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#198282 - 10/27/06 08:38 AM
Re: Taryn Thomas in looney bin?
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 05/18/06
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thanks, gia. i have the awful feeling that once a housewife soccer mom from ohio starts posting pictures of her fake tits on the best porn board on the 'net, things have just gone way bad and jeff thought, time to say byebye. so i guess i better get a pussyshot pic up in there before xpt is all gone! at leasti got to be a sportswami wannabe; of course, it had been my goal to become kami's meth dealer   (not sure which graemlin to use; not sure how people in california do tweak, and i didn't see a "shooting up" graemlin; maybe this one will suffice, as it gets the point across:  ). goodbye to all of you. you all make me laugh, and gave me something to look forward to between football, tae kwon do, gymnastics, dance and art classes, the park, the duck pond, changing nappies and the one night a month i have a sitter and chase the bitches off the platinum stage at the titty bar and shake my ass for pay. i'll be truly bummed if xpt shuts down. i think i'm gonna download some gia jordan vod porn to cheer myself up. maybe some ashley blue, too. bye.
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#198283 - 10/27/06 08:40 AM
Re: Taryn Thomas in looney bin?
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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I've met AC Cream at nearly every convention I've signed.
Met Jon Dough on my first go-see at Direct Models. We went to his house and there were huge dogs everywhere and finally he put them outside on a concrete patio with barb wire. I didn't know who he was and had no idea he was even a director. I actually told Mike Sullivan, "hey, it would be nice of you to introduce him as a director instead of us all sitting on his couch scared thinking this is your weed dealer or god knows what." Sullivan and I were friends since.
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#198285 - 10/27/06 08:45 AM
Re: Taryn Thomas in looney bin?
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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It's like the plane's about to crash. Everyone, get your dicks out.
As for AC, I don't really know him and he's not into my porn.
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#198286 - 10/29/06 08:54 PM
Re: Taryn Thomas in looney bin?
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 09/05/06
Posts: 769
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Reminds me a bit of Tabitha Stevens.
Tabitha Stevens?  Chico, remember she asked you to be kind...
The best thing: That's the first picture of Tabitha Stevens you get if you're using Google's image search.
To Gonzogirl: Electro shock therapy worked for me. You seem to be the real deal indeed!
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#198289 - 10/30/06 10:12 AM
Re: Taryn Thomas in looney bin?
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 05/18/06
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#198292 - 10/31/06 08:28 AM
Re: Taryn Thomas in looney bin?
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9197
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good to hear taryn is not in a looney bin, though monstar don't be too hard on luke, if he checked facts where would the fun be in reading LIB?
Sorry to un-derail this thread...but Taryn may not not be in the looney bin, but she does show up on people's radar. Apparently there is a growing trend for the whores to pop up at cosmetics shows and get pretty out of control demanding free shit and the like. One such company has even circulated a memo on how to deal with the whores, and mentionsw Taryn Thomas by name as one of the worst offenders. Whether she is trying to score free mascara for Mon* or not, I don't know.
She did, after all, come from the crazy whore breeding school: Hooter's.
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#198293 - 10/31/06 02:52 PM
Re: Taryn Thomas in looney bin?
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Pervert
Registered: 08/05/05
Posts: 2116
Loc: Faber College
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Taryn is listed as available on bellamodels.com. Is that legit of a bunch of crap?
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but i'd steal his eyeliner first and write "I TOOK IT IN THE ASS FROM A SOCCER MOM" first. Then i'd do this: 
- faggypatty
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