If you wind up within 50 feet of Ceara at this year's AEE/Avn Show in Vegas, you will have my tire tracks/treads from your ankle to your neck, and I will poke both your eyes out with a super sharp-pointy #2 pencil I carry around with me for autograph purposes, since I dont use ink or anything that might be hard to get rid of as evidence. Besides, it is more fun trying to sign a drunken/stoned whore's ass with a pencil and the modest amount of pain it produces as opposed to a ball point pen.

Club Da Burglar Security is responsible for Ceara's safety this year, and our trigger fingers are itchier than Brandon's Crotch after shooting half a volume of 50 to 1....