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I HAVE "JEWEL" PICTURES IN MY OFFICEALONG WITH A SIGN THAT SAYS "PROUNDPARENTS OF A PORN STAR", AND BRAG ABOUT HER TO ALL WHO WILL LISTEN. tHERE ARE ALSO A LOT OF ADDITIONAL PICTURES OF OUR DAUGHTER IN HAPPIER TIMES.

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Full of contradictions. Show us the pictures of Jewel with two diseased stunt cocks in her ass; slap that sign down right in front of it and then dare to tell us you are "proud." Maybe you and Sunny Lane's parents could arrange for a trade.

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FELLOW EMPLOYEES AND A MANAGEMENT TEAMFROM RED LIGHT DISTRICT / PLATINUM X

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Who? Brandon Irons? David Joseph must regret having RLD mentioned with PXP all the time.

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Feel free to continue it here. Bono had to leave to stack some cans of VanDeKamp's porn 'n' beans at Safeway.