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#197805 - 10/19/06 06:41 PM Million to one shot
c62 Human Garbage Registered: 07/05/04 Posts: 1545 Loc: In the tree outside Gia Jordan...	This thread is dedicated to mypornoreviewer. As we all know mypornoreviewer has been know to suffer from a lot of "accidents" which he describes to his proctologist as "million to one shots, doc". So this thread will be to document all the things that have been "accidently" inserted into mypornoreviewer ass. To start off with. mypornoreviewer was doing some plumbing work at his place and he slipped and fell. All 200 feet of this baby "accidently" went up his ass. _________________________ If cum was concrete, Quasarman would have a four lane freeway going down his throat. - pariah
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#197806 - 10/19/06 10:24 PM Re: Million to one shot
Smelly Monkey Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 8662 Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...	Quote: This thread is dedicated to mypornoreviewer. As we all know mypornoreviewer has been know to suffer from a lot of "accidents" which he describes to his proctologist as "million to one shots, doc". So this thread will be to document all the things that have been "accidently" inserted into mypornoreviewer ass. To start off with. mypornoreviewer was doing some plumbing work at his place and he slipped and fell. All 200 feet of this baby "accidently" went up his ass. Hes a performer now, signed with club jenna, their first male contract star, the jon dough of his generation (rope, chair, dope, yeah?) _________________________ “Jesus said, hey baby, its all good" Wayne Lewis
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#197807 - 10/20/06 05:32 AM Re: Million to one shot
have2cit Porn Jesus Registered: 08/09/06 Posts: 9113 Loc: red dirt state of mind	Attachments 188844-rc1.jpg (10 downloads)
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#197808 - 10/20/06 06:31 AM Re: Million to one shot
Soopergrizz Porn Fucking Master Registered: 02/23/05 Posts: 3724 Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild	"Craziest thing doc, I was at my buddy's farm - you know, helping him out, and I must have tripped and ... WHAM 50 ft of concertina wire ended up my ass! Please help" _________________________ You're all still alive?
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#197809 - 10/20/06 06:33 AM Re: Million to one shot
Soopergrizz Porn Fucking Master Registered: 02/23/05 Posts: 3724 Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild	"I think he was attracted by the kibble I left in there yesterday" _________________________ You're all still alive?
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#197810 - 10/20/06 08:24 AM Re: Million to one shot
c62 Human Garbage Registered: 07/05/04 Posts: 1545 Loc: In the tree outside Gia Jordan...	Quote: Quote: This thread is dedicated to mypornoreviewer. As we all know mypornoreviewer has been know to suffer from a lot of "accidents" which he describes to his proctologist as "million to one shots, doc". So this thread will be to document all the things that have been "accidently" inserted into mypornoreviewer ass. To start off with. mypornoreviewer was doing some plumbing work at his place and he slipped and fell. All 200 feet of this baby "accidently" went up his ass. Hes a performer now, signed with club jenna, their first male contract star, the jon dough of his generation (rope, chair, dope, yeah?) "I can't believe this happened doc, I was doing a scene for Club Jenna and I tripped... Million to one shot, I can't believe it happened" Attachments 188855-2695.jpg (7 downloads) _________________________ If cum was concrete, Quasarman would have a four lane freeway going down his throat. - pariah
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#197811 - 10/21/06 12:01 PM Re: Million to one shot
c62 Human Garbage Registered: 07/05/04 Posts: 1545 Loc: In the tree outside Gia Jordan...	I just read another one of his shitty posts. I can only assume he had another accident. "Gee doc, I was typing out this really bitchin post for my peeps at xpt... million to one doc, million to one". Attachments 188988-Keyboard.JPG (10 downloads) _________________________ If cum was concrete, Quasarman would have a four lane freeway going down his throat. - pariah
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#197812 - 10/21/06 01:36 PM Re: Million to one shot
TMonty Internet Tough Guy Registered: 09/05/06 Posts: 769	"A weird thing happened to me Doc. It was just another ordinary Friday afternoon for me. As usual I drove to my Ex's home to stalk her. When I sneaked into her garden to poison the bushes with weed killer I was attacked by her pit bull. Running away I slipped and fell right into this..." Attachments 188998-rake.jpg (8 downloads) _________________________ ~ Whereof one cannot speak, thereof one must be silent ~
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#197813 - 10/25/06 05:33 PM Re: Million to one shot
c62 Human Garbage Registered: 07/05/04 Posts: 1545 Loc: In the tree outside Gia Jordan...	"Ok doc, here's the story, I was cleaning out his cage and he got lose in my ass. Crazy really huh???" Attachments 189531-gerbil.jpg (8 downloads) _________________________ If cum was concrete, Quasarman would have a four lane freeway going down his throat. - pariah
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#197814 - 10/25/06 05:41 PM Re: Million to one shot
c62 Human Garbage Registered: 07/05/04 Posts: 1545 Loc: In the tree outside Gia Jordan...	"Just slipped and fell doc." Attachments 189532-pumpkin.jpg (7 downloads) _________________________ If cum was concrete, Quasarman would have a four lane freeway going down his throat. - pariah
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#197815 - 10/25/06 06:32 PM Re: Million to one shot
palmolive Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 08/27/06 Posts: 310 Loc: on the interstates of this gre...	((((crickets)))) _________________________ You are soaking in it. - Madge
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#197816 - 10/26/06 10:47 PM Re: Million to one shot
Deuce_Bigalow Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 10/15/06 Posts: 412 Loc: NYC
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#197817 - 10/26/06 11:21 PM Re: Million to one shot
Deuce_Bigalow Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 10/15/06 Posts: 412 Loc: NYC	Lil Lori, his Lori Lust clone falls out of his ass and makes a run for the door. "Now look what you made me do doc, she got away again!"
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