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Dude, do you realize that, at this stage of my life, the aspect I am most proud of having graduated from Harvard is the fact YOU did so as well....how fucked up and slightly homosexual is that? Fear not though, I am about to sink a small fortune into Beer that features scantily clad women on the labels and makes fun of cripples (like me)...is there a Commencement Speech anywhere in this life I have lived? More importantly, would you attend and openly claim you "know that guy"?

Fuck Archie Epps, he almost kicked me out one year for throwing my wheelchair down Adams House stairs at three obnoxious Asian Applied Math Nerds who probably helped build the North Korean Nukes.....
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