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This is all ironic because in MANY situations, I actually downplay or even obscure the fact I went to Harvard,



I am burlgar's inflated ego, but not really.

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being caught by the HARVARD campus Police smoking crack



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He's got a great chance at a long happy marriage, seriously; Harvard Grads have a very low divorce rate, mainly because we never like to admit we are wrong.



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very intelligent, well spoken. I asked him where he had considered applying besides Harvard.



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like going all the way the fuck to the end of Harvard square to Store 24 and grabbing the first uncrushed unopened unpissed on can of Pringles



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I was always intensely jealous of the turds who had the opportunity to "study A-Broad" in another land...!! (I always felt they were getting a free semester of Harvard



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Fuckhead (yeah I learned that at harvard too),



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Now tell the fucker who questions why someone from Harvard would waste their time here to go cunnilingize a Tractor Battery.



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And James, the hardest part for me about Harvard was NOT the academics