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#195981 - 10/09/06 05:43 PM The Audrey Bitoni Evolution Thread
Smelly Monkey Offline
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In honor of the late crissy moran (I assume that name died when her porn career did) Ive started a thread on the newest crissy moran (although in my mind a much hotter version), the new talent who enters porn with strict rules telling anyone that will listen that she will never fuck a guy on film only to do so later on down the track. Well I decided to document the early stages leading upto that moment. So here we have one Audrey Bitoni, new la direct model glamour girl, she already has a few devout followers of all that shes offering (at this point not much ) BUTTTTT she has already added the act of B/G stills, which is a big step up from her opening solo and g/g only, so we will follow her indecent acts resume as it continues to grow

I licky and spready when camera is rolling , now for a little more i'll pretend sucking while camera flashy.


XPT's Monkey Cage, the only place to follow the evolution of my smut career, one day i'll take cum on my face and you'll read it first here


You know you've made it when an native american porn gossip monger has you on speed dial and an irish man in a chair is offering you free pills, I just wish my father was still alive to see it.


Cynics have faith, remember people thought it would be impossible for janine to do b/g and boom, shes fucking black men on film, stay the course i will take dick, i promise.
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#195982 - 10/09/06 05:48 PM Re: The Audrey Bitoni Evolution Thread
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#195983 - 10/09/06 05:48 PM Re: The Audrey Bitoni Evolution Thread
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Post of the year! They don't call it the "Monkey" cage for nothing.
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#195984 - 10/09/06 06:06 PM Re: The Audrey Bitoni Evolution Thread
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When I acquire her first harcore pornography I will take a day off of work for a vigorous focused stroke session.


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#195985 - 10/09/06 06:48 PM Re: The Audrey Bitoni Evolution Thread
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#195986 - 10/09/06 06:49 PM Re: The Audrey Bitoni Evolution Thread
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She is really beautiful.

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#195987 - 10/09/06 06:49 PM Re: The Audrey Bitoni Evolution Thread
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Also, are you setting any lines(like Vegas) on when she gets a face full of Peter North?
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#195988 - 10/09/06 07:22 PM Re: The Audrey Bitoni Evolution Thread
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We shot her solo last week and are shooting her in b/g twice next week. She's incredibly hot.
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#195989 - 10/09/06 07:30 PM Re: The Audrey Bitoni Evolution Thread
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Tit shot for those with inquiring minds.



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#195990 - 10/09/06 07:39 PM Re: The Audrey Bitoni Evolution Thread
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I love the Come Hither eyes.
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#195991 - 10/09/06 08:06 PM Re: The Audrey Bitoni Evolution Thread
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FUCKINGINCREDIBLE
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#195992 - 10/09/06 09:44 PM Re: The Audrey Bitoni Evolution Thread
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Is there one of these where the banana jerks so forcefully that blood comes out?
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#195993 - 10/09/06 09:59 PM Re: The Audrey Bitoni Evolution Thread
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Tit shot for those with inquiring minds.






With that head, the bolt-ons and the Kate Moss hips, she looks like three whores badly Photoshopped together.
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#195994 - 10/09/06 10:12 PM Re: The Audrey Bitoni Evolution Thread
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Bravo, encore! I read it here so it must be true.

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#195995 - 10/09/06 10:30 PM Re: The Audrey Bitoni Evolution Thread
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actually monkey...she has done a couple BG scenes already...for Digital Playgound, Zero Tolerance, and Naughty America
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#195996 - 10/10/06 01:43 AM Re: The Audrey Bitoni Evolution Thread
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Post of the year! They don't call it the "Monkey" cage for nothing.




Thank you sir, ive never been good at handling compliments, guess it stems back to when i was little and my dad's drinking buddies used to lust after me and compliment me in a creepy way which made me feel uncomfortable

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She is really beautiful.





Its so disappointing that you don't like dick

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Also, are you setting any lines(like Vegas) on when she gets a face full of Peter North?




No, because baring death or rock star marriage every porno chick will take dick, every single one, there have been a few close calls ( janine and felicia) but when it was all said and done they had their dicks on film (even if it was 10 years too late for both, but looked 20 years for felcia who was nothing special at any stage).

