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fire crotch, did monkey just make a pop culture reference?




Who do you think coined the phrase?. Brandon pays me royalties.



take him for everything he's got, the guy's a chode.

i had a dream last night that i saw paris hilton and nicole ritchie in a slap fight inside a boutique clothing store; i took a photo on my phone and sold the photo for a cool $1m. why am i sharing this? i have no idea.




That would be the best way to make your fortune, when having get togethers at your house telling people, this house was paid for by hiding in the pitt jolie bushes for 3 days and snapping the first shots of their 14th adopted child, and the new vacation home was paid for thanks to lindsey lohan doing lines in a mr chows bathroom shot i got.

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