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#197514 - 10/17/06 02:34 PM Mike South dishing on the Tampa Show
Bornyo Offline
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Is he the only one? I'm quoting it because he scrolls his site.
Quote:

Time To Take Some People To Task:

OK All you pussies whining about the accomodations at the Tampa Show. Can we talk here? You are pornstars at best, that is the ones who weren't just straight out the damn trailer. Do you REALLY think the Ritz Carlton wants you in their hotel? At Any Price?

Nightmoves tried to upgrade our accomodations once and it was a disaster. The 4 star hotel they booked us into clearly didn't want us there and they made us almost as miserable as we made them,

If you don't know what Im talkin about read this

The Best Western they put us up in is clean and most importantly they accomodate us, they even LIKE having us there, and that counts for a lot. They keep the pool open, they keep the bar open and they tolerate our after hours antics.

Those of you whining about the bugs...HELLO It's fucking Florida....the bugs never die from cold weather, they just grow until their body mass becomes too large to support. So yes theres some big ones and yes if you leave the door to your room open you will probably see some of them but I will take the occassional Palmetto bug over a French cocksucker hotel manager with hallway monitor syndrome any day.

If you are attending the Tampa Show to be treated like some sort of faux celebrity stay the hell home. The reason to go is to hang out, make some new friends and have fun with some people in the biz you otherwise never meet.

Hell that best western has better, cleaner bedrooms that most of you have at home, I know that for a fact.

So when you come to Tampa enjoy the fun we have and the fact that the hotel welcomes us...that or stay the fuck in Los Angeles where you can believe you are someone special.

Jeez...sometimes porners make me wanna throw up.



10/15/2006

Funniest Quotes From The Tampa Show:

Dan Davis: "Lets throw Monstar into the pool and see if his make up runs"

Monstar: "I'm not wearing any"

Dan Davis: "OK lets throw Monstar into the pool and see if he can swim"



Lexi LaMour: (To Monstar) " I have your eyeliner in my room"



Mike South: (on observing someones dog swimming in the pool) "Look it's one of Dirty Bob's girls in the pool!" (Tracy high fives Mike)



Carmen Luvana: (When asked in an interview for ZFanz what she thought about 2257) whatever she said she said so fast that nobody understood it, I think half was english and half was spanish...we all just looked at each other dumbfounded because she is so fucking HOT!



Name Ommitted To Protect The Guilty: ( I swear it wasn't me ) " Caravan of Stars? Looks more like a Caravan of pigs.



Adell: (To Luke Ford) "Mike South lost 27 pounds on Jenny Craig"



Katy Zovolerin: (to me) "Has a girl ever stuck her finger in your ass"?

Me: "Are you kidding? I can't even pass a mustard seed"

And a WORD OUT To the DJ at the Nightmoves Show on Sunday Night, Whoever You Were:

YOU SUCK As A DJ Whatever Your Day Job Is...Don't Quit It!





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#197515 - 10/17/06 02:45 PM Re: Mike South dishing on the Tampa Show
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it seems like the thing to do, bitch about the hotel.

maybe because a lot of girls get put up @ the venetian during aee, they should always expect that type of gig? beats me. the hotel staff was very cordial..my room was fine.

if i saw a damn bug i'd hit it with a phone book, but i saw none....

i had a good time. i can't bitch.
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#197516 - 10/17/06 02:46 PM Re: Mike South dishing on the Tampa Show
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even when your eyeliner got wet?

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#197517 - 10/17/06 04:42 PM Re: Mike South dishing on the Tampa Show
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Posts: 1946
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I didn't have a problem with the hotel when I went last year-- my room was clean and bug-free.
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#197518 - 10/17/06 09:44 PM Re: Mike South dishing on the Tampa Show
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Quote:

I didn't have a problem with the hotel when I went last year-- my room was clean and bug-free.





What about that Australian cockroach that you tried to housebreak?
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#197519 - 10/17/06 10:01 PM Re: Mike South dishing on the Tampa Show
Holly Randall Offline
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Registered: 05/06/05
Posts: 1946
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Quote:

Quote:

I didn't have a problem with the hotel when I went last year-- my room was clean and bug-free.





What about that Australian cockroach that you tried to housebreak?