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We shot her solo last week and are shooting her in b/g twice next week. She's incredibly hot.





Is she as smart as she looks?. When you shoot them can you throw the cage a bone by posting a pic of her fake sucking a dick please?.

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With that head, the bolt-ons and the Kate Moss hips, she looks like three whores badly Photoshopped together.





It does look strange doesn't it

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Bravo, encore! I read it here so it must be true.




We check the source, check the facts, re check the source, have the source recheck the facts, wait a day, and then post.

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actually monkey...she has done a couple BG scenes already...for Digital Playgound, Zero Tolerance, and Naughty America





Not under the name audrey bitoni she hasn't, do you have a link to any of these scenes or another name or even a movie title?, I don't want to damage the trusted name of the monkey cage with inaccurate information.
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#195997 - 10/10/06 02:03 AM Re: The Audrey Bitoni Evolution Thread
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Big fake tits, disinterested look, skinny thighs - I don't see the appeal. But maybe Holly can do something with her.


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#195998 - 10/10/06 06:38 AM Re: The Audrey Bitoni Evolution Thread
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damn monkey, her pics have only been up on LA Direct's site for less than a month now! the scene i did with her was her www.mysistershotfriend.com but i am not sure if its up yet. and i cant speak for the other companies, but i know her first boy/girl was with Scott Nails for Digital and her second was with James Dean for Zero Tolerance. and these three scenes were 3 weeks ago, so i am sure she has done more.

i would guess the b/g stills only is there on her profile in order for them to control who she works for and with. you know?
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#195999 - 10/10/06 08:15 AM Re: The Audrey Bitoni Evolution Thread
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She's already addicted to plastic surgery. What are the odds on a full blown meth addiction within 3 months?

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#196000 - 10/10/06 04:56 PM Re: The Audrey Bitoni Evolution Thread
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Franken-titties! Is there a version of "butterface" for a hot girl with horrible tits?
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#196001 - 10/10/06 05:05 PM Re: The Audrey Bitoni Evolution Thread
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Franken-titties! Is there a version of "butterface" for a hot girl with horrible tits?




buttertits? butterbolt-ons?

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#196002 - 10/10/06 06:12 PM Re: The Audrey Bitoni Evolution Thread
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Its so disappointing that you don't like dick




I'm grateful she doesn't, it cuts down the odds of her genectice material being carried to another generation. God willing, this branch of the ugly tree will come to a screeching halt.

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( janine and felicia) but when it was all said and done they had their dicks on film (even if it was 10 years too late for both, but looked 20 years for felcia who was nothing special at any stage).



When did felecia start taking dick? I must've missed that one(I knew about that one film w/her boyfriend).

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New sig time.
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#196003 - 10/10/06 09:19 PM Re: The Audrey Bitoni Evolution Thread
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She looks a bit like Mila Kunis




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#196004 - 10/10/06 10:34 PM Re: The Audrey Bitoni Evolution Thread
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I'm going to buy her a watch.


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#196005 - 10/10/06 11:28 PM Re: The Audrey Bitoni Evolution Thread
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the girl is hot; she needs to get out whilst she still can, go home, take the implants out, and either go to school or marry a doctor.

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#196006 - 10/11/06 12:46 AM Re: The Audrey Bitoni Evolution Thread
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damn monkey, her pics have only been up on LA Direct's site for less than a month now! the scene i did with her was her www.mysistershotfriend.com but i am not sure if its up yet. and i cant speak for the other companies, but i know her first boy/girl was with Scott Nails for Digital and her second was with James Dean for Zero Tolerance. and these three scenes were 3 weeks ago, so i am sure she has done more.

i would guess the b/g stills only is there on her profile in order for them to control who she works for and with. you know?




I guess so but you never see mr hay send his girls out to max hardcore or meathole shoots and if he did hed be sure to let the girls know what they are getting into upfront, so its strange for him to list as b/g stills only. I guess this thread is still valid until people other then the editors see the stuff, game on.

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Its so disappointing that you don't like dick



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I'm grateful she doesn't, it cuts down the odds of her genectice material being carried to another generation. God willing, this branch of the ugly tree will come to a screeching halt.





