Smegma? I disagree, this is .... an obvious Dirtpipe Milkshake Blender Malfunction, proving once again Cumfarts will be (or are) the undoing of the porn industry.

Holly, what does your Mum think of "Dirtpipe Milkshakes?" Would she be in agreement with me that they are nanometer above Scat Porn, and about as erotic as a first year med student's Anatomy Lab Cadaver dressed in a Victoria's Secret dark blue 'teddy'?