after being completely owned by Hailey Young, it's not a question of IF ol' Dead Legs will get his heart broken by another pornstar but WHICH pornstar it will be.

here are the candidates:


da burglar's future infatuation
Sasha Grey - thinking she's a naive 18 year old, da burglar will try to dazzle Sasha with his Harvard wit.

Melissa Lauren - the most dangerous woman in porn. she'd kill a blind 10 year old for fun so destroying a middle-aged gimp's life would be a walk in the park.

Sierra Sinn - she smokes so much her judgement may be impaired. da burglar tries to cash in on this but Haley Young informs Sierra of his stalkerish ways. Sierra smokes some more then goes to a club leaving da burglar on the sidewalk.

Gia Jordan - a longshot after da burglar turned on her. however, Gia is female so she's thinking 10 steps ahead. leads da burglar on, gets a couple Gucci purses and meals oout of him, drops him like a load of bad potatos. this ends with da burglar leaving threatening messages on Gia's voicemail.

Ava Devine- she'll fuck anyone. da burglar goes to pick up Ava for their first date. he walks in on her being gangbanged by the Oakland Raiders.

here's how the coversation will go:

da burglar: Ava, how could you? I love you!

Ava (with a cock in her mouth): whatever.

she proceeds to eat Art Shell's asshole. da burglar rolls into the deep end of a swimmng pool, sinks, and dies.