Quote: Gonzogirl looks like she needs a dick in her ass while Tabitha Stevens looks like she would enjoy a nice salt lick.
Thank you. when i saw that picture of tabitha stevens, i actually said, to quote the fine jamie lee curtis-- whose pic also made its way into this thread--
I LOOK LIKE THE CRYPT KEEPER!!!
I was about to PM smelly monkey to inquire as to the availability of his noose, since he decided against offing himself. At least the other guy just said i looked like a tranny! i figured, cool: i'll just randomly place some open sores on my body (anyone got a location on the PXP mobile?), strap on my strap on (well, i guess i'd hafta go buy one first) and fuck arianna jollee. or at least kurt lockwood's asshole. but i'd steal his eyeliner first and write "I TOOK IT IN THE ASS FROM A SOCCER MOM" first. Then i'd do this:
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"I'm going to spend the rest of the weekend deep frying the fuck out of anything that gets in my way."
--Handful
but i'd steal his eyeliner first and write "I TOOK IT IN THE ASS FROM A SOCCER MOM" first. Then i'd do this: 
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