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#197478 - 10/17/06 02:00 PM
what do mike tyson and chico have in common?
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Porn Jesus
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they'd both FIGHT WOMEN!! "fist-discipline for all sexes!"ct-2003
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Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#197479 - 10/18/06 03:21 PM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 05/06/04
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nice thread, fake Harvard grad! have you fucked a melon lately? 
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#197481 - 10/18/06 03:55 PM
Re: what do mike tyson and chico have in common?
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Gay For Pay
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Is your Mommy the Kike and Daddy the Chink, or is it the other way around?
And aren't you supposed to log in as 'Ghostshadow' when you troll Jamesn?
I wonder who's fake id this is? jamesn? willie d? da crippled one?
who gives a shit. whatever you say is spam.
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#197482 - 10/18/06 04:02 PM
Re: what do mike tyson and chico have in common?
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Porn Jesus
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hey kyoto, why don't you melt-down and create a fake called "ghostshadow" again? that was SOOOO COOOOL.
you're still in the top-5 for pathetic meltdowns. and you lost to burglar, too.
cry about it, fanboy.
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#197483 - 10/18/06 04:07 PM
Re: what do mike tyson and chico have in common?
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 05/06/04
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I don't make fake accounts. ask Malice. he has the ip's.
everything you mentioned about Harvard can be found online.
do you have any proof you went to Harvard?
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#197484 - 10/18/06 04:35 PM
Re: what do mike tyson and chico have in common?
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 10/27/05
Posts: 402
Loc: Philly. PA
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I don't make fake accounts. ask Malice. he has the ip's.
everything you mentioned about Harvard can be found online.
do you have any proof you went to Harvard?
Who cares garbage-eating Kikette? How did you learn fags hump watermelons?
You're just Gayoto anyhow, you are the lowest social retard still living in Mommy's Skokie basement.
Gayoto!
Gayoto!
Gayoto!
Gayoto!
Gayoto! 
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#197485 - 10/18/06 04:41 PM
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Porn Jesus
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yup, it's pretty obvious i'm lying about going to harvard, burg and i just researched scorpion bowls and vending machines in pennypacker for the fuck of it. bitch please. malice has yet to say you're not ghostshadow.
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#197486 - 10/18/06 04:45 PM
Re: what do mike tyson and chico have in common?
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Demon Spawn
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yup, it's pretty obvious i'm lying about going to harvard, burg and i just researched scorpion bowls and vending machines in pennypacker for the fuck of it. bitch please. malice has yet to say you're not ghostshadow.
I'd be so disappointed if kyoto was ghostshadow, and a bit confused. I'm even more confused as to why someone would get an apple tattoo.
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#197487 - 10/18/06 04:51 PM
Re: what do mike tyson and chico have in common?
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
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I wonder who's fake id this is? jamesn? willie d? da crippled one?
who gives a shit. whatever you say is spam.
No, but watching you melt down again is loads of fun, they're as well-timed as David69. I'd bet you were kate/arthur, too.
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#197488 - 10/18/06 05:08 PM
Hi, my name is kyoto, i'm a virgin.
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Porn Jesus
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I was at the 2004 AEE and met a lot of the girls. I had a decent time but I got the feeling that many of the girls didn't want to be there. I could understand if it was the last day of the expo and they were tired but I got major attitude from girls just 20 minutes into the first day. I politely asked a star from one of the major companies for a photo and she sighed loudly and muttered "whatever" in a snobby manner. I encountered situations like this at least 10 times. Of course I had really positive experiences from girls who were genuinely happy to meet the fans. I would like to hear comments from the talent who post here. What are your feelings towards signings and meeting fans? kyoto on adt as murmur "devinn, did it hurt getting your clit pierced?" "WOW, Lex flaked on devinn? I'm shocked. I signed up to devinn's site and have been watching her clips. She's one of hottest performers I've ever seen . I wonder what Lex will say about this?" "hotter than your Lovestruck scene with Dale Dabone? that scene is insane! especially when you're on top fucking the shit out of Dale's cock OMG "devinn and Mason being naughty together?! oh la la I may need to videotape that...for the good of the nation of course" yeah, everyone has really cool avatars. Cleetus has Vlad, Toelicker has Teagen and Selena, and Bukkake Summit has an Asian slut gulping jizz. Who is that Asian slut, btw? She's hot
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"
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#197489 - 10/18/06 05:13 PM
Re: Hi, my name is kyoto, i'm a virgin.