Hahahaha... I was waiting for someone to crack a joke like that.
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#197520 - 10/17/06 10:46 PM Re: Mike South dishing on the Tampa Show
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Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

I didn't have a problem with the hotel when I went last year-- my room was clean and bug-free.





What about that Australian cockroach that you tried to housebreak?




Hahahaha... I was waiting for someone to crack a joke like that.




I fucking hate Florida, all I do is sweat whenever I go down there...besides, Luke reminds me more of a intelligent-yet grumpy crickett than a cockroach...Holly is part conscientious/intelligent ladybug, part beautiful butterfly. <End Da Burglar Bug analogy/metaphor festival>

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#197521 - 10/18/06 01:54 AM Re: Mike South dishing on the Tampa Show
The Ghost Is Toast Offline
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Registered: 10/21/05
Posts: 2710
You left out the part about Stormy Daniels allegedly beating the fucking shit out of some local skank who got in her face and starting talking trash to her in the Ladies' Room.

Stormy> <Local Skank

Monstar has also been strangely quiet on this one too?

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#197522 - 10/18/06 04:10 AM Re: Mike South dishing on the Tampa Show
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Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
Quote:


Monstar has also been strangely quiet on this one too?






i know what side my bread is buttered on, yo.

actually i didn't see anything, i was with a chick outside & on my way back in, nikita kash asked me if i knew what had happened.

i was waiting to do my re-cap, because i left my camera andused a friends to take pictures of the awards, so until i get them, i have not said much.

but i'll give you a few snippets.

i got booed when i accepted taryn's award...the crowd wanted "the dirtiest girl in porn," not my monkey ass.

talked to teagan for a good while. i really do like that little chick, and as long as she is happy....

for two of the nights, my hotel room became a party hangout. alot of which was caught on video....

xpt's own sierra smacked me in the face, in fun,but i guess it was to get back @ me for saying a windows media player could replace a dj. she takes that shit seriously.

i was drunk pretty much for the first 2 and a half days, caught a cold upon my return and more to come, sucka

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#197523 - 11/06/06 03:41 PM DirtyBob trying to get free blowjobs re:Tampa Show
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Posts: 10321
He's whining at ADT that the whores don't thank him enough. Remember, he's a long distance whore-wrangler now- Luke Ford posted last year that his wife won't let him attend shows with pornstars anymore.

Anyway, on page two of this thread Kami Andrews hands him his testicles on a platter.

I wish you XPT illuminati would do whatever it takes to get her back here.

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#197524 - 11/06/06 03:50 PM Re: DirtyBob trying to get free blowjobs re:Tampa Show
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Still no pics?! Please...someone must have pics. Monstar? Sexycity? Someone! Why hold out on the cage like that?
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#197525 - 11/06/06 03:55 PM Re: DirtyBob trying to get free blowjobs re:Tampa
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
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#197526 - 11/06/06 03:59 PM Re: DirtyBob trying to get free blowjobs re:Tampa
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321


Anyone in the Monkey Cage got an ID for this girl?

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#197527 - 11/06/06 04:31 PM Re: DirtyBob trying to get free blowjobs re:Tampa
TMonty Offline
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Registered: 09/05/06
Posts: 769
Quote:


Anyone in the Monkey Cage got an ID for this girl?




Looks like Lisa Sparxxx. Not 100 percent sure though...

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#197528 - 11/06/06 04:39 PM Re: DirtyBob trying to get free blowjobs re:Tampa
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
Quote:



Anyone in the Monkey Cage got an ID for this girl?




Her cleavage looks like a butt. Can we get her to post here?
(I like big jugs and I can not lie)

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#197529 - 11/06/06 04:43 PM Re: DirtyBob trying to get free blowjobs re:Tampa
Bornyo Offline
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Posts: 10321
WHOAH NELLIE!!! Remember kids- keep away from the firewater.


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#197530 - 11/06/06 04:45 PM Re: DirtyBob trying to get free blowjobs re:Tampa
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
Give us the link to this pic at contactpornstars, monstar. I want to contrast myth vs reality.

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#197531 - 11/06/06 05:17 PM Re: DirtyBob trying to get free blowjobs re:Tampa
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Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
Quote:

Quote:



Anyone in the Monkey Cage got an ID for this girl?




