1) I love KFC, I really do...Original recipe, after about 2 or 3 joints, is just fucking nirvana.

2) I will NEVER stalk Holly Randall...in fact, thanks to all this negative attention, I am going to ignore her completely from now on. I cannot take this anymore...Holly is a goddess, and I KNOW I am not the only one who feels this. But I cannot be the cause of any negative publicity, perception or mudslinging directed at her. In short, I must cut loose from her for her own good....Goodbye Holly

As compensation, however, send me your paypal info, I will wire you 2,000 bucks so you can hire the girl of your dreams. This one's on Da Burglar....