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fire crotch, did monkey just make a pop culture reference?





Who do you think coined the phrase?. Brandon pays me royalties.




take him for everything he's got, the guy's a chode.

i had a dream last night that i saw paris hilton and nicole ritchie in a slap fight inside a boutique clothing store; i took a photo on my phone and sold the photo for a cool $1m. why am i sharing this? i have no idea.