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Be patient, this will be my longest post so far and I finaly have something to say that might make some sense...or at least start an argument.

A few years back Ashley was working the JM booth in Vegas when a "fan" asked for a photo. She came out from around the podium or whatever she was hiding behind (hence the full-surround counter the past two years) to stand next to the guy and while posing for the shot he got a digit or two up her tailpipe. Ashley ended up crying and hiding under something for most of the day-at least this is how I heard and retold the story.

AND THEN; A friend to whom I told this story came up with an interesting take on it along the same lines of the above argument that whores can't be stalked because of the nature of their work. My friend said it was ridiculous that Ashley would be upset, or that anyone would think she had been violated in any way. "How could you think that?" I asked. "Well, if you saw (insert famous wide reciever, outfielder etc here) walking across a parking lot and you tossed them a ball, would you consider that assault?" asked my friend.
And I got give him this one.

IF YOU CHOOSE TO CHUG SEMEN TO PAY THE BILLS, THEN DON'T BE SURPRISED IF SOMEONE WALKS UP AND DUMPS A LOAD ON YOUR TONGUE! It's no different than seeing your local Little League coach and yelling "hey, fly ball" while you toss one across the field to him.

Live with your life choices and don't complain when the world takes as the "real you" what you pretend to be on film. It just doesn't get through to most people that you only play a whore on film, not in real life!
(I , of course, would ask to play through, or yell four or in some way make known my intensions before slipping a greased knuckle up Ori's shitter. But then I actually conduct myself with a certain degree of decorum around whores).





As arguments go, that's pretty groundless...if I see someone who's in the armed forces walking down the street, can I put a bullet between their eyes? After all, if they choose to do a job where they get shot at, then they can't have any complaints when someone shoots at them off duty, right?

What if I see a stunt performer walking down the street? Can I veer off the road and plough into him with my car, sending him flying over the hood and into the windscreen? Those guys do that kind of shit all the time, you know?

Hey, if I see a pro wrestler walking around the mall, do you think it's okay if I run up behind him and cold-cock him with a steel chair or trashcan? Happens all the time in his day job, so he shouldn't mind, right?

Whichever lowlife did that to Ashley was just plain wrong, it's indefensible. I sincerely hope said idiot was swiftly escorted outside and had had a few things (like, say, a size 11 boot) forcibly inserted into his rectum repeatedly, until he wept like a first-time prison bitch.

There are simply no excuse for taking liberties like that, and your friend is a moron to think otherwise, just like DaBurg. I don't want to come off sounding like Captain Save-A-Ho here, but you've seriously got to learn to draw the line between real life and fiction.