Shes a unique beauty like anjelica huston, they both have that ugly sexy quality about them, and her hands look like they'd feel like warm marshmallows.

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When did felecia start taking dick? I must've missed that one(I knew about that one film w/her boyfriend).




towards the end of last year she was back with some agency listed as doing b/g but she might of been fishing for a contract

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She looks a bit like Mila Kunis




Found out today its her step sister. (same mother)


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I'm going to buy her a watch




welcome back sir, gypsy has missed you

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the girl is hot; she needs to get out whilst she still can, go home, take the implants out, and either go to school or marry a doctor.




shes dating frankie muniz



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#196007 - 10/11/06 08:58 AM Re: The Audrey Bitoni Evolution Thread
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Damn is she ugly.Im sure if look on the back of her neck you will find a "Made In Brazil" logo.


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#196008 - 10/11/06 12:32 PM Re: The Audrey Bitoni Evolution Thread
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#196009 - 10/11/06 12:41 PM Re: The Audrey Bitoni Evolution Thread
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Damn is she ugly.Im sure if look on the back of her neck you will find a "Made In Brazil" logo.





Whoa, whoa, whoa. Another bad tit-job, no doubt. But are you actually trying to tell us that the rest of her body and face are unattractive? Really? I mean, you do realize you gave THIS...



... a contract, don't you? King Jeff, come on, really think about what you're saying.
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#196010 - 10/11/06 02:26 PM Re: The Audrey Bitoni Evolution Thread
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#196011 - 10/11/06 04:31 PM Re: The Audrey Bitoni Evolution Thread
Maldini Offline
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I don't get the "bad boob job" stuff, they look fine to me

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#196012 - 10/11/06 09:45 PM Re: The Audrey Bitoni Evolution Thread
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Quote:

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Damn is she ugly.Im sure if look on the back of her neck you will find a "Made In Brazil" logo.





Whoa, whoa, whoa. Another bad tit-job, no doubt. But are you actually trying to tell us that the rest of her body and face are unattractive? Really? I mean, you do realize you gave THIS...



... a contract, don't you? King Jeff, come on, really think about what you're saying.





Hey guys, take it easy on old Ori there!
First, that may be the worst pic of her ever, and second, the years have revealed a slipping away of her youthful innocence-something we all will face. Take a look at the pics she just posted on her blog-she is cute and at least all her body parts came stock.
Besides, nobody, but absolutely nobody gives a better sloppy blowjob.
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#196013 - 10/12/06 08:57 AM Re: The Audrey Bitoni Evolution Thread
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Quote:

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Damn is she ugly.Im sure if look on the back of her neck you will find a "Made In Brazil" logo.





Whoa, whoa, whoa. Another bad tit-job, no doubt. But are you actually trying to tell us that the rest of her body and face are unattractive? Really? I mean, you do realize you gave THIS...



... a contract, don't you? King Jeff, come on, really think about what you're saying.




Say what you want dude but I stand by what I said.The whore looks like one of Smartts $2.00 ladyboys and if you get off on that kind thing,more power to you.Im sure you would find her even more stroke worthy with full sleeve tattoos and a 9 inch cock between its legs.Nothing wrong with that its just not my thing.
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#196014 - 10/12/06 12:45 PM Re: The Audrey Bitoni Evolution Thread
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Quote:

Quote:


Damn is she ugly.Im sure if look on the back of her neck you will find a "Made In Brazil" logo.





Whoa, whoa, whoa. Another bad tit-job, no doubt. But are you actually trying to tell us that the rest of her body and face are unattractive? Really? I mean, you do realize you gave THIS...



... a contract, don't you? King Jeff, come on, really think about what you're saying.




Im sure Mark Foley would agree with you but I dont. Ashley is a hottie.

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#196015 - 10/15/06 06:08 PM Re: The Audrey Bitoni Evolution Thread
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Whore Ahoy!!! Hardcord Scenes up at Naughty America's American Dreams.