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Porn Jesus
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#197490 - 10/18/06 05:14 PM
Re: Hi, my name is kyoto, i'm a virgin.
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 05/06/04
Posts: 951
Loc: IL
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I was at the 2004 AEE and met a lot of the girls. I had a decent time but I got the feeling that many of the girls didn't want to be there. I could understand if it was the last day of the expo and they were tired but I got major attitude from girls just 20 minutes into the first day.
I politely asked a star from one of the major companies for a photo and she sighed loudly and muttered "whatever" in a snobby manner. I encountered situations like this at least 10 times.
Of course I had really positive experiences from girls who were genuinely happy to meet the fans.
I would like to hear comments from the talent who post here. What are your feelings towards signings and meeting fans? kyoto on adt as murmur
"devinn, did it hurt getting your clit pierced?"
"WOW, Lex flaked on devinn? I'm shocked. I signed up to devinn's site and have been watching her clips. She's one of hottest performers I've ever seen . I wonder what Lex will say about this?"
"hotter than your Lovestruck scene with Dale Dabone? that scene is insane! especially when you're on top fucking the shit out of Dale's cock OMG
"devinn and Mason being naughty together?! oh la la I may need to videotape that...for the good of the nation of course"
yeah, everyone has really cool avatars. Cleetus has Vlad, Toelicker has Teagen and Selena, and Bukkake Summit has an Asian slut gulping jizz. Who is that Asian slut, btw? She's hot
you're ripping off Smiling Arab. he already copy and pasted those posts.
I thought a Harvard grad would be more original.
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#197491 - 10/18/06 05:15 PM
Re: Hi, my name is kyoto, i'm a virgin.
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 05/06/04
Posts: 951
Loc: IL
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soup for gayoto.
that's a photoshopped picture
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#197492 - 10/18/06 05:17 PM
Re: Hi, my name is kyoto, i'm a virgin.
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9184
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Gayoto's Toy Collection.
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that's a photoshopped picture
This is spam and you are STRONGLY advised not to reply to this or any other posting by "GAYOTO" Please continue to observe this ostracism until notice of his banning or a marked increase in willingness to participate in threads instead of starting ones appropriate for PMs. Feeding him or giving him the attention he craves will cause him to feel comfortable and rip open your trashbags at night-let him learn that he's very boring by himself. Thank you.
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#197495 - 10/18/06 05:26 PM
Re: Hi, my name is kyoto, i'm a virgin.
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
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don't have to get original when random and arab ripped your mixed-breed, stormy-fanboy throat out already.
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"
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#197497 - 10/18/06 05:28 PM
Re: Hi, my name is kyoto, i'm a virgin.
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Porn Jesus
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I think you all atre vile.   
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#197499 - 10/18/06 08:28 PM
Re: Hi, my name is kyoto, i'm a virgin.
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Porn Jesus
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Tyson wants to fight women for profit while chico fights women even if it means it puts them on the sidelines for a few weeks for their faces to heal before they can go back to work for him. Chico beats women because hes an honest and true fan of hurting the opposite sex, tyson is just doing it for money, he is a whore to the profession that chico, chicos father and fathers father hold so dear.
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#197503 - 10/21/06 09:31 AM
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 07/07/04
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Forget the Money it helped me make...forget the pseudo-celebrity social standing and experience I can have...It's GETTING Laid that matters.
Burg you've summed up in one line what bothers me about guys like you. Now I understand trying to come up number one against the battle with kyoto, but you've got to be shitting me right? I know Harvard is a very nice place of higher education, that I admit will give you a leg up when people see it on your resume. It might even make some 'lower class' slobs look up to you, but I certainly wouldn't give it as much standing as to say it will automatically make you a pseudo-celebrity. How many people go there a year? You make it sound like an elite club, that the women will literally rip their clothes off when you mention you went to the big H, when it is in fact an education institute that if you have the grades, money or sponsorships, you or anyone can go. Myself and a few friends do in fact have better educations at various well know institutes but we all personally find the humble, “I'm just a poor schmuck that really wants to bang you†approach with women works much better. You start bragging about your education, money and any other bullshit, they usually get turned off. Only whores like to know you have lots of money to shower on them.
