#197915 - 10/20/0609:29 PMThe Coolest Things About Retirement
Bishop
Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 12/13/03
Posts: 2376
Loc: Rockin' the Z5U
Now that I'm out,I realize how cool civilian life is.
Now I can order from a menu without worrying about how that selection could affect the taste of my semen. No more barberic blood draws(I was once stabbed 4 times before I called for help as I lost conciousness) I have not had chlymidia in months I only have sex with a woman I care for deeply No one is looking at their watch waiting for me to cum I have not had chlymidia in months There is not another man in the room attempting to communicate with me while I get my freak on There is not another man in the room when I get my freak on. I have not had chlymidia in months I have pubes!!!! There should be a warning for in comming porners regarding the amount of shaving,clipping and waxing involved in being set-ready.It would weed out the weak.
And last but not least,I HAVE NOT HAD CHLYMIDIA IN MONTHS!!!!
Quote: Now that I'm out,I realize how cool civilian life is. Now I can order from a menu without worrying about how that selection could affectn the taste of my semen. No more barberic blood draws(I was once stabbed 4 times before I called for help as I lost conciousness) I have not had chlymidia in months I only have sex with a woman I care for deeply No one is looking at their watch waiting for me to cum I have not had chlymidia in months There is not another man in the room attempting to communicate with me while I get my freak on There is not another man in the room when I get my freak on. I have not had chlymidia in months I have pubes!!!! There should be a warning for in comming porners regarding the amount of shaving,clipping and waxing involved in being set-ready.It would weed out the weak. And last but not least,I HAVE NOT HAD CHLYMIDIA IN MONTHS!!!!
#197918 - 10/20/0609:41 PMRe: The Coolest Things About Retirement
Smelly Monkey
Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
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Quote: Now that I'm out,I realize how cool civilian life is. Now I can order from a menu without worrying about how that selection could affectn the taste of my semen. No more barberic blood draws(I was once stabbed 4 times before I called for help as I lost conciousness) I have not had chlymidia in months I only have sex with a woman I care for deeply No one is looking at their watch waiting for me to cum I have not had chlymidia in months There is not another man in the room attempting to communicate with me while I get my freak on There is not another man in the room when I get my freak on. I have not had chlymidia in months I have pubes!!!! There should be a warning for in comming porners regarding the amount of shaving,clipping and waxing involved in being set-ready.It would weed out the weak. And last but not least,I HAVE NOT HAD CHLYMIDIA IN MONTHS!!!!
Glad to hear retirement is going good bish, nice to see you are hanging monstar's engagement present in the background but why do you have kim jong il tattooed on your torso?.
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#197919 - 10/20/0609:43 PMRe: The Coolest Things About Retirement
Bishop
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Registered: 12/13/03
Posts: 2376
Loc: Rockin' the Z5U
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Quote: Now that I'm out,I realize how cool civilian life is. Now I can order from a menu without worrying about how that selection could affectn the taste of my semen. No more barberic blood draws(I was once stabbed 4 times before I called for help as I lost conciousness) I have not had chlymidia in months I only have sex with a woman I care for deeply No one is looking at their watch waiting for me to cum I have not had chlymidia in months There is not another man in the room attempting to communicate with me while I get my freak on There is not another man in the room when I get my freak on. I have not had chlymidia in months I have pubes!!!! There should be a warning for in comming porners regarding the amount of shaving,clipping and waxing involved in being set-ready.It would weed out the weak. And last but not least,I HAVE NOT HAD CHLYMIDIA IN MONTHS!!!!
Glad to hear retirement is going good bish, nice to see you are hanging monstar's engagement present in the background but why do you have kim jong il tattooed on your torso?.
