Try as I might I cannot find a more worthy reason to having Luke as my personal Moral Leader than the fact that he tapped Holly Randle's Magnificent Ass. I will always have respect for the man for that simple fact alone...His masterful embodiment of PERFECT narcissistic hypocrisy is a distant second as to why I would follow Luke into the very Fires of Hell, or This upcoming AEE/AVN in Vegas, whichever comes first.

I wonder if he will let me play with his website again this year?