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I intend to come dressed as a sexual predator wearing sweatpants.





kinda reminds me of halloween 2004 when the husband and i dressed up as skeeter and bridgette kerkove. we were going to further accessorize the costumes by 1)having my husband bring along a baby doll to "molest" and 2)shoving chopsticks up my ass. in the end, though, i just finished him with a "white trash" tat on his neck with a marker (no matter what those motherfuckers at crayola say, those things are NOT washable, and he had to wear a turtleneck to work for three days after... OOPS) and saved the chopsticks fun till after we had safely paid the babysitter and got her the fuck out of the house!
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