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Forget the Money it helped me make...forget the pseudo-celebrity social standing and experience I can have...It's GETTING Laid that matters.



Burg you've summed up in one line what bothers me about guys like you. Now I understand trying to come up number one against the battle with kyoto, but you've got to be shitting me right? I know Harvard is a very nice place of higher education, that I admit will give you a leg up when people see it on your resume. It might even make some 'lower class' slobs look up to you, but I certainly wouldn't give it as much standing as to say it will automatically make you a pseudo-celebrity. How many people go there a year? You make it sound like an elite club, that the women will literally rip their clothes off when you mention you went to the big H, when it is in fact an education institute that if you have the grades, money or sponsorships, you or anyone can go. Myself and a few friends do in fact have better educations at various well know institutes but we all personally find the humble, “I'm just a poor schmuck that really wants to bang you” approach with women works much better. You start bragging about your education, money and any other bullshit, they usually get turned off. Only whores like to know you have lots of money to shower on them.

Now I know you give to various charities and help your family out. I would think the better approach with women would be the, "yea I went to the big H, but you know what baby? Family comes first and I'm just glad to help them out." Trust me, any women who fucks you because you've got money and a good education is a whore and has no fucking clue and maybe you don't either.




Hyperbole....satire.....Monkey Cage....exageration....Making Kyoto Angry/frustrated/feeling less than adequate...

Kyoto is the one who started it with his digs at James and Harvard, and I am not going to apologize for uttering an uncomfortable truth....Yes, in certain circles and situations, Having a Harvard Degree is akin to a type of fame/celebrity status...in others, it means very little.

This is all ironic because in MANY situations, I actually downplay or even obscure the fact I went to Harvard, I have just found it to be a fun, obnoxious yet-still useful tool here on this porn board. My own personal UNIQUE situation is compelling, simply because, as I have stated, the typical aversion most women (shallow or otherwise) have for a crippled guy is mitigated when they find out your background includes H, and all the typical trappings in entails. Furthermore, its not as stark as what you described, where I 'brag' to a chick about any of this....christ no. It usally entails OTHER people blabbing about me and my life to a chick that she finds out about me.

But NVM...I had no intention of taking this down this path ....this was about coating Kyoto's paws in crazy glue in the middle of a shag rug while Jenna and Briana Dance off to the side while the guards take their morning coffee break, leaving them seemingly vulnerable.
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