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#198303 - 10/24/06 10:31 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
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Use this email address spendadaywithtaylorrain@clubtaylorrain.com to place your bid. Currently the highest bid is $3,150.  I opened the bidding with a single mentos, a paperclip and a 12 step program to recover dignity, but I was quickly outbid. So, ultimately, what are you willing to bid to spend a day with Taylor Rain? Anyone?
Oh yeah, go here for updates/info.
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#198304 - 10/24/06 10:32 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
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Is she really running that?. Who is paying $3150 you can piss on her for $600.
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#198307 - 10/24/06 11:01 PM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 09/13/05
Posts: 1594
Loc: The "Phlogbox", apparently.
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Are Blacks eligible?
Yes, Taylor: darkies, porch monkeys, spooks, jigs, groids, boons, coons, moon crickets, bluegums, inkfaces, junglebunnies, pickaninnies, sambos, or whatever you might prefer to call them have money too and would pay handsomely to unload their bladders on your face. Their money is green too and you probably owe your dealer. Don't be choosy.
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#198308 - 10/24/06 11:07 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 05/06/05
Posts: 1946
Loc: Outer Space
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Wow... what exactly does the winner and Tayor "do" together? I remember when Danni's was auctioning off dates with models, the winners were provided with an upscale dinner that came free with the date. Some people tried to get me to auction myself off, but I would feel really weird doing that. Plus I can imagine my higest bid would be like $6, which would be really humiliating.
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#198309 - 10/24/06 11:07 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
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I'm sure Taylor has complete racial control over her "spend some time with a ho" competition so as to exclude all of our African American friends. Rumor has it, that she hired mypornoreview as a bid screener to ensure all acceptable bids are from "non black" fanboys only.
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#198311 - 10/24/06 11:33 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
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 I would seriously consider this if I could pay her in weed, simply because I think she would be more motivated and fun and open/subject to the mental-intellectual abuse I would feel compelled to direct at her, given her legacy over the last year and a half. What the Fuck would you talk about for a whole day with her? I emphasize "talk" because, even for 3 grand, I would not do anything sexually with this spasiastic zombie, except perhaps jerk off into her Sobe Green tea she sips in between bong hits. In Mid conversation with TMFR, I'd pick up Bandit off the floor, maintaingin eye contact with TMFR and feigning interest in her words the whole time she is talking, and I would non chalantly place Bandit in a Microwave Oven and start pushing buttons, all the while looking at her, nodding to her convo going "mmmhmmm, Yeah dawg, I agree..." I wonder when (or if) TMFR woulkd stop me from microwaving Bandit .... Quote:
Plus I can imagine my highest bid would be like $6...
OMG....I am trying soooooo hard to resist this one....FUCK!
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#198312 - 10/24/06 11:50 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
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DB I'm not tryin to be a buzz kill or a know it all, but that's not Taylor Rain in your pic it's Melissa Milano/Daisy Dukes. Strokeworthy nonetheless.
Here she is
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#198313 - 10/25/06 12:29 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
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Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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DB I'm not tryin to be a buzz kill or a know it all, but that's not Taylor Rain in your pic it's Melissa Milano/Daisy Dukes. Strokeworthy nonetheless.
Here she is
Dude, i know...its just that Melissa Milano pic is one of the greatest pics in XPT history. There are SOOOOOO many things to make fun of in this picture: Melissa's facial expression;
her "Foot wear" (seriously, check her WORK BOOTS OUT!);
the cramped Motel Bathroom Space, which means the Midnight "pisser" is standing so close to her the force behind his stream might be hitting him with blowback; THE High water level in the toilet, which seems to indicate her Vagina is at that moment FLOODED with Toilet water...seriously, she is sitting in the Water. So many othe rpoints to ponder, all of which came flooding back when Monkey made his spot-on observations that the "contest" for TMFR's time MUST include a Pissing session. this is wayyyy more important than sex in this particular case...
I'd pay $327 to have someone offer TMFR to be allowed to piss on Bandit with TMFR watching, Bong in lap, wispy Pot clouds circling her Melon. Seriously, picture the scene....its hillarious, and you KNOW she's desperate enough for cash to allow someone to PISS on her dog. 
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#198315 - 10/25/06 01:59 AM
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