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Edited by Brooklaw (10/15/06 06:10 PM)
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#196016 - 10/15/06 06:21 PM Re: The Audrey Bitoni Evolution Thread
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Looks like she's already filling out - I'll miss those spindly legs
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#196017 - 10/16/06 05:08 AM Re: The Audrey Bitoni Evolution Thread
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Great, shes going to be working with talent like Eric 'two drop' masterson.

image broke, heres the link to the set, please copy and paste rather then clicking directly as it might take you somewhere you don't want to go trying to sell you beach towels at 40% retail price and diseasing up your computer like lara roxx.

http://www.nastysins.com/hardcore/naughtyvip/bellydancer/index1.html

Nigga Please


Edited by smelly monkey (10/16/06 05:32 AM)
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#196018 - 10/16/06 12:06 PM Re: The Audrey Bitoni Evolution Thread
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She looks fantastic & now nonbreakable being the fact that she has filled in a lil
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#196019 - 10/16/06 04:34 PM Re: The Audrey Bitoni Evolution Thread
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That's it Johnnyboy. Keep up with the gay denials. You're not very good at hiding the fact you like cock. Just look at my avatar. 'nuff said.
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#196020 - 10/16/06 08:43 PM Re: The Audrey Bitoni Evolution Thread
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#196021 - 11/30/06 06:18 PM Re: The Audrey Bitoni Evolution Thread
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still the fakest titties out west:



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#196022 - 11/30/06 06:19 PM Re: The Audrey Bitoni Evolution Thread
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xpt's own christian makes an appearance:



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Edited by Eddie Normous (11/30/06 06:20 PM)

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#196023 - 11/30/06 06:20 PM Re: The Audrey Bitoni Evolution Thread
k1ng Offline
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abomination
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#196024 - 11/30/06 07:34 PM Re: The Audrey Bitoni Evolution Thread
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xpt's own christian makes an appearance:






The fact that you can name the male talent by cock alone frightens me.
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#196025 - 11/30/06 08:29 PM Re: The Audrey Bitoni Evolution Thread
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Those tits are appalling
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#196026 - 11/30/06 08:59 PM Re: The Audrey Bitoni Evolution Thread
Eddie Normous Offline
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Quote:

Quote:

xpt's own christian makes an appearance:






The fact that you can name the male talent by cock alone frightens me.




it was stated where i got the pic:
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Audrey Bitoni is pissed that Christian is overstaying his welcome at the house she shares with his sister, but she knows how he can make it up to her: give me an orgasm every day for a month, and then get the fuck out.



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#196027 - 12/18/06 12:15 PM Re: The Audrey Bitoni Evolution Thread
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I still think she's fucking hot, but I'm pretty sure those nipples are supposed to point in the same directions.

It's like one of them has been magnetized!

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#196028 - 12/18/06 12:32 PM Re: The Audrey Bitoni Evolution Thread
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I still think she's fucking hot, but I'm pretty sure those nipples are supposed to point in the same directions.

It's like one of them has been magnetized!





It's the Cookie Monster Effect:


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#196029 - 12/18/06 04:44 PM Re: The Audrey Bitoni Evolution Thread
Eddie Normous Offline
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Quote:

Quote:

I still think she's fucking hot, but I'm pretty sure those nipples are supposed to point in the same directions.

It's like one of them has been magnetized!





It's the Cookie Monster Effect:






genius

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#196030 - 12/19/06 12:03 AM Re: The Audrey Bitoni Evolution Thread
Holly Randall Offline
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The girl has got an amazingly beautiful face and a kicking body-- no she doesn't have the best boob job in the world but that's an easy thing to fix. Thankfully it's only that-- everything else about her is pretty much perfect. BTW, she's a really sweet girl and a pleasure to work with.
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#196031 - 12/19/06 08:30 AM Re: The Audrey Bitoni Evolution Thread
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Considering this thing was once a male I guess it looks ok.Nice hands.
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#196032 - 12/19/06 09:22 PM Re: The Audrey Bitoni Evolution Thread
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Considering this thing was once a male I guess it looks ok.Nice hands.




