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#195698 - 10/19/06 10:49 PM Re: Chrissy Moran: My Life,My Love,Peoples Happy H
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When Shelley Lubben, XXXchurch, and others like them finally are able to convince one of the big dogs in the porn game to "see the light", then I'll take notice. Convincing a gal whose shot 25-75 movies to get out and offer her help in doing so can be seen as a noble, charitable act(although, they do try to rob us of our stroke fodder , but there are plenty more to take their place), but honestly, those girls are probably looking for a way out anyways. People would truly take notice of their efforts if they were able to change the minds of people like Jeff Steward, Jenna Jameson, Max Hardcore, whoever own Vivid or Wicked, ect. If they were able to convert the "Victimizers" of these "innocent, naive, good-hearted, never-skipped-Sunday-School" type of women, then they would really be doing something for people to be amazed by.





Holy shit yes, I want shelley to convert the godfather of gag dr jeff mike stewart, then jeff telling tony to convert xpt into a site where former pornstars and current lord abiding citizens can talk about how much they love god and ways they can save current and future whores from a life of random, soulless sex and drugs. Its easy to pick off the insecure fucked up fringe talent like chrissy moran, jessi summers and sky lopez but to convert the truly depraved is a whole different game, chrissy is single a ball , go after a major leaguer.

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"Jesus take me"

"Jesus, Jesus just take me...
Take me to heaven with you"
I prayed this so many times
"What else do you want me to do?"

I just wanted to end this life
I was so overcome with defeat
I cried out to you in dispair
Tears streaming down my cheeks

I humbled myself before you
Lying on the floor crying
Trying hard to make it happen
But still you kept me from dying

Were you listening to my cries?
It seems all I have done is fail
I know I don't deserve your love
I know I deserve to burn in hell

You felt so far away from me
I wondered if you were still real
I felt if you really loved me
You'd let my broken heart heal

One day I lost all hope of you
And my heart began to turn cold
Then you sent to me a messenger
And your love began to unfold

You pulled me into your loving arms
Telling me to no longer fear
For fear is of the devil
And you have always been near

I am giving all the pain to you
Allowing you to heal my heart
Only you can make me whole again
And give me a brand new start

The pain was there to strengthen me
Because you loved me through it all
I now humble myself before you
And I am ready to answer your call

I love you more everyday Lord
I want to do your perfect will
So use my life as you desire God
Only you I want to fulfill

"Jesus, Jesus just take me...
Take my life and all that I am"
I pray this to you now dear God
I am ready to carry out your plan.

I love you so much God and I want you to work in me and use my life the way you seem fit. Thank you for rescuing me and continuing to heal my pain. I know I drifted away from you and know now that I am forgiven. I am all brand new again! Thank you for your mercy!






shes an emo poet, I better watch out, shes good my $500 writing job could be in some danger if my boss sees this and knows that shes currently looking for a new career.

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If you go to Shelley Lubben's myspace profile and click on some of the ex whore friends she has, they all have hilarious zealot christian 'finding jesus' stories. I would post some, but they are so long even burglar would be put to shame.




God that has just put the thought of da burg finding god and the length of his blog if that was ever to happen into my mind.



Future gag factor cover girl.
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#195699 - 09/19/09 11:56 AM Re: Chrissy Moran:...OVERSOLD...trailer Interview
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Well I ran across this gem of stiff acting and bad Dialogue brought to you by evangelicals making movies...



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#195700 - 09/19/09 01:06 PM Re: Chrissy Moran: My Life,My Love,Peoples Happy H
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When Shelley Lubben, XXXchurch, and others like them finally are able to convince one of the big dogs in the porn game to "see the light", then I'll take notice.




If you go to Shelley Lubben's myspace profile and click on some of the ex whore friends she has, they all have hilarious zealot christian 'finding jesus' stories. I would post some, but they are so long even burglar would be put to shame.






Heh...

Chicky had the Lubben scene covered in 06.

Recognize insects. Three steps back, toe to heel, bowing every 5 steps till the door hits your ass.
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#195701 - 09/19/09 02:36 PM Re: Chrissy Moran:...OVERSOLD...trailer Interview
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Well I ran across this gem of stiff acting and bad Dialogue brought to you by evangelicals making movies...






Why is she using her porn name for a church production? Let me get this straight...distance yourself from porn, join the church, use your porn name. Is she thinking she can help the church, selling one more ticket by tricking Bono-One into thinking there'd be a nude scene like the straight guy version of seeing Harry Potter's naked Broadway play? Um, ok...
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#195702 - 09/19/09 05:26 PM Re: Chrissy Moran:...OVERSOLD...trailer Interview
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Registered: 09/19/05
Posts: 3576
Loc: Baltimore, MD
Crissy's surgically enhanced Angelina Jolie lips clash with her aging none-too-gracefully starting to look like Teri Weigel face. Teri at least has the excuse that she is almost fifty years old.

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#195703 - 09/19/09 05:31 PM Re: Chrissy Moran:...OVERSOLD...trailer Interview
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Registered: 01/26/06
Posts: 1058
Loc: Keen for Peen
i like the chris kattan twink looking off into the distance like 'how long do i have to keep up this charade?'
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#195704 - 09/19/09 06:50 PM Re: Chrissy Moran:...OVERSOLD...trailer Interview
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Registered: 07/09/06
Posts: 2362
Loc: St. Louis
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Crissy's surgically enhanced Angelina Jolie lips clash with her aging none-too-gracefully starting to look like Teri Weigel face. Teri at least has the excuse that she is almost fifty years old.




I once had a none-too-friendly myspace conversation with Crissy about this. She absurdly swears her lips are all-natural and that she doesn't continue to dress provocatively. She also still socializes with porn people, especially Puma Swede. Despite all of her claims, she just can't seem to let go of her porn persona and her ties to people in the industry. She also said something rather disturbing -- that if she wouldn't bleed to death, she would use a pair of scissors to cut out her breast implants herself.

For what it's worth, she still looks very good in what appear to be recent and relatively untouched pics.
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#195705 - 09/20/09 12:22 AM Re: Chrissy Moran:...OVERSOLD...trailer Interview
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I wonder which mexican middleweight from the early 80's is tiffany's papi, fayners man stream stage name is stephen zimple? Jew needs a better agent that name will take him nowhere.

This thread has 16,000 views, Im guessing 10,000 are from interested christians, hello my friends.


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