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I'm 5'5" and 3/4... At least I'm taller than Vince Voyeur.



I just noticed that IAFD also lists the height of the performers. According to them your fellow country man Branon Iron measures 5'6'' so you could talk eye-to-eye with him. Alas, there are no height entries for Vince Voyeur or Paul Little (a.k.a. Max Hardcore)...
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