OMG you have got to be kidding me. How can you look at those bambi eyes, those big lips, and those amazing legs and not think she's gorgeous?
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#196033 - 12/19/06 09:38 PM Re: The Audrey Bitoni Evolution Thread
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You've officially seen too many naked chicks when you look at Audrey Bitoni and all you see is her man hands.

Of course, having seen way too many naked women is not a bad problem to have.
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#196034 - 12/21/06 08:04 PM Re: The Audrey Bitoni Evolution Thread
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Any guy who says they wouldn't fuck her because of her tits is either a liar or a gayer

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#196035 - 12/21/06 08:37 PM Re: The Audrey Bitoni Evolution Thread
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Any guy who says they wouldn't fuck her because of her tits is either a liar or a gayer




She certainly can blow me ...

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#196036 - 12/22/06 12:00 AM Re: The Audrey Bitoni Evolution Thread
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Any guy who says they wouldn't fuck her because of her tits is either a liar or a gayer




Thank you.
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#196037 - 12/22/06 12:20 AM Re: The Audrey Bitoni Evolution Thread
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Any guy who says they wouldn't fuck her because of her tits is either a liar or a gayer




There is a difference between girls that guys would fuck and girls that have ruined their natural sex appeal by having monstrous plastic surgery causing irreparable damage. Would I fuck her? Sure. Is she sexy/pretty? IMHO cross-eyed bolt-ons say no. She probably was a pretty girl, but the frankentits ruin it for me. Just my 2 cents, I know other guys get off on the obscenely fake tittays.
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#196038 - 12/22/06 04:55 AM Re: The Audrey Bitoni Evolution Thread
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The girl has got an amazingly beautiful face and a kicking body-- no she doesn't have the best boob job in the world but that's an easy thing to fix. Thankfully it's only that-- everything else about her is pretty much perfect. BTW, she's a really sweet girl and a pleasure to work with.




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#196039 - 12/22/06 08:24 AM Re: The Audrey Bitoni Evolution Thread
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That IS quite a drastic fuck up. The surgeon ought to stop doing what he may think is great work. Poor girl.

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#196040 - 12/22/06 09:28 AM Re: The Audrey Bitoni Evolution Thread
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Considering this thing was once a male I guess it looks ok.Nice hands.




OMG you have got to be kidding me. How can you look at those bambi eyes, those big lips, and those amazing legs and not think she's gorgeous?





Its pretty simple really.Im not gay.That whore looks like she is a "product of Brazil".
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#196041 - 12/22/06 10:08 AM Re: The Audrey Bitoni Evolution Thread
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Considering this thing was once a male I guess it looks ok.Nice hands.




OMG you have got to be kidding me. How can you look at those bambi eyes, those big lips, and those amazing legs and not think she's gorgeous?





Its pretty simple really.Im not gay.That whore looks like she is a "product of Brazil".




I gotta go along with Jeff on this one. Her left forearm in that pic looks like it belongs on a male triathlete or harley mechanic. It should also be a rule that if your Dr. can't aim your tits right, you lose your porn permit-I can forgive god but not some asshole with a knife and a bag of water who charges thousands to butcher tits.
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#196042 - 12/22/06 07:31 PM Re: The Audrey Bitoni Evolution Thread
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Considering this thing was once a male I guess it looks ok.Nice hands.



Kind of looks like she got the jill kelly treatment at the plastic surgeons office.

BTW, Jeff, what happened to Ms.Kelly since her company imploded and her husband returned to his homosexual roots.
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#196043 - 12/22/06 07:47 PM Re: The Audrey Bitoni Evolution Thread
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You've officially seen too many naked chicks when you look at Audrey Bitoni and all you see is her man hands.

Of course, having seen way too many naked women is not a bad problem to have.




lol...
I know where Stewys comin from..Havin lived in a big city,you check the Adams Apple,the hair on the arms,and the hands..If it can whisper in your ear in less than a grumble,and passes the 2 finger sniff test..It's on !
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#196044 - 12/22/06 08:06 PM Re: The Audrey Bitoni Evolution Thread
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Yeah, but Jill Kelly at least has a nice looking snatch.

I can count the number of times on one hand I've actually seen this wanna-be harlot fully nude, or at least appearing to play with herself, and not some gay poses.

