Widmer Variety Pack.
Hefeweizen, IPA, Amber, Octoberfest.
Welcome to the real Portland; as oppossed to the real Virginia:
"This fellow here over here with the yellow shirt, Macaca, or whatever his name is. He's with my opponent. He's following us around everywhere. And it's just great. We're going to places all over Virginia, and he's having it on film and it's great to have you here and you show it to your opponent because he's never been there and probably will never come. [...] Let's give a welcome to Macaca, here. Welcome to America and the real world of Virginia."
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"My people (the real Americans- descended from the original Angle-Saxon pioneers)"-Coke S.