Now I know you give to various charities and help your family out. I would think the better approach with women would be the, "yea I went to the big H, but you know what baby? Family comes first and I'm just glad to help them out." Trust me, any women who fucks you because you've got money and a good education is a whore and has no fucking clue and maybe you don't either.
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#197504 - 10/21/06 12:22 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 02/18/05
Posts: 1138
Loc: British Colombia
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Trust me, any women who fucks you because you've got money and a good education is a whore and has no fucking clue and maybe you don't either.
True words. 
And they give pornsluts a hard time. At least they're honest about it and don't hide behind the facade of looking for a nice man to take care of them... 
Edited by lance69 (10/21/06 12:23 PM)
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#197505 - 10/21/06 01:36 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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Forget the Money it helped me make...forget the pseudo-celebrity social standing and experience I can have...It's GETTING Laid that matters.
Burg you've summed up in one line what bothers me about guys like you. Now I understand trying to come up number one against the battle with kyoto, but you've got to be shitting me right? I know Harvard is a very nice place of higher education, that I admit will give you a leg up when people see it on your resume. It might even make some 'lower class' slobs look up to you, but I certainly wouldn't give it as much standing as to say it will automatically make you a pseudo-celebrity. How many people go there a year? You make it sound like an elite club, that the women will literally rip their clothes off when you mention you went to the big H, when it is in fact an education institute that if you have the grades, money or sponsorships, you or anyone can go. Myself and a few friends do in fact have better educations at various well know institutes but we all personally find the humble, “I'm just a poor schmuck that really wants to bang you†approach with women works much better. You start bragging about your education, money and any other bullshit, they usually get turned off. Only whores like to know you have lots of money to shower on them.
Now I know you give to various charities and help your family out. I would think the better approach with women would be the, "yea I went to the big H, but you know what baby? Family comes first and I'm just glad to help them out." Trust me, any women who fucks you because you've got money and a good education is a whore and has no fucking clue and maybe you don't either.
Hyperbole....satire.....Monkey Cage....exageration....Making Kyoto Angry/frustrated/feeling less than adequate...
Kyoto is the one who started it with his digs at James and Harvard, and I am not going to apologize for uttering an uncomfortable truth....Yes, in certain circles and situations, Having a Harvard Degree is akin to a type of fame/celebrity status...in others, it means very little.
This is all ironic because in MANY situations, I actually downplay or even obscure the fact I went to Harvard, I have just found it to be a fun, obnoxious yet-still useful tool here on this porn board. My own personal UNIQUE situation is compelling, simply because, as I have stated, the typical aversion most women (shallow or otherwise) have for a crippled guy is mitigated when they find out your background includes H, and all the typical trappings in entails. Furthermore, its not as stark as what you described, where I 'brag' to a chick about any of this....christ no. It usally entails OTHER people blabbing about me and my life to a chick that she finds out about me.
But NVM...I had no intention of taking this down this path ....this was about coating Kyoto's paws in crazy glue in the middle of a shag rug while Jenna and Briana Dance off to the side while the guards take their morning coffee break, leaving them seemingly vulnerable.
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#197506 - 10/21/06 02:11 PM
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Demon Spawn
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This is all ironic because in MANY situations, I actually downplay or even obscure the fact I went to Harvard,
I am burlgar's inflated ego, but not really.
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being caught by the HARVARD campus Police smoking crack
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He's got a great chance at a long happy marriage, seriously; Harvard Grads have a very low divorce rate, mainly because we never like to admit we are wrong.
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very intelligent, well spoken. I asked him where he had considered applying besides Harvard.
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like going all the way the fuck to the end of Harvard square to Store 24 and grabbing the first uncrushed unopened unpissed on can of Pringles
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I was always intensely jealous of the turds who had the opportunity to "study A-Broad" in another land...!! (I always felt they were getting a free semester of Harvard
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Fuckhead (yeah I learned that at harvard too),
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Now tell the fucker who questions why someone from Harvard would waste their time here to go cunnilingize a Tractor Battery.