Her cleavage looks like a butt. Can we get her to post here?
(I like big jugs and I can not lie)




She used to post her a year or two back. Not a lot though.
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#197532 - 11/08/06 10:49 AM Mia Rose at Tampa Show?
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Posts: 10321
Quote:

WHOAH NELLIE!!! Remember kids- keep away from the firewater.






Fucking Indians are sneaky. Didn't hear a peep out of Monstar about this pic.

This girl looks familiar.

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#197533 - 11/08/06 10:53 AM Re: DirtyBob trying to get free blowjobs re:Tampa
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
Heidi Pike?


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#197534 - 11/08/06 10:55 AM Re: DirtyBob trying to get free blowjobs re:Tampa
Bornyo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
Okay, smile and say "MONKEY CAGE!"


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#197535 - 11/08/06 10:57 AM Re: DirtyBob trying to get free blowjobs re:Tampa
ChickenMaster Offline
Demon Spawn

Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
©Brazil

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#197536 - 11/08/06 11:00 AM Re: DirtyBob trying to get free blowjobs re:Tampa
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
"Well see, I got 20 dollars from my moms purse and my boyfriend had his dads gascard then we had a flat tire on interstate and when we left the car it got towed so really, anything you can do will be a help, and ummm, I need a place to crash..."


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#197537 - 11/08/06 11:02 AM Re: DirtyBob trying to get free blowjobs re:Tampa
Bornyo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
"No problemo baby, I gotcha covered..."


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#197538 - 11/08/06 11:04 AM Re: DirtyBob trying to get free blowjobs re:Tampa
Bornyo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
"Okay, you two fat girls get down beside the other one, then we'll put two medium girls on, then a spinner on top and take the picture, see?"


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#197539 - 11/08/06 11:07 AM Re: DirtyBob trying to get free blowjobs re:Tampa
Bornyo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
"What if I told you when we first met I didn't even know you were black?"


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#197540 - 11/08/06 11:11 AM Re: DirtyBob trying to get free blowjobs re:Tampa
Bornyo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
her: "Okay, so this Jew, this Catholic and this Nigger are on an airplane..."

him thinking: "...bullshit, everybody knows niggers don't fly"


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#197541 - 11/08/06 11:11 AM Re: DirtyBob trying to get free blowjobs re:Tampa
TMonty Offline
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Registered: 09/05/06
Posts: 769
Quote:

Heidi Pike?





I wonder how much the water level rose when she jumped into the pool. Makes me think of how Archimedes discovered the law of buoyancy. Eureka!

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#197542 - 11/08/06 11:14 AM Re: DirtyBob trying to get free blowjobs re:Tampa
Bornyo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
"...they say that love won't pay the rent..."


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#197543 - 11/08/06 11:19 AM Re: DirtyBob trying to get free blowjobs re:Tampa
Bornyo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
thought bubble: "damn look at that bitch back on the shrimp buffet. She better leave some....."


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#197544 - 11/08/06 11:48 AM Re: DirtyBob trying to get free blowjobs re:Tampa
jamesn Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
"omg, i'm really a stupid, crosseyed-cunt whose hubby pimps me out AND I'M WEARING MATERNITY CLOTHES AND NOT PREGGO!"
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#197545 - 11/08/06 12:00 PM Re: DirtyBob trying to get free blowjobs re:Tampa
Willie D Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9197


Fayner wrote that she sucked him off, which either means she'll be sticking half eaten corb cobs up her babyhighway, or she's now a raving meth addict.

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#197546 - 11/08/06 12:02 PM Re: DirtyBob trying to get free blowjobs re:Tampa
ChickenMaster Offline
Demon Spawn

Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
Quote:



Fayner wrote that she sucked him off, which either means she'll be sticking half eaten corb cobs up her babyhighway, or she's now a raving meth addict.




Sucking fayner off, thats got to be the lowest of the low. I cant see how that would be a good life choice or career move.

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#197547 - 11/08/06 12:08 PM Re: DirtyBob trying to get free blowjobs re:Tampa
Willie D Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9197
Not really true...but Mia gets a knock down one notch on the whore scale for even being in Fayner's drugpartment.

