial killer fan of the movie seven.
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#198413 - 10/31/06 08:35 AM
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Pervert
Registered: 04/21/04
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nigga is you dead?
No, a second before i was going to kick the chair out god spoke to me, ive accepted jesus into my heart, I still wanted a second opinion though and a lovely lady named susan at the other end of the phone talked to me on behalf of the suicide hotline and assured me that I had a lot to offer the world, im doing a lot better now, thanks for your concern though guapo.
Susan?As in "my name is Susan and im chick" Susan? 
yet another muthafucka that cant man up and live up to his words. Like monkey, jeffrey a whore. A straight attention whore!
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#198416 - 10/31/06 06:07 PM
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
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monkey, our wars are legendary. I would compare them to the Sabu and Taz ECW wars. However, I curse you and all you stand for. No matter what computer you hide behind you're still a punk bitch. you're a rusty nail.That's gangsta talk for a hasbeen. Riiiiiiiiiight?
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#198419 - 10/31/06 08:19 PM
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
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Its funny to be insulted by someone with a 2 inch baby cock
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