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And James, the hardest part for me about Harvard was NOT the academics
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#197507 - 10/21/06 03:00 PM
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Porn Jesus
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This is all ironic because in MANY situations, I actually downplay or even obscure the fact I went to Harvard,
I am burlgar's inflated ego, but not really.
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being caught by the HARVARD campus Police smoking crack
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He's got a great chance at a long happy marriage, seriously; Harvard Grads have a very low divorce rate, mainly because we never like to admit we are wrong.
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very intelligent, well spoken. I asked him where he had considered applying besides Harvard.
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like going all the way the fuck to the end of Harvard square to Store 24 and grabbing the first uncrushed unopened unpissed on can of Pringles
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I was always intensely jealous of the turds who had the opportunity to "study A-Broad" in another land...!! (I always felt they were getting a free semester of Harvard
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Fuckhead (yeah I learned that at harvard too),
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Now tell the fucker who questions why someone from Harvard would waste their time here to go cunnilingize a Tractor Battery.
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And James, the hardest part for me about Harvard was NOT the academics
Alright, I'm busted, you got me (and from now on, if I need to research or look up something I myself might have said or posted, I am asking for your help) .... but tell me this, what good is it being fundamentally superior to 99.9958% of the world's population if you cant tell everyone about it, or otherwise beat it (and, in the process, the world's population) to DEATH?
Besides, you should know me well enough by now I am an expert at beating things to death:
Being Crippled (check)
The Bane and Disgust of Cumfarts (check)
Methamphetamine and "Methcapades" in General (check)
Strippers, Escorts and women who sell sex (check)
The wholesome 'Hottness' of Holly Randle (check)
Booze, Drugs and the meaning they add (or subtract) from Life (check)
Harvard and how much better I am than everyone else (check) *latest addition*
What's next?
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#197508 - 10/21/06 03:49 PM
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What's next?
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#197511 - 10/22/06 09:26 AM
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Porn Jesus
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Let's not forget supertalent Fred Grandy, who played the ship's loveable purser "Gopher" on the hit series Love Boat.
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#197512 - 10/22/06 08:51 PM
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Porn Jesus
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what good is it thinking you're fundamentally superior to 99.9958% of the world's population whilst desperately seeking acceptance?
There, I fixed it for you.
Would your own jm series help you feel more accepted? cripvert?. Natalie portman went to harvard and she made the movie closer, conan obrien went to harvard and he has people in bear suits masturbating on stage, fred gwynne went to harvard and he is most famous for playing a closet homosexual monster, alger hiss went to harvard and was caught shipping secret american documents to the russians, and you went to harvard and got played by a high school drop out pill addict whos happy to whore her ass and pussy to anyone with a clean aim test and a c note. In life you are only as smart as the choices you make.
Biggest myth that became a reality, Monkey style...complete bullshit, as I said before, the reality of what actually happened was not nearly as entertaining as the inventions (and subsequent perception) everyone brought forth.
Still, if I could have sold the Russians documents, I probably would have...but my life accomplishments hold water when compared to my fellow grads, thank you very much Mr Monkey...try again.
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#197513 - 10/23/06 04:37 AM
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Porn Jesus
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what good is it thinking you're fundamentally superior to 99.9958% of the world's population whilst desperately seeking acceptance?
There, I fixed it for you.
Would your own jm series help you feel more accepted? cripvert?. Natalie portman went to harvard and she made the movie closer, conan obrien went to harvard and he has people in bear suits masturbating on stage, fred gwynne went to harvard and he is most famous for playing a closet homosexual monster, alger hiss went to harvard and was caught shipping secret american documents to the russians, and you went to harvard and got played by a high school drop out pill addict whos happy to whore her ass and pussy to anyone with a clean aim test and a c note. In life you are only as smart as the choices you make.
Biggest myth that became a reality, Monkey style...complete bullshit, as I said before, the reality of what actually happened was not nearly as entertaining as the inventions (and subsequent perception) everyone brought forth.
Still, if I could have sold the Russians documents, I probably would have...but my life accomplishments hold water when compared to my fellow grads, thank you very much Mr Monkey...try again.
Hey da bURGlar, whats cracking?.
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