nobody who's not a dullard really wants to fuck with chicken or have2cit. they're like the constricting-versions of snakes, whatever you do, you'll probably lose the war. even if by attrition. neck. grab. hang on.
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"

Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits