Realistically, how big of a stalker threat could you be? Stairs are your kryptonite.
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Milton could bleed out that stalker without breaking a doggie-sweat. His canine teeth could sink into Burg's legs without so much as a wimper on DB's part.
Is that you miss randall? you so beautiful! your head attached to king titty would have a nigga head over heals.