But hey, she fucked Christian, that says it all, right? Maybe the forearms have a story to tell...

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Kind of looks like she got the jill kelly treatment at the plastic surgeons office.

BTW, Jeff, what happened to Ms.Kelly since her company imploded and her husband returned to his homosexual roots.


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#196045 - 12/23/06 04:35 AM Re: The Audrey Bitoni Evolution Thread
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you can stick tits and makeup on ryan knox or longshot and they'll exude less testosterone than jill and audrey. porn's just fucking weird.
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#196046 - 12/23/06 05:16 AM Re: The Audrey Bitoni Evolution Thread
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Yeah, but Knox will look more like Janine with his sleeve tattoos & such. Does he still have the "I'm in a rock band" long hair, too? He won't even need a wig.

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you can stick tits and makeup on ryan knox or longshot and they'll exude less testosterone than jill and audrey. porn's just fucking weird.


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#196047 - 12/23/06 09:41 AM Re: The Audrey Bitoni Evolution Thread
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The girl has got an amazingly beautiful face and a kicking body-- no she doesn't have the best boob job in the world but that's an easy thing to fix. Thankfully it's only that-- everything else about her is pretty much perfect. BTW, she's a really sweet girl and a pleasure to work with.


I totally agree, she is stunning naturally beautiful (expect for the botched boob job, which can be fixed, a close friend should tell her to take care of it ASAP!.) She is very beautiful, and her body is incredible beyond words....Anyone that says anything else negative about her is just picking on her and jealous they will NEVER have a woman so beautiful during thier lifetime. She it truly amaazing.

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#196048 - 12/23/06 11:49 AM Re: The Audrey Bitoni Evolution Thread
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Given the chance, I don't think any of us would throw her out of bed, but she falls under the "third eye" category of oddities with those fucked up tits.

Natural beauty, huh? Are we missing something? When did you see her in the waking hours of the morning? Makeup does wonders dude. I wouldn't be surprised if see has her own MAC truck parked outside.

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I totally agree, she is stunning naturally beautiful (expect for the botched boob job, which can be fixed, a close friend should tell her to take care of it ASAP!.) She is very beautiful, and her body is incredible beyond words....Anyone that says anything else negative about her is just picking on her and jealous they will NEVER have a woman so beautiful during thier lifetime. She it truly amaazing.


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#196049 - 12/23/06 12:28 PM Re: The Audrey Bitoni Evolution Thread
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Natural beauty, huh? Are we missing something? When did you see her in the waking hours of the morning? Makeup does wonders dude. I wouldn't be surprised if see has her own MAC truck parked outside.




I'm with you, jack. I like her big, anime eyes but the bad tits worry me greatly. What a waste of bucks. I'd like to see what she looks like without a coat of pancake. I'm sure Holly will agree: some of the best looking girls on-set look like a car wreck before they hit make-up, and some of the best-looking chicks before make-up look like botched surgery claimants afterwards. Often times that's because they're "famous" and want their faces done their way or not at all. The name 'Houston' suddenly leaps to mind
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#196050 - 12/23/06 12:40 PM Re: The Audrey Bitoni Evolution Thread
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Her breasts look nutty. You would think she could kind of straighten them up by pressing and squeezing a bit.
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#196051 - 01/08/07 08:52 AM Re: The Audrey Bitoni Evolution Thread
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Lukes camera of death or the spiraling hell that is a serious drug addiction. You be the judge.


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#196052 - 01/08/07 09:05 AM Re: The Audrey Bitoni Evolution Thread
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Lukes camera of death or the spiraling hell that is a serious drug addiction. You be the judge.






Whoa... check out the Bruce Campbell chin...

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#196053 - 01/08/07 06:51 PM Re: The Audrey Bitoni Evolution Thread
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good grief.

luke ends careers

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#196054 - 01/08/07 06:54 PM Re: The Audrey Bitoni Evolution Thread
k1ng Offline
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It's like he has a chimpanzee swinging on his arm as he's trying to steady for the shot.
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#196055 - 01/08/07 06:58 PM Re: The Audrey Bitoni Evolution Thread
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it isn't all lukes fault though. someone with fashion sense please tell me this outfit is awful?

