I think Tiffany Million would work great for this idea. I think I saw her on some show a few years ago Boo Hooing about how she wished she had never done porn and was totally against it now,and had a kid, and found god, and bullshit, and malarky, and so on and so forth.

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PHATBOY

(In a whisper voice) Listen to the voices Jeff....They are never wrong....listen to the voices.