that thread is just getting started.

i hate horses, they should all be inhumanely-destroyed. cars have totally-surpassed them in function-they don't shit, bite, kick, smell, and instead of being thrown from your car when it sees a snake in the road, you can just throw it in reverse if you didn't kill it in the first place. cars have music and they tell you where to go.

cars didn't kill superman. cars don't have much larger penises than all of us and embed them in our grandmothers when they're lonely.