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#195879 - 10/08/06 10:01 PM DPRK Tests Nuke
John Floofin Offline
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It's 10 PM here in Arizona, and there's been official U.S. confirmation. There is evidence at the Earthquake Center, here. Have a nice day.

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#195880 - 10/08/06 10:11 PM Re: DPRK Tests Nuke
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I think I'm gonna now...



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#195881 - 10/08/06 10:12 PM Re: DPRK Tests Nuke
Willie D Offline

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Registered: 09/20/05
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Oh man, this is big. One of the past Brophy principals used to be a commander on the DMZ, he never told good stories about that place. I can't imagine how fucked up that strip of land is right now.

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#195882 - 10/08/06 10:15 PM Re: DPRK Tests Nuke
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Predictions, anyone? Smoke 'em if you got 'em.

I say China steps in and squashes the little cockroach, it's now in their best interests to do so.

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#195883 - 10/08/06 10:21 PM Re: DPRK Tests Nuke
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I hope and pray g-dub is preppin an h-bomb to drop asap in them niggas asses.ASAMUFUCKINP! PRONTO!

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#195884 - 10/08/06 10:24 PM Re: DPRK Tests Nuke
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Predictions, anyone? Smoke 'em if you got 'em.

I say China steps in and squashes the little cockroach, it's now in their best interests to do so.


I bet they try to wrestle some last-minute concessions on international issues (trade, human rights, y'know, small stuff) first. Then they let Kim Jong Ill learn what it's like to be anal-full-nelsoned by the U.S. Air Force.

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#195885 - 10/08/06 10:33 PM Re: DPRK Tests Nuke
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There goes the siren that warns off the air raid
Then comes the sound of the guns sending flak
Out for the scramble we've got to get airborne
Got to get up for the coming attack.

Jump in the cockpit and start up the engines
Remove all the wheel blocks
there's no time to waste
Gathering speed as we head down the runway
Gotta get airborne before it's too late

Running, scrambling, flying
Rolling, turning, diving, going in again
Run, live to fly, fly to live, do or die
Run, live to fly, fly to live, Aces high

Move in to fire at the mainstream of bombers
Let off a sharp burst and then turn away
Roll over, spin round and come in behind them
Move to their blindsides and firing again

Bandits at 8 o'clock move in behind us
Ten ME-109's out of the sun
Ascending and turning out spitfires to face them
Heading straight for them I press my guns.

Rolling, turning, diving
Rolling, turning, diving, goin' again
Run, live to fly, fly to live, do or die
Run, live to fly, fly to live, Aces high.

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#195886 - 10/08/06 11:02 PM Re: DPRK Tests Nuke
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North Korea is now officially the biggest combination of "Joke/Nightmare/Comedy/Tragedy" with respect to Nation-States of the last 256 years, nations that were capable of starting a war with their neighbors that involved more than the intrinsic equivalent, or ramifications, of an obnoxious Irish family in Cork County Ireland robbing the neighbors's Heffer of it's Full Udder (Milk Valued according to the 1760 A.D. Dairy Index.)

Maybe Paraguay in the mid 1800s was more detested and embarrassing to its immediate neighbors, and I can only think of Helen of Troy as embodying a worse Casus Belli for a nation than North Korea's hell-bent pursuit of having 3 or 4 "Atom Missiles" and their intention to provoke a war to retain them and all these missles represent (by "Atom" I mean that it is debatable whether they even have, or will have FUSION weapons THAT WORK anytime soon.)

This is a nation that is pretty much Pitch Dark 30% of each DAY....that cannot Feed its Citizens, who in turn have to spend 80% of their time simply "finding", or working to find/create/produce their next meal...A Nation whose Navy Personel are so Undernourished that they cannot use their still-marginally threatening Submarine fleet because their sailors cannot tolerate the rigors of Submerged Environment/Combat for more than a short period of time, otherwise they run the risk of (literally) passing out and running the subs aground or into something/someone (Think the scene from the 1980 Spielberg movie 1941, where the Dummy is up in the Ferris Wheel off Santa Monica on the look out for enemy ships, and the dummy goes "J-j-j-jesus Christ you guys it's a Jap Sub!" .... Except it's 2006, the coast is Japan, the Dummy is actually a Japanese Teenager strung out on Yaba and he spots the DPRK wayward Submarine kicking up Mud with its props doing donuts in a marina, and the zit faced Japanese Teen simply croakes "HollllyWoooooo...."


How many people realize that this (almost) entire "problem" is centered around the fact that North Korea has about 8000 NON-NUKE Rocket and Artillery Pieces locked loaded AND READY TO FIRE right NOW, upon Seoul...effectively leveling that city with conventional ordinance in about 10 minutes?

Seriously...and if you are familiar with South Korean Pain Tolerance, as well as sturdiness of National Products like their Automobiles, well you can imagine how well their "buildings" will hold up to shellfire.

