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#198282 - 10/27/06 08:38 AM Re: Taryn Thomas in looney bin?
Gigi Offline
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Registered: 05/18/06
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thanks, gia. i have the awful feeling that once a housewife soccer mom from ohio starts posting pictures of her fake tits on the best porn board on the 'net, things have just gone way bad and jeff thought, time to say byebye. so i guess i better get a pussyshot pic up in there before xpt is all gone! at leasti got to be a sportswami wannabe; of course, it had been my goal to become kami's meth dealer
(not sure which graemlin to use; not sure how people in california do tweak, and i didn't see a "shooting up" graemlin; maybe this one will suffice, as it gets the point across: ). goodbye to all of you. you all make me laugh, and gave me something to look forward to between football, tae kwon do, gymnastics, dance and art classes, the park, the duck pond, changing nappies and the one night a month i have a sitter and chase the bitches off the platinum stage at the titty bar and shake my ass for pay. i'll be truly bummed if xpt shuts down. i think i'm gonna download some gia jordan vod porn to cheer myself up. maybe some ashley blue, too. bye.
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#198283 - 10/27/06 08:40 AM Re: Taryn Thomas in looney bin?
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
I've met AC Cream at nearly every convention I've signed.

Met Jon Dough on my first go-see at Direct Models. We went to his house and there were huge dogs everywhere and finally he put them outside on a concrete patio with barb wire. I didn't know who he was and had no idea he was even a director. I actually told Mike Sullivan, "hey, it would be nice of you to introduce him as a director instead of us all sitting on his couch scared thinking this is your weed dealer or god knows what." Sullivan and I were friends since.
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#198284 - 10/27/06 08:44 AM Re: Taryn Thomas in looney bin?
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Registered: 01/25/04
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I've met AC Cream at nearly every convention I've signed.

Met Jon Dough on my first go-see at Direct Models. We went to his house and there were huge dogs everywhere and finally he put them outside on a concrete patio with barb wire. I didn't know who he was and had no idea he was even a director. I actually told Mike Sullivan, "hey, it would be nice of you to introduce him as a director instead of us all sitting on his couch scared thinking this is your weed dealer or god knows what." Sullivan and I were friends since.





Are you on friendly terms with ac creamery?. Thats morbid. Im sure jon was both at the time you met him.


p.s gonzo girl, i could go for some vagina in a time like this
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#198285 - 10/27/06 08:45 AM Re: Taryn Thomas in looney bin?
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
It's like the plane's about to crash. Everyone, get your dicks out.

As for AC, I don't really know him and he's not into my porn.
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#198286 - 10/29/06 08:54 PM Re: Taryn Thomas in looney bin?
TMonty Offline
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Registered: 09/05/06
Posts: 769
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Reminds me a bit of Tabitha Stevens.




Tabitha Stevens? Chico, remember she asked you to be kind...



The best thing: That's the first picture of Tabitha Stevens you get if you're using Google's image search.



To Gonzogirl: Electro shock therapy worked for me. You seem to be the real deal indeed!


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#198287 - 10/29/06 09:05 PM Re: Taryn Thomas in looney bin?
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Registered: 02/23/05
Posts: 3724
Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild

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#198288 - 10/30/06 09:08 AM Re: Taryn Thomas in looney bin?
Jeff Steward Offline
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Registered: 04/14/03
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Gonzogirl looks like she needs a dick in her ass while Tabitha Stevens looks like she would enjoy a nice salt lick.
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#198289 - 10/30/06 10:12 AM Re: Taryn Thomas in looney bin?
Gigi Offline
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Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
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Gonzogirl looks like she needs a dick in her ass while Tabitha Stevens looks like she would enjoy a nice salt lick.



Thank you. when i saw that picture of tabitha stevens, i actually said, to quote the fine jamie lee curtis-- whose pic also made its way into this thread--

I LOOK LIKE THE CRYPT KEEPER!!!

I was about to PM smelly monkey to inquire as to the availability of his noose, since he decided against offing himself. At least the other guy just said i looked like a tranny! i figured, cool: i'll just randomly place some open sores on my body (anyone got a location on the PXP mobile?), strap on my strap on (well, i guess i'd hafta go buy one first) and fuck arianna jollee. or at least kurt lockwood's asshole. but i'd steal his eyeliner first and write "I TOOK IT IN THE ASS FROM A SOCCER MOM" first. Then i'd do this:
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#198290 - 10/30/06 10:25 AM Re: Taryn Thomas in looney bin?
papercut Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 10/04/06
Posts: 522
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At least the other guy just said i looked like a tranny!




That was me, sorry. The odd looking wig in your first pic and my skeptical nature got the best of me. Your second pic sans wig was much nicer.
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#198291 - 10/30/06 11:02 AM Re: Taryn Thomas in looney bin?
Ivor Biggun Offline
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Registered: 10/09/04
Posts: 1176
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At least the other guy just said i looked like a tranny!




I'm still skeptical until I see anatomically detailed evidence.
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#198292 - 10/31/06 08:28 AM Re: Taryn Thomas in looney bin?
Willie D Offline

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Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9195
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good to hear taryn is not in a looney bin, though monstar don't be too hard on luke, if he checked facts where would the fun be in reading LIB?



Sorry to un-derail this thread...but Taryn may not not be in the looney bin, but she does show up on people's radar. Apparently there is a growing trend for the whores to pop up at cosmetics shows and get pretty out of control demanding free shit and the like. One such company has even circulated a memo on how to deal with the whores, and mentionsw Taryn Thomas by name as one of the worst offenders. Whether she is trying to score free mascara for Mon* or not, I don't know.

She did, after all, come from the crazy whore breeding school: Hooter's.

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#198293 - 10/31/06 02:52 PM Re: Taryn Thomas in looney bin?
Dean Wormer Offline
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Registered: 08/05/05
Posts: 2116
Loc: Faber College
Taryn is listed as available on bellamodels.com. Is that legit of a bunch of crap?
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