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#197916 - 10/20/06 09:35 PM
Re: The Coolest Things About Retirement
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Now that I'm out,I realize how cool civilian life is. Now I can order from a menu without worrying about how that selection could affectn the taste of my semen.  No more barberic blood draws(I was once stabbed 4 times before I called for help as I lost conciousness)  I have not had chlymidia in months  I only have sex with a woman I care for deeply  No one is looking at their watch waiting for me to cum  I have not had chlymidia in months  There is not another man in the room attempting to communicate with me while I get my freak on  There is not another man in the room when I get my freak on.  I have not had chlymidia in months  I have pubes!!!! There should be a warning for in comming porners regarding the amount of shaving,clipping and waxing involved in being set-ready.It would weed out the weak. And last but not least,I HAVE NOT HAD CHLYMIDIA IN MONTHS!!!!
nigga you a beautiful couple. you a lucky man.
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