Seoul is such a FAT Target, a guncrew of Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder manning a WWI Railway Gun traveling 65 MPH could hit important shit, or people. I remember reading an article a few years back on what the short-term economic impact would be on both Asia's Economy, and secondly, the WORLD's, if Seoul were flattened and wiped out during a midmorning Coffeebreak. We'd survive, no doubt about that, but there would be LOTS of turmoil, and some widespread ramifications.
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#195887 - 10/08/06 11:15 PM Re: DPRK Tests Nuke
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Here is the DPRK nuke announcement.

"The field of scientific research in the DPRK successfully conducted an underground nuclear test under secure conditions on October 9, 2006, at a stirring time when all the people of the country are making a great leap forward in the building of a great, prosperous, powerful socialist nation.

"It has been confirmed that there was no such danger as radioactive emission in the course of the nuclear test as it was carried out under scientific consideration and careful calculation.

"The nuclear test was conducted with indigenous wisdom and technology 100 percent. It marks a historic event as it greatly encouraged and pleased the KPA and people that have wished to have powerful self-reliant defense capability.

"It will contribute to defending the peace and stability on the Korean Peninsula and in the area around it."

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#195888 - 10/08/06 11:28 PM Re: DPRK Tests Nuke
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Quote:

Here is the DPRK nuke announcement.


" . . . a stirring time when all the people of the country are making a great leap forward in the building of a great, prosperous, powerful socialist nation."




They so crayzeeeee. That's some funny shit right there.

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#195889 - 10/09/06 12:20 AM Re: DPRK Tests Nuke
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Registered: 09/13/05
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Loc: The "Phlogbox", apparently.
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Predictions, anyone? Smoke 'em if you got 'em.

I say China steps in and squashes the little cockroach, it's now in their best interests to do so.


I bet they try to wrestle some last-minute concessions on international issues (trade, human rights, y'know, small stuff) first. Then they let Kim Jong Ill learn what it's like to be anal-full-nelsoned by the U.S. Air Force.




As I understand it, the winds in Korea tend to blow northward along the coast into Russia. If North Korea ever looked like it was going to start launching on the Korean peninsula, it is likely that the Russians would pre-empt to keep their cities from being irradiated by fallout carried by prevailing winds. The only problem with this theory is the broke-ass Russians. Maybe your USAF gag-factoring idea is better.

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#195890 - 10/09/06 08:14 AM Re: DPRK Tests Nuke
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Registered: 01/18/06
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and people thought i was crazy when i built my fall-out shelter...the war's coming ya hear!
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#195891 - 10/09/06 09:12 AM Re: DPRK Tests Nuke
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Do you know the proper procedure when dealing with fallout? Stick it back in and take shorter strokes.

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#195892 - 10/09/06 08:40 PM Re: DPRK Tests Nuke
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Registered: 06/23/06
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Loc: New York
Drudge is reporting that it was a dud.
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#195893 - 10/13/06 04:34 PM Re: DPRK Tests Nuke
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#195894 - 10/13/06 05:00 PM Re: DPRK Tests Nuke
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The Chinese and the Russians are having lots of fun with security council dodges and weaves with the Americans over this situation.


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#195895 - 10/14/06 10:50 AM Re: DPRK Tests Nuke
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#195896 - 10/14/06 06:39 PM Re: DPRK Tests Nuke
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Dud nuke test + dud missle test = the Barney Fife of the Nuclear Club.
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#195897 - 10/14/06 06:53 PM Re: DPRK Tests Nuke
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I would like to take a moment to thank Bill Clinton and the American taxpayer for allowing me to develop nuclear technology. A sauna filled with 19 year old North Korean school girls for Bubba was a small price to pay for the ability to make Seoul, Tokyo or any large city of my choosing glow like an ember. And yes, I fucked Albright's ass.



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#195898 - 10/14/06 07:07 PM Re: DPRK Tests Nuke
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Diplomacy makes strange bedfellows.

And yes, Rumsfeld gave Sadamm a rim job.



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#195899 - 10/14/06 11:46 PM Re: DPRK Tests Nuke
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Diplomacy makes strange bedfellows.

And yes, Rumsfeld gave Sadamm a rim job.






Did Rumsfeld give Saddam nukes? Long live Bubba and his definition of what is "is". Democrats in '06 will give rise to the magnificent, prosperous powerful and glorious DPRK! Undeniable.
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#195900 - 10/15/06 12:07 AM Re: DPRK Tests Nuke
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#195901 - 10/15/06 11:03 AM Re: DPRK Tests Nuke
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I laugh at your UN and these so called sanctions. HAHAHAHAHA




We too laugh at the UN. I think the whole world does.

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I would like to take a moment to thank Bill Clinton and the American taxpayer for allowing me to develop nuclear technology. A sauna filled with 19 year old North Korean school girls for Bubba was a small price to pay for the ability to make Seoul, Tokyo or any large city of my choosing glow like an ember. And yes, I fucked Albright's ass.




There's a chance we'll be electing Hillary for President in '08, you would be able to build an entire arsenal in just four years. Dropping the hammer on Madeline's ass? I doubt you'll be getting any of that fine soul sista Condi ass.
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