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#196056 - 01/08/07 07:54 PM Re: The Audrey Bitoni Evolution Thread
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Lukes camera of death or the spiraling hell that is a serious drug addiction. You be the judge.






I thought I lost my fucking equilibrium for a minute there. Can you say "auto focus"? Did Luke take this while cross-eyed or something?

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it isn't all lukes fault though. someone with fashion sense please tell me this outfit is awful?




Com'on Ed, it's not THAT bad. She's got a dead animal corsetting her huge cockeyed tits; and the hemed-off 4" from the left cuff of the last pair jeans that I bought, around her ass. All that aside, it IS Luke's fault.
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#196057 - 01/08/07 07:59 PM Re: The Audrey Bitoni Evolution Thread
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I have NO fashion sense and EVEN I know that is hideous!!!

It's so fucking sad ....

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#196058 - 01/08/07 08:05 PM Re: The Audrey Bitoni Evolution Thread
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As hideous as that outfit is, and as bad as her makeup is, she still looks hot in the full length shot.
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#196059 - 01/08/07 08:08 PM Re: The Audrey Bitoni Evolution Thread
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I thought I lost my fucking equilibrium for a minute there. Can you say "auto focus"? Did Luke take this while cross-eyed or something?





It has to be INTENTIONAL. No one can be this bad with a modern digital camera. I think he takes an obscene pleasure in degrading these whores with bad photography.

His schtick is reporting on the dark underbelly of the porn industry. His photos are the dark underbelly of porn photos. They further cheapen and degrade the cheap and degraded!

I think he gets off on how hideous they are.

As circumstantial evidence I submit while he'll make a "pop in" to defend other slanders, he never protests the abuse given here for his utter lack of photographic skills.

It's pissing me off

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#196060 - 01/08/07 09:23 PM Re: The Audrey Bitoni Evolution Thread
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I feel the same way about her as I did about Keri Sable. Meh.


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#196061 - 01/08/07 10:01 PM Re: The Audrey Bitoni Evolution Thread
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Given the chance, I don't think any of us would throw her out of bed, but she falls under the "third eye" category of oddities with those fucked up tits.

Natural beauty, huh? Are we missing something? When did you see her in the waking hours of the morning? Makeup does wonders dude. I wouldn't be surprised if see has her own MAC truck parked outside.





I've seen her without makeup on. She honestly looks just as beautiful-- she's got great skin.
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#196062 - 01/09/07 10:44 AM Re: The Audrey Bitoni Evolution Thread
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I feel the same way about her as I did about Keri Sable. Meh.






So do I - I feel like I want to jerk my dick until nothing but dust comes out.
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#196063 - 01/09/07 01:42 PM Re: The Audrey Bitoni Evolution Thread
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I feel the same way about her as I did about Keri Sable. Meh.






So do I - I feel like I want to jerk my dick until nothing but dust comes out.




+1 on that, I thought Keri Sable was the ultimate fuck-bot. I also found her lack of visible tattoos quite appealing.

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#196064 - 07/10/08 06:50 AM Re: The Audrey Bitoni Evolution Thread
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MOnstar now repping Audrey Bitoni...maybe he'll convince her to deflate those shitty, overblown implants.

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"I love Audrey and I'm very excited to be handling her publicity. We approached each other at the same time and had been meeting throughout June, laying the groundwork for the rest of the year," Said Star Factory's Alexander (Monstar) Raymond. "In just casual conversation, whenever I bring up Audrey's name it causes a commotion. Understandably, there is a buzz about her; she's stunningly beautiful, amazing personality, always rocks a great scene; she's larger than life and easily fits in with the top superstars we work with. Expect big things from this girl."




(Leans back: )

http://www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=28953

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#196065 - 07/10/08 07:07 AM Re: The Audrey Bitoni Evolution Thread
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Adult "Industry"??....<porn> Star "Factory"? Since when did the industrial revolution transform people fucking and swallowing splooge for others to observe, vicariously participate by whacking off and laughing their asses off during a good buzz? Porn has been around since the dawn of time, when the first caveman drew a picture of what he wanted from his mate because the word "Cumfart" hadnt been invented yet...

