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#196270 - 10/10/06 06:02 PM I got inside the magic kingdom this weekend!
damaged AC Cream Wannabe Registered: 04/14/06 Posts: 582	And while Hef did not make an appearance, it was strangely entertaining all the same. The place is like some poorly maintained time capsule of 70's swinger decadence (which I guess is what it really is). While there are some cool things, ie. the grotto, the setting, lots of secluded paths to fuck on, it has some pretty run down nastiness also. The best example of which is the game house, an outbuilding furnished with green plaid carpet, video games from the eighties (donkey kong, pacman, defender), a pool table and of course several editions of the Playboy pinball games. But it also houses the two best sites of the whole campus-the orgy room and the adjacent bathroom. The orgy pit may once have been appealing, even swanky, but has now become a stained cum-rag of a spot. The carpet is worn, the knee high wrap-around upholstery has the stuffing spilling out in several places and there is still a top loading VCR from the early 70's behind a wall panel. But the best local in the place is right next door-the small, marble countered bathroom right behind one of the mirrored walls. I swear we'd all O.D. (even Fayner) if we had a chance at all the blow that's been spilled off that thing. There's even a tiny shower for post or pre fuck cleansing. ah, the glory days are gone but H.M.H. has decided to leave everything as it was the last time he dumped a load without parmacutical assistance. Just thought I'd share my impressions of one special place in the catalog of American smut. _________________________ Ashley Blue is like Debi Diamond. Not much too look at, but one helluva fuck.
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#196271 - 10/10/06 07:16 PM Re: I got inside the magic kingdom this weekend!
Bornyo Porn Jesus Registered: 09/23/04 Posts: 10321	Hey Damaged were you there for a party or something else? Didja get any pictures you can post? I'm curious.
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#196272 - 10/10/06 07:47 PM Re: I got inside the magic kingdom this weekend!
damaged AC Cream Wannabe Registered: 04/14/06 Posts: 582	It was a fund raiser for some recently created charity of a friend of a friend. I'll post a few, but my ugly ass in most of 'em. _________________________ Ashley Blue is like Debi Diamond. Not much too look at, but one helluva fuck.
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#196273 - 10/10/06 08:13 PM Re: I got inside the magic kingdom this weekend!
HRhotrod ADT regular Registered: 10/05/05 Posts: 3	Damage, great Hef insight. I can't tell what time period this picture of Hef is from. He looks a little out of it to me. By the way, please excuse my going off topic, but if you can ID the lady on the left (Hef's right), I'll certainly appreciate it. HR Attachments 187115-50a.jpg (137 downloads)
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#196274 - 10/10/06 08:18 PM Re: I got inside the magic kingdom this weekend!
damaged AC Cream Wannabe Registered: 04/14/06 Posts: 582	Quote: Damage, great Hef insight. I can't tell what time period this picture of Hef is from. He looks a little out of it to me. By the way, please excuse my going off topic, but if you can ID the lady on the left (Hef's right), I'll certainly appreciate it. HR A super busted version of Pia Zadora?!?! _________________________ Ashley Blue is like Debi Diamond. Not much too look at, but one helluva fuck.
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#196275 - 10/10/06 08:23 PM Re: I got inside the magic kingdom this weekend!
damaged AC Cream Wannabe Registered: 04/14/06 Posts: 582	Here's my best attempt at photo work. (Holly, do you give private lessons?;) Attachments 187117-painted chicks.jpg (157 downloads) _________________________ Ashley Blue is like Debi Diamond. Not much too look at, but one helluva fuck.
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#196276 - 10/10/06 08:26 PM Re: I got inside the magic kingdom this weekend!
damaged AC Cream Wannabe Registered: 04/14/06 Posts: 582	house Attachments 187119-a very pimp pad.jpg (142 downloads) _________________________ Ashley Blue is like Debi Diamond. Not much too look at, but one helluva fuck.
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#196277 - 10/10/06 08:27 PM Re: I got inside the magic kingdom this weekend!
damaged AC Cream Wannabe Registered: 04/14/06 Posts: 582	grotto Attachments 187121-inside the grotto.jpg (140 downloads) _________________________ Ashley Blue is like Debi Diamond. Not much too look at, but one helluva fuck.
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#196278 - 10/10/06 08:28 PM Re: I got inside the magic kingdom this weekend!
Willie D Porn Jesus Registered: 09/20/05 Posts: 9184	Hef doesn't own the Mansion, his daughter's company does. About 2 years ago they mortgaged it plus all of PLA's other business assets for a $50MM loan from Bank of America and LaSalle Bank in Chicago. Every year, you the PLA shareholder, fork over an ungodly sum of money so independent auditors can come in and determine the company-paid costs and the Hef-paid costs of that abode, and to determine a market value for renting that property. With PLA laying off employees left and right and earnings in the toilet, don't expect any renovations in the Mansion, unless Hef has a secret video of his dog dry-humping one of these blonde interloping whores on "The Girls Next Door."
