It's funny you should mention Honolulu Community College...I was offered a teaching position (Marketing) at the University of Hawaii back in 2003, just before I "retired"...I seriously considered accepting it until I saw the average size and weight of Polynesian Girls, and did some quick Math/physics projections, and determined that my sex life would become extremely dangerous since having extremely heavy girls bouncing on top during fucking could seriously hurt my brittle bones. I started an E-bay business instead selling pork rinds to African Aristocrats...what was the question again?