At the same time, Maybe the "factory" could go into business producing and distrubuting implants, eventually expanding to just building its own whores, thus achieving Economies of Scale.

I wonder if Alexander's teepee was foreclosed upon and his pony repossessed?
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#196066 - 07/10/08 09:26 PM Re: The Audrey Bitoni Evolution Thread
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burg, you make as much sense as a kaydon kross post on mikesouth. go do something productive like build a shrine to holly made out of mash potatoes ala close encounters. I love you man but why you gotta be like that??? YOu know an injun be protective of his tribe, especially that sexy papoose.

and slick willie d., whatcha talking about? lean back? seriously? you used to move mountains and leap tall tall adult FYI posts in a single bound and now you throwing up played out shit like that? (corey haim lights a cigarette and shakes his head)

...[sam jackson circa jackie brown] what happened to you man? you were beautiful.. [/sam jackson]

Conky, ready for that cruise to the Bahamas? the ship is fixin' to sail, and I got Abba on stand-by. Lame ....or Cool?

guapo for HNIC 2009, what.
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#196067 - 07/10/08 09:55 PM Re: The Audrey Bitoni Evolution Thread
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#196068 - 07/11/08 02:20 AM Re: The Audrey Bitoni Evolution Thread
Da Burglar Offline
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burg, you make as much sense as a kaydon kross post on mikesouth.




Oh well shit, fuck me....another one of my paper airplane posts sails right over someone's head. If you had called your "business" Monstar's Whore Emporium-- Leveraging your Vaginal Earning Potential Since 2006 I'd be wheeling around the country with a goddamn bilboard in tow on three little red wagons promoting it. But Factory implies something non-slothy. I abhor hypocrisy.

While I dont love you too man... you are still a good person amidst a sea of assholes in porn, a pleasant distraction...I mean I always support Native American Issues and rights, just ask the Casino Hosts at Foxwoods.
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#196069 - 07/11/08 03:11 AM Re: The Audrey Bitoni Evolution Thread
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go do something productive like build a shrine to holly made out of mash potatoes ala close encounters




I'm sorry but that was fucking hilarious!
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#196070 - 07/11/08 03:47 PM Re: The Audrey Bitoni Evolution Thread
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If you had called your "business" Monstar's Whore Emporium-- Leveraging your Vaginal Earning Potential Since 2006 I'd be wheeling around the country with a goddamn bilboard in tow on three little red wagons promoting it.





Ooh...who's gonna be first to release a series called 'Empwhorium' then?

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#196071 - 02/22/09 02:13 PM Re: The Audrey Bitoni Evolution Thread
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Shes still around, and her tits are destroyed. Looking at the rest of her it looks like shes stayed clear of the hard drugs, good for her.

http://www.ladirectmodels.com/view.php?img=3&id=44&gender=female

(couldn't work out how to get the picture here, if anyone cares please doooo)
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#196072 - 02/22/09 03:16 PM Re: The Audrey Bitoni Evolution Thread
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#196073 - 02/22/09 03:52 PM Re: The Audrey Bitoni Evolution Thread
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Jesus. They can't put make-up on those scars or some shit? Women: Stop getting things shoved under your tits....
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#196074 - 02/22/09 05:39 PM Re: The Audrey Bitoni Evolution Thread
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I wonder what Monster's spin is on this?
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#196075 - 02/22/09 08:20 PM Re: The Audrey Bitoni Evolution Thread
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You could scar fuck those.
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#196076 - 02/23/09 12:43 AM Re: The Audrey Bitoni Evolution Thread
Smelly Monkey Offline
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I wonder what Monster's spin is on this?




Monstar represents her? Jesus, wasn't she already established?
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#196077 - 02/25/09 06:15 PM Re: The Audrey Bitoni Evolution Thread
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pic





WOW, I don't mind a GOOD pair of fake, fuckin' titties, but...

WHAT IN THEE HELL DID SHE DO TO THESE??

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Monstar represents her? Jesus, wasn't she already established?




Yeah Monkey, she was, but fucked up tits will un-establish you real quick!!
Yeah
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