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#196279 - 10/10/06 08:31 PM Re: I got inside the magic kingdom this weekend!
damaged AC Cream Wannabe Registered: 04/14/06 Posts: 582	Where I long to be Attachments 187123-orgy pit with chicks.jpg (125 downloads) _________________________ Ashley Blue is like Debi Diamond. Not much too look at, but one helluva fuck.
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#196280 - 10/10/06 08:34 PM Re: I got inside the magic kingdom this weekend!
damaged AC Cream Wannabe Registered: 04/14/06 Posts: 582	Quote: Hef doesn't own the Mansion, his daughter's company does. About 2 years ago they mortgaged it plus all of PLA's other business assets for a $50MM loan from Bank of America and LaSalle Bank in Chicago. Every year, you the PLA shareholder, fork over an ungodly sum of money so independent auditors can come in and determine the company-paid costs and the Hef-paid costs of that abode, and to determine a market value for renting that property. With PLA laying off employees left and right and earnings in the toilet, don't expect any renovations in the Mansion, unless Hef has a secret video of his dog dry-humping one of these blonde interloping whores on "The Girls Next Door." Someone else told me it was in a trust and could not be sold-sounds like I got a line of bullshit. Too bad, it's a one of a kind place with some real "fucking" history. _________________________ Ashley Blue is like Debi Diamond. Not much too look at, but one helluva fuck.
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#196281 - 10/10/06 08:37 PM Re: I got inside the magic kingdom this weekend!
k1ng Porn Jesus Registered: 03/22/06 Posts: 6557 Loc: 2004 - the glory days	The Chlorine to H2O ratio has to be damn near 10 to 1 in the grotto pool ensuring all "impurities" are taken care of. (btw thanks for the pics damaged, cool stuff) _________________________ "You are the worst poster in xpt yet I can't stop talking about you" - smelly monkey
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#196282 - 10/10/06 09:27 PM Re: I got inside the magic kingdom this weekend!
jojo Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 04/06/06 Posts: 250 Loc: traveling side show	i always get a kick out of people who make a big deal about going to the pb mansion for a party. anyone with $20k can rent it out. big difference bettween a playboy party and a party at the mansion _________________________ still fuckin' yo couch!
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#196283 - 10/10/06 09:33 PM Re: I got inside the magic kingdom this weekend!
damaged AC Cream Wannabe Registered: 04/14/06 Posts: 582	Quote: i always get a kick out of people who make a big deal about going to the pb mansion for a party. anyone with $20k can rent it out. big difference bettween a playboy party and a party at the mansion I didn't make a big deal, like I had any pull with the owner. I just thought it was a cool place to see and was glad and humbled to be able to get in the door. I don't have any illusions that I was invited to a private party with hef and the usual celebs-it's just cool spot that has a lot of history. But thanks for making it clear that you think I'm not "in" enough to understand the difference between being on the grounds and spending a Sunday eve watching flicks and eating popcorn. _________________________ Ashley Blue is like Debi Diamond. Not much too look at, but one helluva fuck.
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#196284 - 10/10/06 09:46 PM Re: I got inside the magic kingdom this weekend!
GUAPO Pervert Registered: 04/21/04 Posts: 2204	Quote: The Chlorine to H2O ratio has to be damn near 10 to 1 in the grotto pool ensuring all "impurities" are taken care of. (btw thanks for the pics damaged, cool stuff) a nigga in love with king picture.
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#196285 - 10/10/06 11:33 PM Re: I got inside the magic kingdom this weekend!
sexycity Bukkake Boy Registered: 06/30/04 Posts: 691	Quote: Damage, great Hef insight. I can't tell what time period this picture of Hef is from. He looks a little out of it to me. By the way, please excuse my going off topic, but if you can ID the lady on the left (Hef's right), I'll certainly appreciate it. HR The chick on the left is one of his girlfriends at the time. The girl on the right is Christi Shake, who was also a girlfriend. That is an old picture, because both of those girls have been out of Hef's pussy posse for a couple of years. _________________________ Amor est vitae essentia
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#196286 - 10/10/06 11:43 PM Re: I got inside the magic kingdom this weekend!
Cum Stains Gay For Pay Registered: 01/26/06 Posts: 1058 Loc: Keen for Peen	Quote: The Chlorine to H2O ratio has to be damn near 10 to 1 in the grotto pool ensuring all "impurities" are taken care of. (btw thanks for the pics damaged, cool stuff) Wasn't Skeeter Kerkove a poolboy before? That pool looks so gross. I lost 400 t cells just looking at it. _________________________ Even though Brian Pumper sometimes tries to act like he is hardcore thug-rapper, I can tell that underneath he is a considerate, respectful guy. -tritone
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#196287 - 10/10/06 11:45 PM Re: I got inside the magic kingdom this weekend!
Eddie Normous Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer Registered: 12/09/05 Posts: 1291	Quote: "The Girls Next Door." the most vacuous show on tv, watching 5 minutes of that program robbed me of my innocence more than the buck angel thread.
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#196288 - 10/11/06 08:39 PM Re: I got inside the magic kingdom this weekend!
HRhotrod ADT regular Registered: 10/05/05 Posts: 3	Can anyone please help with more speculation as to who the blonde on the left (Hef's right) is? Thanks Much! HR
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