Quote:

Fayner Posts: I knew the day would come when Mia Rose's talented mouth and tongue would find its way to the crooked skin I call my penis. It happened around four in the morning today. I was drunk and cracked out, banging on the door and ringing the bell. No answer. About to give up, I decided to at least try the door to see if it was locked. It wasn't. I snuck in, went up to Mia's room. She was at the computer playing World of Warcraft.

Sure, I was all fucked up on drugs, but Mia looked super good in her pajamas and sleeping mask she fashioned into a headband.

We chatted for a bit quietly so not to wake up Ava. A bulge appeared in my Israel Army pants.

Before getting down - and her going down - I grabbed my iPod and plugged it into her speakers. I then hit shuffle.

Time for business.

Knowing Mia's skills though some scenes I've checked out, I was prepared for a blistering hummer worthy of the Gods.

First though, music was needed. I hit shuffle and dropped my pants.

The first song to play was "Mr. Scary" by Dokken. I tapped the double-bass part on Mia's gorgeous head while she did her magic. Then "Way Cool Jr." by Ratt, "Nobody's Fool" by Cinderella and Skid Row's "18 and Life." I sang along most of the way though.

"Are you even paying attention to me?" she slurped.

I didn't answer, just kept on singing Skid Row."Bang bang shoot em up, the party never ends. You cant think of dying when the bottles your best friend!"

It's true 80s hair bands and blow jobs - receiving, not giving - rank among my most enjoyable activities ever, but unlike peanut butter and jelly these two treats prove to be a lousy combination for me.

"This isn't gonna work, sweetie. I have that damn Tom Keifer in my head, and he ain't leaving."

"Who the fuck is that?" she asked.

"He's the singer of Cinderella. His hair really sucked, but not as much as the drummer Fred Coury. Now his hair really sucked."

"At least someone's sucking, 'cause I'm not anymore. You know where the door is, right?"

So I left. I listened to LA Guns on the ride home and got a boner, thought about going back to Mia to show her but decided to leave the woman alone.

I'm not sure of any of this story I told is even true. Actually, I am sure. I didn't happen with me and Mia. It happened years ago but I thought Mia was perfect to play the pissed-off cocksucker instead of that guy I picked up in Queens and had him suck me off in an alley years ago.




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#197548 - 11/08/06 12:17 PM Re: DirtyBob trying to get free blowjobs re:Tampa
ChickenMaster Offline
Demon Spawn

Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
I guess sucking off Bandit world be worse, but fayner is still a close second.

Quote:

Not really true...but Mia gets a knock down one notch on the whore scale for even being in Fayner's drugpartment.





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#197549 - 11/08/06 12:46 PM Re: DirtyBob trying to get free blowjobs re:Tampa
k1ng Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
I always wondered where Wille found that rose for saratoga.



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#197550 - 11/08/06 12:52 PM Re: DirtyBob trying to get free blowjobs re:Tampa
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
Get this King: That really is Saratoga.

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#197551 - 11/08/06 01:48 PM Re: DirtyBob trying to get free blowjobs re:Tampa
Willie D Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9197
Quote:

Get this King: That really is Saratoga.



Shit, I forgot to invite sarahtoga and noahpud to my XPTees Awards...I have special Lara Roxx used tampons to throw at them.

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#197552 - 11/08/06 02:18 PM Re: DirtyBob trying to get free blowjobs re:Tampa
MoronBoy Offline
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Registered: 07/30/06
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Loc: at the end of the longest line
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Okay, so a friend of mine(who is not me by the way) has this little problem of getting turned on by the sight of Lisa Sparxxx. He thinks that there may be something seriously wrong with him. Any advice on what I...err, I mean he could do about this. Please keep in mind the guy is question is definitely not me.
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#197553 - 11/08/06 02:26 PM Re: DirtyBob trying to get free blowjobs re:Tampa
TMonty Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 09/05/06
Posts: 769
Quote:

Okay, so a friend of mine(who is not me by the way) has this little problem of getting turned on by the sight of Lisa Sparxxx. He thinks that there may be something seriously wrong with him. Any advice on what I...err, I mean he could do about this. Please keep in mind the guy is question is definitely not me.




Perhaps this will help?


