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Kyoto's just jealous his 2-1/8 inch Asian Penis isnt even big enough to satisfy a Dead Fruit like that watermelon.

I will wire you 2500 bucks and fed-ex a custom made set of Tweezers and you can ask the Club-Jenna-Girl-On-Call at the Arizona Headquarters to come over and give you a tweeze job...



Raises an interesting point, whats worse to have a tiny baby asian penis or a larger but useless cripple penis. Im sure the first thing that pops into your head is the penis that works no matter how small, BUT if you take a moment its a lot closer then you think, i mean if you have a cock thats less then 2 inches theres not a great deal you can do with it, and I couldn't imagine trying to seal then deal when the opportunity presents itself, you'd have to find a special lady (even ones that require money) to perform with it, at least on the larger , out of order penis they know up front pre nakedness that hey chances are its going to be like the legs but at least its of normal size so you could still have less embarrassing numb feeling sex, which isn't much different then double bagging it with a questionable sex partner (street whore). Sorry, carry on.
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