I would seriously consider this if I could pay her in weed, simply because I think she would be more motivated and fun and open/subject to the mental-intellectual abuse I would feel compelled to direct at her, given her legacy over the last year and a half. What the Fuck would you talk about for a whole day with her? I emphasize "talk" because, even for 3 grand, I would not do anything sexually with this spasiastic zombie, except perhaps jerk off into her Sobe Green tea she sips in between bong hits.

In Mid conversation with TMFR, I'd pick up Bandit off the floor, maintaingin eye contact with TMFR and feigning interest in her words the whole time she is talking, and I would non chalantly place Bandit in a Microwave Oven and start pushing buttons, all the while looking at her, nodding to her convo going "mmmhmmm, Yeah dawg, I agree..." I wonder when (or if) TMFR woulkd stop me from microwaving Bandit ....

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Plus I can imagine my highest bid would be like $6...

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OMG....I am trying soooooo hard to resist this one....FUCK!