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Time To Take Some People To Task:

OK All you pussies whining about the accomodations at the Tampa Show. Can we talk here? You are pornstars at best, that is the ones who weren't just straight out the damn trailer. Do you REALLY think the Ritz Carlton wants you in their hotel? At Any Price?

Nightmoves tried to upgrade our accomodations once and it was a disaster. The 4 star hotel they booked us into clearly didn't want us there and they made us almost as miserable as we made them,

If you don't know what Im talkin about read this

The Best Western they put us up in is clean and most importantly they accomodate us, they even LIKE having us there, and that counts for a lot. They keep the pool open, they keep the bar open and they tolerate our after hours antics.

Those of you whining about the bugs...HELLO It's fucking Florida....the bugs never die from cold weather, they just grow until their body mass becomes too large to support. So yes theres some big ones and yes if you leave the door to your room open you will probably see some of them but I will take the occassional Palmetto bug over a French cocksucker hotel manager with hallway monitor syndrome any day.

If you are attending the Tampa Show to be treated like some sort of faux celebrity stay the hell home. The reason to go is to hang out, make some new friends and have fun with some people in the biz you otherwise never meet.

Hell that best western has better, cleaner bedrooms that most of you have at home, I know that for a fact.

So when you come to Tampa enjoy the fun we have and the fact that the hotel welcomes us...that or stay the fuck in Los Angeles where you can believe you are someone special.

Jeez...sometimes porners make me wanna throw up.



10/15/2006

Funniest Quotes From The Tampa Show:

Dan Davis: "Lets throw Monstar into the pool and see if his make up runs"

Monstar: "I'm not wearing any"

Dan Davis: "OK lets throw Monstar into the pool and see if he can swim"



Lexi LaMour: (To Monstar) " I have your eyeliner in my room"



Mike South: (on observing someones dog swimming in the pool) "Look it's one of Dirty Bob's girls in the pool!" (Tracy high fives Mike)



Carmen Luvana: (When asked in an interview for ZFanz what she thought about 2257) whatever she said she said so fast that nobody understood it, I think half was english and half was spanish...we all just looked at each other dumbfounded because she is so fucking HOT!



Name Ommitted To Protect The Guilty: ( I swear it wasn't me ) " Caravan of Stars? Looks more like a Caravan of pigs.



Adell: (To Luke Ford) "Mike South lost 27 pounds on Jenny Craig"



Katy Zovolerin: (to me) "Has a girl ever stuck her finger in your ass"?

Me: "Are you kidding? I can't even pass a mustard seed"

And a WORD OUT To the DJ at the Nightmoves Show on Sunday Night, Whoever You Were:

YOU SUCK As A DJ Whatever Your Day Job Is...Don't Quit It!

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