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This is all ironic because in MANY situations, I actually downplay or even obscure the fact I went to Harvard,



I am burlgar's inflated ego, but not really.

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being caught by the HARVARD campus Police smoking crack



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He's got a great chance at a long happy marriage, seriously; Harvard Grads have a very low divorce rate, mainly because we never like to admit we are wrong.



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very intelligent, well spoken. I asked him where he had considered applying besides Harvard.



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like going all the way the fuck to the end of Harvard square to Store 24 and grabbing the first uncrushed unopened unpissed on can of Pringles



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I was always intensely jealous of the turds who had the opportunity to "study A-Broad" in another land...!! (I always felt they were getting a free semester of Harvard



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Fuckhead (yeah I learned that at harvard too),



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Now tell the fucker who questions why someone from Harvard would waste their time here to go cunnilingize a Tractor Battery.



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And James, the hardest part for me about Harvard was NOT the academics






Alright, I'm busted, you got me (and from now on, if I need to research or look up something I myself might have said or posted, I am asking for your help) .... but tell me this, what good is it being fundamentally superior to 99.9958% of the world's population if you cant tell everyone about it, or otherwise beat it (and, in the process, the world's population) to DEATH?

Besides, you should know me well enough by now I am an expert at beating things to death:

Being Crippled (check)
The Bane and Disgust of Cumfarts (check)
Methamphetamine and "Methcapades" in General (check)
Strippers, Escorts and women who sell sex (check)
The wholesome 'Hottness' of Holly Randle (check)
Booze, Drugs and the meaning they add (or subtract) from Life (check)
Harvard and how much better I am than everyone else (check) *latest addition*



What's next?
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Are you gonna eat that?