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#196896 - 10/14/06 10:55 AM Imagine
windsock Offline
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I'm going to put this simply. Please answer it honestly and sincerely and seriously. You are the father or brother of a young woman who you find out from third parties has been performing in pornography of the most vile kind the details of which you are either made aware of through word of mouth or you see or hear snippets. The gagging, the verbal abuse, the fish hooking, donkey punching, gangbang bukkake, running mascara, inhuman noises, the ridicule, and stuff like having and erect penis shoved into her mouth in such a way as to deliberatly balloon out her cheek and deform her face grotesquely. Stuff like that. The flash & whir of media devices. You know. This is your close female kin, whom you are hardwired in your lizard brain to protect. How might you react emotionally and physically, do you think?
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#196897 - 10/14/06 11:38 AM Re: Imagine
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Registered: 07/30/06
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Let's see, umm... well, at first I would probably be able to tell myself that she is a grown woman capable of making her own decisions and try too still look at her as someone I care for and all that good junk. Then my other friends, family members, and people who barely know me and wouldn't lift a finger if I was in serious trouble would get in my ear and tell me something needs to be done about the situation. After a couple of months of this, I finally have enough, buy a shiny, new aluminum baseball bat and ski mask, and start my own little war. First, I strike all the local porn shop bashing in the skulls of anyone who even looks a box cover with my relative's face on it. Then I head out to California, storm in the offices of every company my kin has shot for and add a few new home-runs to my list. Eventually, I will be caught, and I will claim to being doing everything I ever did in the name of the xxxchurch.com website(just to make them look bad for a moment).
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#196898 - 10/14/06 11:43 AM Re: Imagine
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I asked that you answer sincerely and seriously. Forget both your training here and there for humor-above-all and canned-ridiculous-answers-to-difficult-questions respectively and try a little harder, please.


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#196899 - 10/14/06 11:58 AM Re: Imagine
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...and stuff like having and erect penis shoved into her mouth in such a way as to deliberatly balloon out her cheek and deform her face grotesquely. Stuff like that.



I believe that is correctly termed the "purple mushroom."

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#196900 - 10/14/06 11:58 AM Re: Imagine
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i'd fire the executor of her trust immediately, send her to CA for substance and sexual-abuse treatment. then send her back a few more times.

if the guy was steve holmes, i'd have to resort to honor-killing.

nobody wants a daughter with aids at your yearly christmas-party.
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#196901 - 10/14/06 02:19 PM Re: Imagine
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I asked that you answer sincerely and seriously. Forget both your training here and there for humor-above-all and canned-ridiculous-answers-to-difficult-questions respectively and try a little harder, please.







Huh? Serious, soul searching, heart-wrenching, conversation on a porn discussion board??? I'll pass, being a moronic, ignorant, immature poster who makes half-assed attempts at comedy sounds like more fun to me.
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#196902 - 10/14/06 02:40 PM Re: Imagine
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As a psychopath, I'd turn my back on her and move on. After all it's no skin off my back and these days, it's no reflection on me. Seriously- most of you would attempt to do something about it only because you think it would reflect poorly on you. Fuck that- she can fuck whoever she wants.

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#196903 - 10/14/06 10:29 PM Re: Imagine
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Registered: 01/25/04
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Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
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I'm going to put this simply. Please answer it honestly and sincerely and seriously. You are the father or brother of a young woman who you find out from third parties has been performing in pornography of the most vile kind the details of which you are either made aware of through word of mouth or you see or hear snippets. The gagging, the verbal abuse, the fish hooking, donkey punching, gangbang bukkake, running mascara, inhuman noises, the ridicule, and stuff like having and erect penis shoved into her mouth in such a way as to deliberatly balloon out her cheek and deform her face grotesquely. Stuff like that. The flash & whir of media devices. You know. This is your close female kin, whom you are hardwired in your lizard brain to protect. How might you react emotionally and physically, do you think?






Get in contact with her immediately, confront her on it, hope she breaks down and admits it and shows sorrow and remorse for the shame it has put on the family, try to find a solution that makes sense to her to leave it, if she does then spend the rest of my life trying to convince myself that she never did those acts but it always being at the front of my mind and probably popping up as soon as theres a happy moment in our family (Christmas lunches with the family, birthdays, weddings,etc) or if she says she leaves but goes back then cutting her out of my life and moving on like she never existed. Im not a hypocrite. If either of my daughters does it, thats probably how id handle it.
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#196904 - 10/14/06 10:35 PM Re: Imagine
MoronBoy Offline
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Loc: at the end of the longest line
A serious, no jokes what-so-ever, soul searching post from Monkey?!? Just when I thought I had this whole place figured out...
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#196905 - 10/14/06 10:42 PM Re: Imagine
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A serious, no jokes what-so-ever, soul searching post from Monkey?!? Just when I thought I had this whole place figured out...





Maybe the post hit a little close to home and if you asked my wife how many daughters we have she'd give a different answer then I would.
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#196906 - 10/15/06 09:36 AM Re: Imagine
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Quote:

A serious, no jokes what-so-ever, soul searching post from Monkey?!? Just when I thought I had this whole place figured out...





Maybe the post hit a little close to home and if you asked my wife how many daughters we have she'd give a different answer then I would.




Allright, I think I got this one figured out. Relying on my pretty durn good detective skills(hey, I had the boyfriend pegged as the killer in the movie Scream 30 minutes into the thing and win 85% of the time when I play Clue), I have came to the conclusion that....


Gen Padova=Smelly Monkey's Prodigal Daughter

Do I win anything?
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#196907 - 10/15/06 11:25 AM Re: Imagine
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Please answer it honestly and sincerely and seriously... How might you react emotionally and physically, do you think?




I don't have a daughter or a sister. But considering the number of women who are fucked/diddled by their fathers and brothers... probably jealous rage accompanied by arousal.
I'd avoid eye contact and conversation during family occasions, and jackoff to her scenes at the local arcade.
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#196908 - 10/16/06 02:02 PM Re: Imagine
windsock Offline
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Registered: 08/25/06
Posts: 3041
Dear Sis,
We miss you very much. Please call.



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#196909 - 10/16/06 02:06 PM Re: Imagine
windsock Offline
Demon Spawn

Registered: 08/25/06
Posts: 3041
Sweetheart,
Your Mom and I are very worried about you. Honey, I realize we've had our differences in the past, but that is nothing compared to the Love your Mother and I have for you. You always have a home here. We dearly miss you and hope you come for Thanksgiving.
Love,
Dad


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#196910 - 10/16/06 02:07 PM Re: Imagine
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Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 582
I'd probably ask if she could hook me up with any porn whores.
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#196911 - 10/16/06 02:15 PM Re: Imagine
windsock Offline
Demon Spawn

Registered: 08/25/06
Posts: 3041
Karen,
I'm writing because nobody else will. You're tearing the family apart. We all love you baby, just know that is what is underneath all the anger. I miss you so much. I haven't seen you in so long I'm afraid I'll forget what you look like.
Love,
Uncle Bob






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