So I can be on his good-side when North Korea takes over the world silly
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#197920 - 10/20/0609:49 PMRe: The Coolest Things About Retirement
Smelly Monkey
Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
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Quote:
Quote: Now that I'm out,I realize how cool civilian life is. Now I can order from a menu without worrying about how that selection could affectn the taste of my semen. No more barberic blood draws(I was once stabbed 4 times before I called for help as I lost conciousness) I have not had chlymidia in months I only have sex with a woman I care for deeply No one is looking at their watch waiting for me to cum I have not had chlymidia in months There is not another man in the room attempting to communicate with me while I get my freak on There is not another man in the room when I get my freak on. I have not had chlymidia in months I have pubes!!!! There should be a warning for in comming porners regarding the amount of shaving,clipping and waxing involved in being set-ready.It would weed out the weak. And last but not least,I HAVE NOT HAD CHLYMIDIA IN MONTHS!!!!
Glad to hear retirement is going good bish, nice to see you are hanging monstar's engagement present in the background but why do you have kim jong il tattooed on your torso?.
So I can be on his good-side when North Korea takes over the world silly
Nice plan, I just bought a north korean flag to hoist outside my place when it happens. You still in contact with anyone from the biz?.
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#197921 - 10/20/0609:54 PMRe: The Coolest Things About Retirement
Bishop
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Registered: 12/13/03
Posts: 2376
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Brandon and I exchanged pleasantries lately.I can't thank him enough for his well-wishes and helping me feed my kids for the past five years and I'm going to give Tyler Knight a call this eve.
I miss others but civilian life is time consumming
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#197922 - 10/20/0610:01 PMRe: The Coolest Things About Retirement
Smelly Monkey
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Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
Quote: Brandon and I exchanged pleasantries lately.I can't thank him enough for his well-wishes and helping me feed my kids for the past five years and I'm going to give Tyler Knight a call this eve. I miss others but civilian life is time consumming
Thats disturbing, picturing Brandon as anything but a human billboard for whatever source of iron is due out or the one where all the guys cum on the girls faces. I was watching a tiffany rayne scene the other day and was surprised to see you pop up in it, im guessing she was one of the ones that left you with a little something extra after the scene was done
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There's a good lookin' couple.
Take care of her and she'll be hangin' out with you on the front deck 50 years from now watching the grandkids run by. Don't be a stranger around here, man.
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Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
Good luck to you bish. Your w***e has stroke value.
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#197925 - 10/21/0602:40 AMRe: The Coolest Things About Retirement
faceblaster
Elder of Zion
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Registered: 05/06/04
Posts: 5213
Loc: watching Bad Ronald
Quote: Now that I'm out,I realize how cool civilian life is. Now I can order from a menu without worrying about how that selection could affect the taste of my semen. No more barberic blood draws(I was once stabbed 4 times before I called for help as I lost conciousness) I have not had chlymidia in months I only have sex with a woman I care for deeply No one is looking at their watch waiting for me to cum I have not had chlymidia in months There is not another man in the room attempting to communicate with me while I get my freak on There is not another man in the room when I get my freak on. I have not had chlymidia in months I have pubes!!!! There should be a warning for in comming porners regarding the amount of shaving,clipping and waxing involved in being set-ready.It would weed out the weak. And last but not least,I HAVE NOT HAD CHLYMIDIA IN MONTHS!!!!
That's fuckin funny. Much love to you, Bishop
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#197926 - 10/21/0611:47 AMRe: The Coolest Things About Retirement
c62
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Registered: 07/05/04
Posts: 1545
Loc: In the tree outside Gia Jordan...
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Damn Bishop, she is hot. A black man with a white woman a white man would love to get his freak on with. Is this a sign that the day Martin Luther King was dreaming of is close at hand... When black men will no longer have to fuck the white women white men won't touch? The day when Black men and White men will sit at the table of super fine trim and share equally? I pray the day comes when our children, working together as car salesmen, will rip off weathly asain people. I have a dream.
P.S. Seriously, good luck man.
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. A black man with a white woman a white man would love to get his freak on with. Is this a sign that the day Martin Luther King was dreaming of is close at hand... When black men will no longer have to fuck the white women white men won't touch? The day when Black men and White men will sit at the table of super fine trim and share equally? I pray the day comes when our children, working together as car salesmen, will rip off weathly asain people. 
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