Looks like another victory for Derek Hay. Gosh darn it, if only the British Empire had him at the time of the Boston Tea Party...you folks would still be a British Colony! I propose to demolish Nelson's Column in Trafalgar Square and instead erect a similar monument to Derek Hay, providing we can secure a big enough supply of Caverject to keep it up!

Joking aside, I can't say this news shocks me...I'm sure Jim was looking to hand the reigns over to Jim Jr., but after the 'Gettin' High In The Alley With Ryan Knox' photos and then the Hailey Young pussywhipping and subsequent MySpace meltdown, he knew it was a lost cause...