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#196033 - 12/19/06 09:38 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/04/06
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You've officially seen too many naked chicks when you look at Audrey Bitoni and all you see is her man hands.
Of course, having seen way too many naked women is not a bad problem to have.
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#196041 - 12/22/06 10:08 AM
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#196042 - 12/22/06 07:31 PM
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#196044 - 12/22/06 08:06 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
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Yeah, but Jill Kelly at least has a nice looking snatch.
I can count the number of times on one hand I've actually seen this wanna-be harlot fully nude, or at least appearing to play with herself, and not some gay poses.
But hey, she fucked Christian, that says it all, right? Maybe the forearms have a story to tell...
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Kind of looks like she got the jill kelly treatment at the plastic surgeons office.
BTW, Jeff, what happened to Ms.Kelly since her company imploded and her husband returned to his homosexual roots.
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#196045 - 12/23/06 04:35 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
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you can stick tits and makeup on ryan knox or longshot and they'll exude less testosterone than jill and audrey. porn's just fucking weird.
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#196046 - 12/23/06 05:16 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
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Yeah, but Knox will look more like Janine with his sleeve tattoos & such. Does he still have the "I'm in a rock band" long hair, too? He won't even need a wig. Quote:
you can stick tits and makeup on ryan knox or longshot and they'll exude less testosterone than jill and audrey. porn's just fucking weird.
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#196047 - 12/23/06 09:41 AM
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Registered: 12/28/05
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The girl has got an amazingly beautiful face and a kicking body-- no she doesn't have the best boob job in the world but that's an easy thing to fix. Thankfully it's only that-- everything else about her is pretty much perfect. BTW, she's a really sweet girl and a pleasure to work with.
I totally agree, she is stunning naturally beautiful (expect for the botched boob job, which can be fixed, a close friend should tell her to take care of it ASAP!.) She is very beautiful, and her body is incredible beyond words....Anyone that says anything else negative about her is just picking on her and jealous they will NEVER have a woman so beautiful during thier lifetime. She it truly amaazing.  
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#196048 - 12/23/06 11:49 AM
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Porn Jesus
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Given the chance, I don't think any of us would throw her out of bed, but she falls under the "third eye" category of oddities with those fucked up tits. Natural beauty, huh? Are we missing something? When did you see her in the waking hours of the morning? Makeup does wonders dude. I wouldn't be surprised if see has her own MAC truck parked outside. Quote:
I totally agree, she is stunning naturally beautiful (expect for the botched boob job, which can be fixed, a close friend should tell her to take care of it ASAP!.) She is very beautiful, and her body is incredible beyond words....Anyone that says anything else negative about her is just picking on her and jealous they will NEVER have a woman so beautiful during thier lifetime. She it truly amaazing.
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#196050 - 12/23/06 12:40 PM
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Registered: 08/25/06
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Her breasts look nutty. You would think she could kind of straighten them up by pressing and squeezing a bit.
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#196053 - 01/08/07 06:51 PM
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Registered: 12/09/05
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good grief.
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#196054 - 01/08/07 06:54 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/06
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It's like he has a chimpanzee swinging on his arm as he's trying to steady for the shot.
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#196057 - 01/08/07 07:59 PM
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Registered: 04/14/06
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I have NO fashion sense and EVEN I know that is hideous!!! It's so fucking sad .... 
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#196058 - 01/08/07 08:05 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/04/06
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As hideous as that outfit is, and as bad as her makeup is, she still looks hot in the full length shot.
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#196063 - 01/09/07 01:42 PM
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I feel the same way about her as I did about Keri Sable. Meh.
So do I - I feel like I want to jerk my dick until nothing but dust comes out.
+1 on that, I thought Keri Sable was the ultimate fuck-bot. I also found her lack of visible tattoos quite appealing.
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#196065 - 07/10/08 07:07 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
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Adult "Industry"??....<porn> Star "Factory"? Since when did the industrial revolution transform people fucking and swallowing splooge for others to observe, vicariously participate by whacking off and laughing their asses off during a good buzz? Porn has been around since the dawn of time, when the first caveman drew a picture of what he wanted from his mate because the word "Cumfart" hadnt been invented yet...
At the same time, Maybe the "factory" could go into business producing and distrubuting implants, eventually expanding to just building its own whores, thus achieving Economies of Scale.
I wonder if Alexander's teepee was foreclosed upon and his pony repossessed?
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#196070 - 07/11/08 03:47 PM
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Registered: 10/21/05
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If you had called your "business" Monstar's Whore Emporium-- Leveraging your Vaginal Earning Potential Since 2006 I'd be wheeling around the country with a goddamn bilboard in tow on three little red wagons promoting it.
Ooh...who's gonna be first to release a series called 'Empwhorium' then? 
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#196071 - 02/22/09 02:13 PM
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Shes still around, and her tits are destroyed. Looking at the rest of her it looks like shes stayed clear of the hard drugs, good for her. http://www.ladirectmodels.com/view.php?img=3&id=44&gender=female(couldn't work out how to get the picture here, if anyone cares please doooo)
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#196072 - 02/22/09 03:16 PM
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#196073 - 02/22/09 03:52 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/30/08
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Jesus. They can't put make-up on those scars or some shit? Women: Stop getting things shoved under your tits....
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#196074 - 02/22/09 05:39 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/07
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I wonder what Monster's spin is on this?
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#196075 - 02/22/09 08:20 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/07
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You could scar fuck those.
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#196077 - 02/25/09 06:15 PM
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