#197915 - 10/20/0609:29 PMThe Coolest Things About Retirement
Bishop
Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 12/13/03
Posts: 2376
Loc: Rockin' the Z5U
Now that I'm out,I realize how cool civilian life is.
Now I can order from a menu without worrying about how that selection could affect the taste of my semen. No more barberic blood draws(I was once stabbed 4 times before I called for help as I lost conciousness) I have not had chlymidia in months I only have sex with a woman I care for deeply No one is looking at their watch waiting for me to cum I have not had chlymidia in months There is not another man in the room attempting to communicate with me while I get my freak on There is not another man in the room when I get my freak on. I have not had chlymidia in months I have pubes!!!! There should be a warning for in comming porners regarding the amount of shaving,clipping and waxing involved in being set-ready.It would weed out the weak.
And last but not least,I HAVE NOT HAD CHLYMIDIA IN MONTHS!!!!