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#197554 - 11/08/06 02:37 PM Re: DirtyBob trying to get free blowjobs re:Tampa
Conky Offline
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Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
Quote:

Quote:







She still dresses better and weighs less than my fucking wife. I tell you, the world is a truly fucked up place when a skanky advert for mascara thinner like Lisa makes me question my marriage.
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#197555 - 11/08/06 02:50 PM Re: DirtyBob trying to get free blowjobs re:Tampa
Bornyo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
Nice. Who's this?


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#197556 - 11/08/06 02:56 PM Re: DirtyBob trying to get free blowjobs re:Tampa
Dane Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 07/06/05
Posts: 591
Loc: South of Heaven
carmen luvana
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#197557 - 11/08/06 05:24 PM Re: DirtyBob trying to get free blowjobs re:Tampa
c62 Offline
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Registered: 07/05/04
Posts: 1545
Loc: In the tree outside Gia Jordan...
Quote:

Quote:








Okay, so a friend of mine(who is not me by the way) has this little problem of getting turned on by the sight of Lisa Sparxxx. He thinks that there may be something seriously wrong with him. Any advice on what I...err, I mean he could do about this. Please keep in mind the guy is question is definitely not me.


Take your penis out, place it on a work bench, get a hammer, and repeatedly hit your penis until it no longer responds to Lisa. I mean hit your friends penis with a hammer until it no longer responds to Lisa. Of course you can also have your friend hit your penis as ...... fuck it, never mind.
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#197558 - 11/08/06 05:30 PM Re: DirtyBob trying to get free blowjobs re:Tampa
LouCypher Offline
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Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
Quote:

Quote:

Quote:








Okay, so a friend of mine(who is not me by the way) has this little problem of getting turned on by the sight of Lisa Sparxxx. He thinks that there may be something seriously wrong with him. Any advice on what I...err, I mean he could do about this. Please keep in mind the guy is question is definitely not me.


Take your penis out, place it on a work bench, get a hammer, and repeatedly hit your penis until it no longer responds to Lisa. I mean hit your friends penis with a hammer until it no longer responds to Lisa. Of course you can also have your friend hit your penis as ...... fuck it, never mind.




w0w..thats very h0m0erotic of you c62..way to r0ck 0ut with your c0ck 0ut d00d..

ChickenMaster sent me a pm refering to such activities....
Get in touch with him for a smokin hot thu-ree-some.
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#197559 - 11/08/06 05:34 PM Re: DirtyBob trying to get free blowjobs re:Tampa
ChickenMaster Offline
Demon Spawn

Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
Quote:


ChickenMaster sent me a pm refering to such activities....
Get in touch with him for a smokin hot thu-ree-some.




You know your the only man for me lou.

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#197560 - 11/08/06 05:36 PM Re: DirtyBob trying to get free blowjobs re:Tampa
TMonty Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 09/05/06
Posts: 769
Quote:


w0w..thats very h0m0erotic of you c62..way to r0ck 0ut with your c0ck 0ut d00d..




Leetspeak is officially gay!

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#197561 - 11/08/06 05:43 PM Re: DirtyBob trying to get free blowjobs re:Tampa
ChickenMaster Offline
Demon Spawn

Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
Quote:

Quote:


w0w..thats very h0m0erotic of you c62..way to r0ck 0ut with your c0ck 0ut d00d..




Leetspeak is officially gay!




Its all good, lou brings out the homoerotic qualities in us all and channels them into his quality posts.

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#197562 - 11/08/06 05:46 PM Re: DirtyBob trying to get free blowjobs re:Tampa
LouCypher Offline
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Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
Quote:

Quote:


w0w..thats very h0m0erotic of you c62..way to r0ck 0ut with your c0ck 0ut d00d..




Leetspeak is officially gay!




Apparently 'T "Montgomery" is down with the meatstick too..r0ck 0ut br0.
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#197563 - 11/08/06 05:58 PM Re: DirtyBob trying to get free blowjobs re:Tampa
papercut Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 10/04/06
Posts: 522
Quote:

Quote:

Quote:


w0w..thats very h0m0erotic of you c62..way to r0ck 0ut with your c0ck 0ut d00d..




Leetspeak is officially gay!




Apparently 'T "Montgomery" is down with the meatstick too..r0ck 0ut br0.




