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#197240 - 10/16/06 01:42 PM Pornoween
Porno Dan Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 11/15/05
Posts: 385
Loc: Porn Valley, USA
Porno Dan will be throwing his fourth annual Pornoween Party! This year he will be taking the party to South Beach for a $5,000 winner take all Sexiest Halloween Costume Contest. This is the same party that rocked New York twice, is still talked about in DC, and will be one for the ages in South Beach. Previous years guests have included: Ice-T, Brittany Andrews, Farrah, Brooke Bound, Kacey Monroe, Randi Taylor, Goddess Adena, Sophia Shamrock, and many other adult film starlets. Get your tickets early, as this event is sure to sell out! The party will take place at Ruby Lounge, located at 623 Washington Ave, Miami Beach, Florida on Saturday, October 28 at 10 pm.
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#197241 - 10/16/06 01:46 PM Re: Pornoween
windsock Offline
Demon Spawn

Registered: 08/25/06
Posts: 3041
I intend to come dressed as a sexual predator wearing sweatpants.


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#197242 - 10/17/06 05:20 PM Re: Pornoween
Da Burglar Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
Quote:

I intend to come dressed as a sexual predator wearing sweatpants.




Make sure the sweats have a hole or two in the ass region (about 1-1/2 inches in diameter for each hole)...wear a beanie-with-a-propeller-on-top to make yourself appear friendly and non-threatening...
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#197243 - 10/17/06 06:31 PM Re: Pornoween
TMonty Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 09/05/06
Posts: 769
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I intend to come dressed as a sexual predator wearing sweatpants.




Don't forget to mention your successful internet radio show when you meet some chicks.

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#197244 - 10/19/06 09:04 AM Re: Pornoween
Jeff Steward Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/03
Posts: 7408
Loc: JM Productions
Quote:

Quote:

I intend to come dressed as a sexual predator wearing sweatpants.




Make sure the sweats have a hole or two in the ass region (about 1-1/2 inches in diameter for each hole)...wear a beanie-with-a-propeller-on-top to make yourself appear friendly and non-threatening...




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#197245 - 10/22/06 12:39 AM Re: Pornoween
fuck off and die Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 09/14/05
Posts: 467
Loc: in a place where I can kill u ...
i am not goin to dress up in a "costume" this year.
i am going to a rave and my out fit is gonna be "fabulous"
i designed it myself and it has matching shoes, hair and jewelery, and some body paint and of corse glitter and that is it.
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#197246 - 10/22/06 04:19 AM Re: Pornoween
Dane Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 07/06/05
Posts: 591
Loc: South of Heaven
Quote:

i am not goin to dress up in a "costume" this year.
i am going to a rave and my out fit is gonna be "fabulous"
i designed it myself and it has matching shoes, hair and jewelery, and some body paint and of corse glitter and that is it.



monster massive?
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#197247 - 10/23/06 09:45 AM Re: Pornoween
fuck off and die Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 09/14/05
Posts: 467
Loc: in a place where I can kill u ...
indeed monster massive!!
sub focus will be spinning!!!!!
he is the love of my life. i have been cooresponding with him via aim. and i will be sucking him off every chance i get during rhe 4 days he is in town!!
(then we will get married and have lil dj babies...that part is only in my dreams though)
sub focus---><---me
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The funny thing to me is...my skin cleared up...but u still r and always will b fat, unhappy, and alone cause u r so hidious u can't even get a $20 hooker to suck u off Ur mom hates u

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#197248 - 10/23/06 06:35 PM Re: Pornoween
Y-T Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 05/29/06
Posts: 364
Loc: Promoting black on black viole...
Quote:

I intend to come dressed as a sexual predator wearing sweatpants.







Damn it!! I was going to dress as windsock.

Plan B will be undertaken: Warehouse worker

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#197249 - 10/23/06 06:53 PM Re: Pornoween
damaged Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 582
Quote:

indeed monster massive!!
sub focus will be spinning!!!!!
he is the love of my life. i have been cooresponding with him via aim. and i will be sucking him off every chance i get during rhe 4 days he is in town!!
(then we will get married and have lil dj babies...that part is only in my dreams though)
sub focus---><---me




Will you be injesting enough drink so that I could "borrow" the costume sub focus will be wearing and drain a few down your throat also? Just a thought.
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#197250 - 10/24/06 11:54 AM Re: Pornoween
fuck off and die Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 09/14/05
Posts: 467
Loc: in a place where I can kill u ...
you never know with me
my alcohol consumption can be very dangerous!!!

but then again sometimes i just end up passing out....
=

hahahaaaaaaa
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#197251 - 10/24/06 01:25 PM Re: Pornoween
jamesn Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
i've heard he's already sucked andy c off already. more power too him, the only reason that gig exists is to get laid and dnb is kinda the bush-league of things for money and pussy. find the video of hawtin blacking out chugging champagne behind the decks, falling to the ground, knees-buckled and NOBODDY AROUND HIM NOTICING. they're also total faggots, blacked-out faggots are still funny. in a smartt-food kinda-way.
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#197252 - 10/25/06 12:38 PM Re: Pornoween
Gigi Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
Quote:

I intend to come dressed as a sexual predator wearing sweatpants.






kinda reminds me of halloween 2004 when the husband and i dressed up as skeeter and bridgette kerkove. we were going to further accessorize the costumes by 1)having my husband bring along a baby doll to "molest" and 2)shoving chopsticks up my ass. in the end, though, i just finished him with a "white trash" tat on his neck with a marker (no matter what those motherfuckers at crayola say, those things are NOT washable, and he had to wear a turtleneck to work for three days after... OOPS) and saved the chopsticks fun till after we had safely paid the babysitter and got her the fuck out of the house!
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