A lot of us remember swami, but we never really knew much about him, and now I know why, the mother fucker has tonsssss of skeletons in his closet nestling right next to his sexual preference. Before I get started if any of you have anything on him that I haven't mentioned in this thread please feel free to post them up or if you don't want him to know you revealed it just send me a PM and i'll post it on your behalf. Lets get started.


Pretends his mother is his secretary: When talent return his calls from interviews he has his mother pick up the phone and pretend to be his secretary, one girl even asked if that was his mother to which he denied and then towards the end of the phone interview she overheard him calling 'mom' out to her.

He has a criminal record: He changed his name to Chris Conner when he turned 19, in the hopes it would hide that a year earlier he was involved in an armed robbery of a 7-11, his part was deemed minor and he served 6 months in a minimum security prison.

His father died in prison: His father on the other hand was a life long criminal and was serving a 25 year stint for rape and kidnapping charges but was killed 11 years into his sentence by another inmate. He never knew his father as he was a baby when he was put away.



He abuses contact information given to him for work: He has on more then one occasion used contact information hes received for interview purposes for his show for private reasons, he called one girl at 4 am in her words "to see how life is", despite on'y ever talking to her once before for maybe 5 minutes about her work .

Hes very fat: Hes a fat man, its nearly impossible to find a picture of him and in my case it was impossible, but he looks like wankus in a fat suit

He lives the real life of a cliche insult: He actually does live in his mothers basement in boston, massachusetts. Despite being well past middle age.


Sammura and him are no longer friends: In her words "hes a sick fuck that i never want to talk to again".



If anyone else has anything please post it or pm me, thanks monkey.