LouSer definitely a fag.
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#197564 - 11/08/06 06:14 PM Re: DirtyBob trying to get free blowjobs re:Tampa
LouCypher Offline
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Porn Jesus

Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

Quote:


w0w..thats very h0m0erotic of you c62..way to r0ck 0ut with your c0ck 0ut d00d..




Leetspeak is officially gay!




Apparently 'T "Montgomery" is down with the meatstick too..r0ck 0ut br0.




LouSer definitely a fag.




Did ya make that post yet lil guy?
I'll tell you what I told Floofin..NEVER.SHOW.WEAKNESS.
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#197565 - 11/08/06 07:29 PM Re: DirtyBob trying to get free blowjobs re:Tampa
TMonty Offline
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Registered: 09/05/06
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w0w..thats very h0m0erotic of you c62..way to r0ck 0ut with your c0ck 0ut d00d..




Leetspeak is officially gay!




Apparently 'T "Montgomery" is down with the meatstick too..r0ck 0ut br0.



Oh man, that's it?





On another note: If you don't remember (or don't know) how websites used to look back in the stone age of the WWW then just take a look at the official Tampa Show website. Old school web design galore! The only thing missing is the use of animated gif bars...


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#197566 - 11/08/06 07:57 PM Re: DirtyBob trying to get free blowjobs re:Tampa
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Lol Monty.Thats my keyboard b1tch!!1!
And that kids,is how its done.No cryin.No stalking.No post humping.Just straight up bringin it.
Well d0ne Montgomery.
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#197567 - 11/09/06 05:17 PM Re: DirtyBob trying to get free blowjobs re:Tampa
c62 Offline
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Registered: 07/05/04
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Loc: In the tree outside Gia Jordan...
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w0w..thats very h0m0erotic of you c62..way to r0ck 0ut with your c0ck 0ut d00d..



I've gotten used to the fact there are some posters on this board that suck. I wish all of the posters would post truly amazing shit, but alas, I am disappointed from time to time. Take Lou for instance, he sucks, he sucks big time. Lou is desperate for some cage cred, so he takes shots at anybody he can in hopes of earning his "respect". Sadly, it always fails. So I offer a compromise to Lou, you can continue to suck, and I will refrain from letting my balls bounce of your chin. Deal?
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#197568 - 11/10/06 09:41 AM Re: DirtyBob trying to get free blowjobs re:Tampa
Jeff Steward Offline
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Fayner wrote that she sucked him off, which either means she'll be sticking half eaten corb cobs up her babyhighway, or she's now a raving meth addict.




Sucking fayner off, thats got to be the lowest of the low. I cant see how that would be a good life choice or career move.




It could be worse.

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#197569 - 11/14/06 07:54 PM Re: DirtyBob trying to get free blowjobs re:Tampa
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LouCypher
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w0w..thats very h0m0erotic of you c62..way to r0ck 0ut with your c0ck 0ut d00d..




c62
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I've gotten used to the fact there are some posters on this board that suck. I wish all of the posters would post truly amazing shit, but alas, I am disappointed from time to time.




Fascinating incite message board geek...really,what an amazing incite into your inner thoughts...

c62
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Take Lou for instance, he sucks, he sucks big time.




w0w kiddo...you can really bring it when you want to...heh

c62
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Lou is desperate for some cage cred, so he takes shots at anybody he can in hopes of earning his "respect". Sadly, it always fails.




"cage cred"? Review my posts shitstreak..I post in every forum.I dont care who's who here fuckwad.I've taken shots at Monkey and Bornyo..Two people that I openly admit would wipe the floor with my ass...The fuck makes you think you're so special? I'll apologize for attacking your imagination on your c0ck hammering post.Who am I to judge?Right? lol


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So I offer a compromise to Lou, you can continue to suck, and I will refrain from letting my balls bounce of your chin. Deal?




Hmmm..I call you out on a h0m0 post and you make another fag reference? Tell ya what lil guy..You might find your shit humorous, but it's shit, and if laughing at shit tickles your fancy, take it where it will be more appreciated or simply stare into the toilet, or your bed-sheets, the next time you pinch a loaf.
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#197570 - 11/14/06 09:29 PM Re: DirtyBob trying to get free blowjobs re:Tampa
BIFF™ Offline
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Registered: 11/14/04
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#197571 - 11/15/06 06:26 PM Re: DirtyBob trying to get free blowjobs re:Tampa
c62 Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 07/05/04
Posts: 1545
Loc: In the tree outside Gia Jordan...
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LouCypher
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w0w..thats very h0m0erotic of you c62..way to r0ck 0ut with your c0ck 0ut d00d..




c62
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I've gotten used to the fact there are some posters on this board that suck. I wish all of the posters would post truly amazing shit, but alas, I am disappointed from time to time.




