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#196323 - 10/11/06 08:56 AM Accidently on Purpose Anal Scene
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Before we start I saw a similar thread on another board so although not a monkey original I felt it had to be shared and discussed here at the cage. Ive added a link to a scene where a guy accidently on purpose slys his cock into an unsuspecting asshole followed by a reaction that im torn between describing as funny or horrifying. Please watch clip 9 (far bottom left of the page) with the volume and let me know which of the two you think it is. Im leaning towards the latter because he pushes forward the second time.

Dick going in hole it wasn't contracted for CLIP (number 9)



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#196324 - 10/11/06 09:02 AM Re: Accidently on Purpose Anal Scene
Jeff Steward Offline
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Registered: 04/14/03
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Funny.It went in like a hot knife thru butter.
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#196325 - 10/11/06 09:02 AM Re: Accidently on Purpose Anal Scene
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
Just another occupational hazard- like a Mexican gardener getting stung by wasps.

What's the dealio with the new sig, boss?

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#196326 - 10/11/06 09:09 AM Re: Accidently on Purpose Anal Scene
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
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Funny.It went in like a hot knife thru butter.




Yes thats why im so on the fence as to which way I should vote, the fact it slide in so easy proves she might have done anal a time or two in her past, making it a little less devastating.

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What's the dealio with the new sig, boss?





Im a big fan of my old taryn thomas one but jrv posting that he has to have his mother look after him while he recovers from his fat surgery to staple up his gut minion style is too good not to use, btw jrv jerks off in his mother hair while she sleeps, but don't tell her because he doesn't. ( he posted it in the super secret mod forum )
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#196327 - 10/11/06 11:26 AM Re: Accidently on Purpose Anal Scene
have2cit Offline
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Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
I believe this is what Erik Everhard calls "accidental anal". She said no, he heard yes. It's just like herpes, it could happen to anyone.

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#196328 - 10/11/06 01:23 PM Re: Accidently on Purpose Anal Scene
NitneLiun Offline
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Registered: 07/09/06
Posts: 2362
Loc: St. Louis
No blood, no foul. She seems to have shaken it off rather quickly, as she took a facial with glee.
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#196329 - 10/11/06 01:43 PM Re: Accidently on Purpose Anal Scene
MoronBoy Offline
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Registered: 07/30/06
Posts: 1712
Loc: at the end of the longest line
I went with funny because:

a) It seemed to slide in way too easily, as mentioned before.
b) The scream sounded more like a "I getting hacked up by Jason/Freddy/Chucky/Leatherface, Oh dear God help me!!!" scream than a "I'm in legitimate pain" scream.
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#196330 - 10/11/06 05:07 PM Re: Accidently on Purpose Anal Scene
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Registered: 05/29/06
Posts: 364
Loc: Promoting black on black viole...
I choose option 3 : strokeworthy

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#196331 - 10/11/06 05:29 PM Re: Accidently on Purpose Anal Scene
zenman Offline
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Registered: 08/26/03
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Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
19 funny, 3 horrifying. I love this board.
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#196332 - 10/11/06 09:16 PM Re: Accidently on Purpose Anal Scene
lance69 Offline
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Registered: 02/18/05
Posts: 1138
Loc: British Colombia
I just about got smacked for just watching that clip... of course I was laughing hysterically at the time.
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#196333 - 10/12/06 11:12 AM Re: Accidently on Purpose Anal Scene
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Registered: 07/23/04
Posts: 931
Loc: United States
The whore seemed unphased at the end while taking a shot in the face....she was pretty hot too...she gets My thumbs up
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#196334 - 10/12/06 11:16 AM Re: Accidently on Purpose Anal Scene
jamesn Offline
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garfield, you want "unfazed" unless you're talking about genotypes and shit. great first try at using grownup words though, i commend you.
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#196335 - 10/12/06 03:19 PM Re: Accidently on Purpose Anal Scene
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Registered: 11/14/04
Posts: 1460
Loc: Down there
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The whore seemed unphased at the end while taking a shot in the face....she was pretty hot too...she gets My thumbs up




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garfield, you want "unfazed" unless you're talking about genotypes and shit. great first try at using grownup words though, i commend you.




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#196336 - 10/12/06 08:54 PM Re: Accidently on Purpose Anal Scene
Smelly Monkey Offline
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The whore seemed unphased at the end while taking a shot in the face....she was pretty hot too...she gets My thumbs up




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garfield, you want "unfazed" unless you're talking about genotypes and shit. great first try at using grownup words though, i commend you.










you guys are mean, John is kewl.
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#196337 - 10/12/06 10:27 PM Re: Accidently on Purpose Anal Scene
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Registered: 07/23/04
Posts: 931
Loc: United States
Well, We all know biff's only claim to fame on this board is his attempts at bashing Me...besides that he is very one demensional & boring...as for jamesn...here's a 1st(I like You & all but)
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#196338 - 10/12/06 10:58 PM Re: Accidently on Purpose Anal Scene
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
This Garfield 2.0 sucks balls. I want Garfield Beta back now.

Come back John.

Has taking all that man-seed deep inside changed you permanently?

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#196339 - 10/12/06 11:02 PM Re: Accidently on Purpose Anal Scene
John Floofin Offline
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Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 3499
Loc: The Dirty: 480
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Has taking all that man-seed deep inside changed you permanently?




I heard he's been chugging schwarzewurst with mypornreviews' ex.

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#196340 - 10/12/06 11:22 PM Re: Accidently on Purpose Anal Scene
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Registered: 11/14/04
Posts: 1460
Loc: Down there
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Well, We all know biff's only claim to fame on this board is his attempts at bashing Me...besides that he is very one demensional & boring...as for jamesn...here's a 1st(I like You & all but)




Keep trying my favorite roidhead. BTW, it's "dimensional." You're welcome.
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#196341 - 10/13/06 09:07 AM Re: Accidently on Purpose Anal Scene
El Kabong Offline
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Registered: 05/29/04
Posts: 764
Loc: Tralfamadore
That clip is just too funny. I bet it was 100% intentional.
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#196342 - 10/13/06 09:46 AM Re: Accidently on Purpose Anal Scene
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
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Garfield needs to man up, he used to defend himself nows he is like the cage bitch and we all know that only one person can fill that role at a time and currently da burg has the honor of wearing that dress, unless he killed himself in which case, i hope you like floral patterns john.
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#196343 - 10/14/06 04:11 PM Re: Accidently on Purpose Anal Scene
GARFIELD Offline
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Registered: 07/23/04
Posts: 931
Loc: United States
Fuck all You faggots...biff(please get original)..bornyo(say something positive for a change) & Monkey(don't be gay)..peace
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#196344 - 10/14/06 10:18 PM Re: Accidently on Purpose Anal Scene
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
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Fuck all You faggots...biff(please get original)..bornyo(say something positive for a change) & Monkey(don't be gay)..peace





Sexier then ever, I don't care if the picture is right and you do have herpes, id still fuck you.
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#196345 - 10/15/06 12:10 AM Re: Accidently on Purpose Anal Scene
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Registered: 09/22/05
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