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#196348 - 10/11/06 12:40 PM Streisand Tell Some Dude To 'Shut The Funk Up'
loopnode Offline
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Loc: The Children's Limbo
NEW YORK (AP) -- It was an evening that elicited tears, standing ovations, raucous laughter and shouts of joy from the audience -- and that was just in the first few minutes.

Yes, Barbra Streisand's return to touring after a 12-year absence was the extravaganza that it promised to be. Monday night's show at Madison Square Garden was the third stop of a 20-city jaunt across the nation -- a virtual lovefest between the ultimate diva and an adoring, sold-out, celebrity-dotted crowd.

Streisand effortlessly crooned through a select repertoire of the hits she's amassed during her four-decade-plus career. But the night's most riveting moment came during what was perhaps the only unscripted -- and truly uncomfortable -- episode in the three-hour show.

There was Streisand, enduring a smattering of very loud jeers as she and "George Bush" -- a celebrity impersonator -- muddled through a skit that portrayed the president as a bumbling idiot.

Though most of the crowd offered polite applause during the slightly humorous routine, it got a bit too long, especially for a few in the audience who just wanted to hear Streisand sing like she had been doing for the past hour.

"Come on, be polite!" the well-known liberal implored during the sketch as she and "Bush" exchanged zingers. But one heckler wouldn't let up. And finally, Streisand let him have it.

"Shut the (expletive) up!" Streisand bellowed, drawing wild applause. "Shut up if you can't take a joke!"

With that one F-word, the jeers ended. And the message was delivered -- no one gets away with trying to upstage Barbra Streisand, especially not in her hometown.

Once the outburst (which Streisand later apologized for) was over, Streisand noted that "the artist's role is to disturb," and delivered a message of tolerance before launching into a serenely beautiful rendition of "Somewhere." That put the focus back on what the audience came for -- her voice, one of the greatest female instruments of her generation.

Streisand's voice, at once soaring and soothing, doesn't seem to have been affected much by her long layoff from performing. Earlier in the evening, she seemed to fall short of her full potential -- moments where she once belted a tune she now seemed to simply sing at a steady register. But once the evening progressed, she got stronger, such as for her performance of one of her biggest hits, "People."




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#196349 - 10/11/06 12:51 PM Re: Streisand Tell Some Dude To 'Shut The Funk Up
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Damn it! Just one day too late. When will someone do the world a favor and aim an airplane at her?

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#196350 - 10/11/06 02:36 PM Re: Streisand Tell Some Dude To 'Shut The Funk Up
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I wish somebody would cut out her tongue.
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#196351 - 10/11/06 08:48 PM Re: Streisand Tell Some Dude To 'Shut The Funk Up
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Registered: 03/23/05
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the only thing i like of that bitch is how South Park make fun of her.

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#196352 - 10/12/06 04:30 AM Re: Streisand Tell Some Dude To 'Shut The Funk Up
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You all should hear me sing "Memories" It is most disturbing.....MEEEEEmORieeeeS LIKe A phOTo IN MY MInd......All i HaVE aRE MemoiES oF THe WAAAaY wEEe wERE...

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#196353 - 10/12/06 12:53 PM Re: Streisand Tell Some Dude To 'Shut The Funk Up
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Loc: The "Phlogbox", apparently.
Both her and Mel Gibson live in Malibu, which might explain Mel's opinion of Jews. Streisand has doen more to promote anti-semitism than Julius Streicher .



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#196354 - 10/12/06 12:57 PM Re: Streisand Tell Some Dude To 'Shut The Funk Up
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Loc: The "Phlogbox", apparently.
Some photoshops I did from a while back...



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#196355 - 10/12/06 12:59 PM Re: Streisand Tell Some Dude To 'Shut The Funk Up
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Loc: The "Phlogbox", apparently.
Elaborator and Gunker both have this very same sign.



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#196356 - 10/12/06 01:02 PM Re: Streisand Tell Some Dude To 'Shut The Funk Up
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Loc: The "Phlogbox", apparently.
Last one. Streisand will get you and your little dog too!



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#196357 - 10/12/06 01:13 PM Re: Streisand Tell Some Dude To 'Shut The Funk Up
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Wasn't she PM of Israel from '69 - '74?
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#196358 - 10/12/06 01:20 PM Re: Streisand Tell Some Dude To 'Shut The Funk Up
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#196359 - 10/12/06 02:21 PM Re: Streisand Tell Some Dude To 'Shut The Funk Up
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Both her and Mel Gibson live in Malibu, which might explain Mel's opinion of Jews. Streisand has doen more to promote anti-semitism than Julius Streicher .






That is one of the foulest pictures I have ever seen.
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#196360 - 10/12/06 02:31 PM Re: Streisand Tell Some Dude To 'Shut The Funk Up
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I'm chillin' on the street with Birkenstock on my feet.

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#196361 - 10/12/06 06:28 PM Re: Streisand Tell Some Dude To 'Shut The Funk Up
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not sure if this belongs in the titties thread or not...


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#196362 - 10/12/06 06:29 PM Re: Streisand Tell Some Dude To 'Shut The Funk Up
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my fscking eyes!


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#196363 - 10/13/06 04:13 AM Re: Streisand Tell Some Dude To 'Shut The Funk Up
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Elaborator and Gunker both have this very same sign.





i don't know about all that...maybe a handjob tho if Cheney gets impeached too! But then that will leave Child Eater Denny â„¢ in charge and young teen boys across the country will be in peril!
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#196364 - 10/13/06 11:07 AM Re: Streisand Tell Some Dude To 'Shut The Funk Up
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Big nose doesn't like Bush
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#196365 - 10/16/06 08:27 AM Re: Streisand Tell Some Dude To 'Shut The Funk Up
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Big nose doesn't like Bush




So whats your point,nobody likes Bush.
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#196366 - 10/16/06 10:19 AM Re: Streisand Tell Some Dude To 'Shut The Funk Up
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Quote:

Big nose doesn't like Bush




So whats your point,nobody likes Bush.





I assume you like Dick then
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#196367 - 07/19/07 01:30 AM Re: Streisand Tell Some Dude To 'Shut The Funk Up
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Registered: 08/05/05
Posts: 2116
Loc: Faber College
From imdb.com

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Streisand Shocks Staff With Diva Demands

Barbra Streisand has shocked hotel staff in a top London hotel by issuing a long list of demands during her stay in the British capital. The diva is staying in a $12,000-a-night suite in the city's Dorchester Hotel, and has reportedly issued employees with strict rules - including a demand not to look the singer in the eye. A source tells London's Evening Standard, "We were given a list of requirements that had to be met. Her manager said she needed certain things to make her feel like she was at home. She is using her own security team and will hardly set foot in the main areas of the hotel. It is easy to enter and exit the hotel from her suite without ever being seen." A source from the Dorchester Hotel adds, "We are used to famous people here, but Miss Streisand is almost on a different level. Johnny Depp was here a few weeks ago, but was very low key. He just sat with friends in the bar. He was drinking a $1,200 bottle of wine, but he did not expect any special treatment. But we are expecting everything to be different for her." Streisand begins a series of live dates at The O2 in London on Wednesday




Babs needs to be pistol whipped. Come one Mr. Brolin, you know how to do it.
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