Fascinating incite message board geek...really,what an amazing incite into your inner thoughts...

c62
Quote:

Take Lou for instance, he sucks, he sucks big time.




w0w kiddo...you can really bring it when you want to...heh

c62
Quote:

Lou is desperate for some cage cred, so he takes shots at anybody he can in hopes of earning his "respect". Sadly, it always fails.




"cage cred"? Review my posts shitstreak..I post in every forum.I dont care who's who here fuckwad.I've taken shots at Monkey and Bornyo..Two people that I openly admit would wipe the floor with my ass...The fuck makes you think you're so special? I'll apologize for attacking your imagination on your c0ck hammering post.Who am I to judge?Right? lol


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So I offer a compromise to Lou, you can continue to suck, and I will refrain from letting my balls bounce of your chin. Deal?




Hmmm..I call you out on a h0m0 post and you make another fag reference? Tell ya what lil guy..You might find your shit humorous, but it's shit, and if laughing at shit tickles your fancy, take it where it will be more appreciated or simply stare into the toilet, or your bed-sheets, the next time you pinch a loaf.



Hit a nerve? That little diatribe sucked. It was like you got stuck somewhere between sucking ass and typing like John Garfield. How about I just shit in your mouth instead(save me the trouble of washing the sheets)? What you do with it is up to you.
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#197572 - 11/15/06 06:59 PM Re: DirtyBob trying to get free blowjobs re:Tampa
LouCypher Offline
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Registered: 10/19/06
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LouCypher
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w0w..thats very h0m0erotic of you c62..way to r0ck 0ut with your c0ck 0ut d00d..




c62
Quote:

I've gotten used to the fact there are some posters on this board that suck. I wish all of the posters would post truly amazing shit, but alas, I am disappointed from time to time.




Fascinating incite message board geek...really,what an amazing incite into your inner thoughts...

c62
Quote:

Take Lou for instance, he sucks, he sucks big time.




w0w kiddo...you can really bring it when you want to...heh

c62
Quote:

Lou is desperate for some cage cred, so he takes shots at anybody he can in hopes of earning his "respect". Sadly, it always fails.




"cage cred"? Review my posts shitstreak..I post in every forum.I dont care who's who here fuckwad.I've taken shots at Monkey and Bornyo..Two people that I openly admit would wipe the floor with my ass...The fuck makes you think you're so special? I'll apologize for attacking your imagination on your c0ck hammering post.Who am I to judge?Right? lol


Quote:

So I offer a compromise to Lou, you can continue to suck, and I will refrain from letting my balls bounce of your chin. Deal?




Hmmm..I call you out on a h0m0 post and you make another fag reference? Tell ya what lil guy..You might find your shit humorous, but it's shit, and if laughing at shit tickles your fancy, take it where it will be more appreciated or simply stare into the toilet, or your bed-sheets, the next time you pinch a loaf.



Hit a nerve? That little diatribe sucked. It was like you got stuck somewhere between sucking ass and typing like John Garfield. How about I just shit in your mouth instead(save me the trouble of washing the sheets)? What you do with it is up to you.




Avoidance and deflection noted...I realize goin head to head isn't your thing.I'll give ya props for not layin down "your momma" jokes like some other weak fucks around here.

My apology is indeed sincere though.I'm sure you put alot of thought into your cock hammering post and regarded it as quite humurous.It was completey insensitive of me to call it out as "homoerotic".I'm completely willing to ignore your offers of "sucking your dick" and your "shitting in my mouth".Trust me...This is no way indicates that you are attracted to me or in any way demonstrates that this is normal interaction between you and another male poster. heh.


