So I was flipping through what the people in my town call the "throw away paper", which I can't decide whether it's called that because it used to be thrown out to ever house in the county(now they mail it) or because most people simply throw it away when they get it, and there was this small bit a about what may possibly be the dumbest name for a child ever:

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Biloxi, Miss(AP)-Leann Real promised her husband, and avid sports fan, that if they ever had a son he'd get to pick the name.
ESPN Montana Real was born this week at Biloxi Regional Medical Center.
Rusty Real, of D'Iberville chose ESPN(pronounced Espen) after the sports network and Montana after football legend Joe Montana.
Baby ESPN isn't alone.
Three others were cited in a 2006 report on tivocommunity.com about the networks 25th anniversary. They are Espn Malachi McCall in Pampa, Texas; Espn Curiel in Corpus Christi, Texas; and Espn Blondeel in Michigan.

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Wow, not one, but FOUR people named there kids after a FUCKING TV CHANNEL?!? Is it just me, or does anybody else picture the fathers' of these unfortunate children(imagine the shit they will surely catch from other kids in school for having retarded parents) to be fat, slovenly, chronically unemployed guys who spend all day in front of the TV playing armchair quarterback wearing a wife-beater and boxer short while yelling at there son or wife every 5 minutes to get them another beer?

This has to be second to shithead (pronounced "sha-heed"). It's a real name, at least to one unfortunate kid in Cali.

I dont know."Wankus" ranks way up there as well.