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#198341 - 10/25/06 07:13 AM
I hate myspace but love pornstar Myspace profiles
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
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I hate myspace, i think its the most ridiculous thing set up to make delusional people feel more important then they really are, having said that nothing gets me harder then finding unintentionally funny pornstar myspace pages. I stumbled across ex pornstar heather hunters who is now a singer/rapper (??) slash artist heres the link to it http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=18013591BUT the real gem of her page is without doubt the first video she has at the top of the page under s. Pornstar Heather Hunter, its some of the funniest shit ive seen in a while, theres a short intro by heather where I couldn't seem to shake the fact she looked like paul stanley but that passed fast as it lead to the most disturbing simulated sex act since elizabeth berkley's pool romp in showgirls as she dry fucks some d rate dj while he spins, its so fucking bad and funny that the combo morphs into fantastic, I watched it 3 times and it amazingly got funnier and funnier each time. Well worth the view and helps feed my addiction to pornstar myspace profile pages. 
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#198342 - 10/25/06 07:34 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
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Not from heather hunter but from a pornstar, a part of the blurb I liked. Quote:
i will do this for a while, my track for being a pornstar is indifinte...i'm an open book, i do other things other than just suck cock...i walk my dog...i hang out with my friends and i play quite often with myself... one of anything for me is not enough... i do have dreams and goals they are, to be sucessful and happy at all times...and go back to art when i'm settling down...and of course have a family someday... well now this is me the one and only...enjoy...kisses, hugs and licks...
Kaylani's blog on her celebacy  (p.s she has a serious case of cracne 'acne brought on by crack use')
Wednesday, August 30, 2006
celebacy....
.....and to think I was considering it while out in Utah...sheesh
I was gonna do it for like 6 months. I swear anything that is considered a challenge for me i'll always give it a try. hmmm
What do people do it for anyway? Maybe if i understand the logic of it i would consider it. What if while I'm out at a club or something and some dude approaches me, how do I handle that? What do I just come straight out and say, "I'm celebate (spelling) don't waste your time" ??? Just thinking out loud. hehe anyone out there ever tried??????
xoxo
AND HER FOLLOW UP 2 WEEKS LATER
Tuesday, September 12, 2006
celibacy part II
yeah.....nevermind
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#198343 - 10/25/06 08:03 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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Heather is looking rather manly these days. Plastic surgery? Drugs? Both?
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What if while I'm out at a club or something and some dude approaches me, how do I handle that? What do I just come straight out and say, "I'm celebate (spelling) don't waste your time"
Try not taking the money he's offering to sleep with you Kaylani and just saying "no".
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#198346 - 10/30/06 10:11 AM
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 07/07/04
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When the board shutdown I grew a new appreciation of myspace, I also cut myself now.
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#198348 - 10/31/06 12:46 AM
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Demon Spawn
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When the board shutdown I grew a new appreciation of myspace, I also cut myself now.
Myspace hates porn almost as much as adt does.
ADT advocates fat nerds circle jerking to urban edu-speach and modified fleshlight photos. Kill a hobo, save a garbage can.
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#198349 - 10/31/06 01:12 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
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myspace teases my epilepsy
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#198350 - 10/31/06 01:18 AM
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Demon Spawn
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myspace teases my epilepsy
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#198351 - 10/31/06 01:42 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/06
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Loc: 2004 - the glory days
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oh dear God no, why, I ask you why
no visible herp on the lip, that's always good
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#198352 - 10/31/06 06:18 PM
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