Edited by LouCypher (11/15/06 07:16 PM)
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#197573 - 11/15/06 07:26 PM Re: DirtyBob trying to get free blowjobs re:Tampa
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Registered: 10/04/06
Posts: 522
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#197574 - 11/15/06 07:32 PM Re: DirtyBob trying to get free blowjobs re:Tampa
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Registered: 10/19/06
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Lmao...
I expect you to follow up each and every one of my posts with that pic from now on.

Also...in order for you to be a proper stalker/bitch..I will require spell check and grammatical correction.
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#197575 - 11/16/06 06:10 PM Re: DirtyBob trying to get free blowjobs re:Tampa
c62 Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 07/05/04
Posts: 1545
Loc: In the tree outside Gia Jordan...
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Avoidance and deflection noted...I realize goin head to head isn't your thing.I'll give ya props for not layin down "your momma" jokes like some other weak fucks around here.

My apology is indeed sincere though.I'm sure you put alot of thought into your cock hammering post and regarded it as quite humurous.It was completey insensitive of me to call it out as "homoerotic".I'm completely willing to ignore your offers of "sucking your dick" and your "shitting in my mouth".Trust me...This is no way indicates that you are attracted to me or in any way demonstrates that this is normal interaction between you and another male poster. heh.


Talk about a homo-latent post. Sounds like you went head to head a lot when you were younger, I can't imagine the number of sword fights you and your uncle had when you were a little boy. You ended up getting stabbed a lot didn't you? Small penis and shit eater noted...
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#197576 - 11/16/06 07:54 PM Re: DirtyBob trying to get free blowjobs re:Tampa
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Talk about a homo-latent post. Sounds like you went head to head a lot when you were younger, I can't imagine the number of sword fights you and your uncle had when you were a little boy. You ended up getting stabbed a lot didn't you? Small penis and shit eater noted...




Just for the good folks following this shitfest at home..
Let me summarize..

1.c62 lets it rip..footloose and fancy free..he lays down a post about hammering cocks and seems to be damn proud of it.(1 gay lame by big "c")

2.I call said post out as homoerotic.

3.c62 responds with a high and mighty post,expounds on the deficiencies of my posts and comes off as a complete and total thousand plus post count twat.He then offers to let me suck him but not rest his nuts on my chin.(2 gay lames by big "c")

4.I once again call c62 out on his homo tendencies and liken his posts to shit because,quite frankly,they are.

5.Fuckwad then deflects and avoids like a lil bitch.But he still doesnt miss the chance to proposition man on man sex by stating "How about I just shit in your mouth "(3 gay lames by c62) and then uses the already overused "tubgirl" graemlin.

6.In a fit of what can only be described as pent up homo suppression,our friend and respected poster c62 offers up this gem from his inner dick slingin conscience..
c62
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Sounds like you went head to head a lot when you were younger, I can't imagine the number of sword fights you and your uncle had when you were a little boy. You ended up getting stabbed a lot didn't you? Small penis and shit eater noted...




And,unfortunately, that makes 4 gay lames...

If theres something you want to tell us d00d..I think now would be the appropriate time.


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#197577 - 11/16/06 07:58 PM Re: DirtyBob trying to get free blowjobs re:Tampa
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
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Lmao...
I expect you to follow up each and every one of my posts with that pic from now on.

Also...in order for you to be a proper stalker/bitch..I will require spell check and grammatical correction.





Is that the nigga who sung come on eileen?
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#197578 - 11/16/06 08:03 PM Re: DirtyBob trying to get free blowjobs re:Tampa
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Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
I'm sure my stalker will be able to fill you in on the details...no matter how minute.
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#556587 - 06/09/12 03:47 PM Re: DirtyBob trying to get free blowjobs re:Tampa [Re: Bornyo]
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
Funny thread. The evolution of Lou. Thank God he quit using 0's for o's.

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#556595 - 06/09/12 04:15 PM Re: DirtyBob trying to get free blowjobs re:Tampa [Re: Bornyo]
tattypatty Offline
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Registered: 01/30/08
Posts: 7602
Loc: a site known for its tolerance...
Evo LOU tion. Did South ever post here on the reg?
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#556596 - 06/09/12 04:17 PM Re: DirtyBob trying to get free blowjobs re:Tampa [Re: Bornyo]
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Yeah he posted for a while. Mostly around when Max got taken down. Mike's about Mike, though. He puts most of his shit on his own blog/site.

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